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Bold everything that is stereotyped about you:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bolemic.

I'm Fat, so I MUST eat everything

I'm SHORT, so I MUST pick fights with people

I'm TALL, so I must be a robber

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I'm a BELIEVER so I MUST hate nonbelievers

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be an idiot.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals and atheist.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm BLACK and have white friends so I MUST think I'm white

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.


Why do I believe in God?

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost!" That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are too visible but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.


Favorite Anime:

Naruto

Fairy Tail

Hunter X Hunter

Bleach

Inuyasha

Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple

Soul Eater

Shaman King

Kekkashi

Pokemon

Rurouni Kenshin

Black Cat

DN Angel

One Piece

Black Blood Brothers

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Red Sunrise by Emma Iveli reviews
AU Naruto Crossover. Before heading to the Grand Line, Luffy reunites with his four best friends. However things get messy when they make it to the Grand Line, with new enemies, a perverted Sage and a strange group called Snake. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,484 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Luffy
Naruto : Trust in demons by twilightserius reviews
All chapters shall be redone. Naruto meets kyuubi after almost dying so he trains under him in the forest and meets new "people" along the way to becoming great This is Yaoi read at your own convinence : thank you oh now betaed by Iruka Koi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,306 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Demon Lord of the West by Dylan Millwood reviews
Sesshomaru is teleported to Naruto's world when Naruto is born and he is asked by the Yondaime to raise Naruto. Adopted from Destinee-1582-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,629 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Naruto U.
Story of the Ten Tailed Wolf by The Engulfing Silence reviews
There are so many things that we as humans are unaware of, or lack an understanding. The Bijuu are one of those things. Follow the Journey of Naruto Uzumaki as he befriends the yokai that was sealed inside of him and "she" helps him grow stronger. fem. Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 350,393 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 13,101 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the Digital Hazard by Resurrection of the Forgotten reviews
After his battle with Madara Naruto finds himself in strange place surronded by four Dragons who ask for his help in saving two different worlds but not before recieveing a power that could destroy both worlds from one of rst story & summary stinks
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 231,353 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [Ruki M./Rika N., Naruto U.]
The Phoenix and Raven Dojutsu by JK10 reviews
Kushina and Minato had a secret. Naruto has known this secret since he was five. Now it's time for that secret to scare the Elemental Nations. This is Naruto the owner of the Phoenix and Raven Dojutsus. NARU/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,522 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,452 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Master of Foxes and Serpents by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
What if Naruto had Kyubi as a teacher? What if he had two summoning contracts when he was five and none were the toads. What if he had two inseperable little summons as friends that were there for him all the time? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Tamer of Foxes by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
After running from yet another mob, a half-demon fox Naruto found 3 little foxes. With them, he is going to become the greatest tamer ninja ever! Naruto/Renamon/BlackRenamon/Vulpamon love story. Story better then summary.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,833 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Renamon, Naruto U.
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 4,566 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
The Four Guardians by That GreenMachine reviews
What if the Kyubi was not the only one sealed inside Naruto? Follow along as four great shinobi and the Kyubi take our favorite blonde knucklehead along the path to greatness. Strong Naruto. Uchiha Influenced Naruto, OC/OOC. Naruto/Mikoto pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,651 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.