[pulls out note cards] Hey there, nerds. The name's Blue, Blue [flips on sunglasses] Tangerine. I'm a writer, in case you haven't noticed- [drops note cards]- ah, shit, I'm sorry! You guys are all beautiful and I just make a mess of things so please take joy in my stories because I like it when people are happy! Which is weird because I tend to kill off important characters

A little bit about me:

-My best friend is sadistic and depressed

-I'm an artist, a writer, and attempting to become an actor

-I own a dagger, a sword, a wooden sword, and a bow/arrows

-I'm a pokemon nerd and love umbreon and absol

-Comic con is love, comic con is life (it's also where I got my sword and dagger)

-I dunno, I'm interested in anything that sparks my curiosity. Doctor Who, anime, Sherlock, Merlin, metal working, supposedly extinct creatures, space, anything

-I'm a bit of a ditz, and a klutz, but I can also be pretty clever if I want

-I'm socially awkward and more of an introvert than an extrovert

-I'd say I'm a pretty good editor since I'm a grammar Nazi and read a whole lot, so there's that. Just ask if you're interested

-Of course, that does not mean I don't need an editor/beta reader as well. Again, if you're interested, just ask (PM or in a review or crap)

THIS 3 DAY WAIT BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING IS KILLING ME EVEN IF I PROBABLY WON'T POST ANYTHING FOR A WEEK