Omae-o-korosu-yaoi
Welcome everybody, especially flamers (guy, girl, anyone! See? we aren't closed minded!)! Because we like warm welcome. We are two nices and polites girls well we are nice... when its not talking about that plague called YAOI!! And since we feel like doing justice, yuri isn't going to be spared. Also that we loath it. Hum this is a bio might as well present ourself. One more thing, we do not like yaoiyuri, we wrote fic laughing about it... and maybe a couple of flames. We like to share. - DivineSpear Hello! I'm the other anti-yaoi fangirl! I hate yaoi more than everyone who... hate yaoi... Ok I'm sure that you understand this. Contrary at DivineSpear, I'm most serious and sane...hum... I think so... whatever! We make antiyaoifanfics with characters like Roy/Marth, Draco/Harry, Isaac/Ivan and many other nowhere couples. This is stupid to make yaoi with people like us! Roy and Marth are not gay, Draco Malfoy hates Harry Potter (if you haven't see it, its because you are blind or just too stupid...) and, of course, Ivan is too young! Isaac don't loves him, or he is a pedophile! Its all I have to say. That's right I'm back. Well its my bio too you know? Eerr well if you didn't knew it its a wonder how you found out our page then. At first I had found yaoi well normal. An annoying little thing but still normal, but then they started to annoye me to no END! I also discovered that most of the yaoi couple (I said Yaoi I know Yuri exist but I saw almost none of them, thanks myself) well these couples make no sense at all! Anyway I'm not here to give you some long boring story about this. Everyone on the net know what is yaoi and, sadly, no one decided to shout out their own opinion. Oh I'm going to give you small advices for flaming us! You know, just in case you got no idea what to write. That would be sad, for we wouldn't be able to laugh or roast some toast. First, don't write those "you s*ck" and that's all message. I mean come on I know its the most favorite word in the yaoi fic but hey its NOT yaoi lover here. Secondly feel free to assume we are spoiled brat that are doing this because we got too much time to loose. If you are going on this spree you might as well think about a pink flying elephant that want coconut. And lastly, let your imagination go free while flaming us! Now you cannot accuse us to try to crush others writers imagination. -your dear and loved (hehehe) DivineSpear Let's the flaming start!!! One a side note: We aren't against homosexual, but we loath Yaoi and yuri fanfic. We are against it for various reason, but mainly for making couple with characters already created and put them together when its IMPOSSIBLE for those two, to be together. Go creat your our gaybi chara. We will have nothing to say about it. Second and finaly main reason is STOP PUTTING THIS EVERYWHERE!!! Do you know how hard it is now to find and picture and a fanfic without this shit? I would have more chance finding a $100 on the street. That's all now. HellScythe: Hey! And my opinion? |
