Leo: Andrew Jackson had a two-ton block of cheese...
Josh: And a Wheat Thin the size of Lake Tahoe.

Horatio: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?
Calleigh: Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Gibbs: Ducky. I'm not interested in what happened to him after he died.
Ducky: Well I'm surprised to hear you say that, Gibbs. You know post-mortem details can be extremely revealing. Remember that case, four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an anthill up to his neck?
Gibbs: Ducky. Eight years ago.
Ducky: No, it can't be eight years. No, I know it wasn't. Four years ago, your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat, and I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there while I stitched you up.

Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba!
Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again?

Ships I ship, in case you were interested...

Crossing Jordan: JW
CSI:Miami: HC, EC mostly pre S4
NCIS: KG, TK, KA, GA
LaO:SVU: EO, OA
CSI: NS, GS, CW, GC, CS
JAG: HM
TWW: SA, TCj, JD, DA, KCj, pre-LCj, JCj, SCj