Colezillahide bio
 Me: Hello everybody, I'm just your friendly neighborhood reviewer. I promise to review any fanfictions I read with politeness and kindness, if I am to ever come across a fanfiction that does not float my boat, I will make sure that my review is of constructive criticism towards said fanfiction. You have my word as a reviewer. Description: Just look at my profile picture and imagine the real thing. Relations: None worth mentioning and none that aren't complicated. Role on the site: I plan to read and review stories more than anything, but I may post a story of my own from time to time. Fandoms: Ed, Edd n Eddy, South Park, Gorillaz, Hellsing, Army of Darkness, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Avatar/Korra, Batman, Spiderman, Final Fantasy VII, Berserk, Street Fighter, The X-Men, and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Favorite Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror, Sci-fi. Shippings: (look down to see list) 1.) The Eds and The Kankers (Ed, Edd n Eddy) 2.) Link and Zelda (Legend of Zelda) 3.) Stan and Wendy (South Park) 4.) Alucard and Seras (Hellsing) 5.) 2D and Noodle (Gorillaz) 6.) Ash and May (Pokémon) 7.) Ryu and Chun-Li (Street Fighter) 8.) Wolverine and Storm (X-Men) 9.) Jill V. and Carlos O. (Resident Evil) 10.) Cloud and Tifa (Final Fantasy VII) [Although, I started my account in May of 2012, I have been coming to this site since 2008 and I've been reading all manner of amazing stories ever since.] Ok, thank you for reading my bio, have a nice day. Now If anyone needs me, I'm going to go listen to some Red Hot Chili Peppers. |
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Dawn of the Dead from the Neck Up by TFFWFKA elejamie -retired reviews
When zombies invade Peach Creek, it's up to Ed, Edd and Eddy to fight them, as well as get to the candy store. Will they succeed? Read and review to find out. Rated M for language, violence, etc... Completed, eventually.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
Paul Returns to Kanto: Return of the Battle Frontier by RPG1115 reviews
After his most recent defeat at the hands of none other than Ash Ketchum, Paul wallows around with nothing to do. But when Reggie proposes an idea, Paul finds himself with a one way ticket to Kanto and a whole new journey that's sure to teach him many lessons about what it takes to be a true Pokemon trainer.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 139 - Words: 663,093 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji] Barry/Jun
On Hallows Eve by impr0mptu reviews
Hellsing hosts a Halloween ball. Will Integra be able to fight off the intolerable advances of the male aristocracy? Will Seras be able to find an outfit that doesn't draw attention to her *ahem* figure? Will Alucard spike the punch? And what about poor Walter, who's got to try and keep the Queen distracted from all the carnage? [Rated M for many, many reasons]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra
DigiDestined School Dance by SuperAvengerMan reviews
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy's "May I Have this Ed" episode parody! Another Digimon fic about the DigiDestined attending their first school dance! Matt helps out Tai and Joe get their confidence to ask a girl to dance. This is not a sequel nor is it related to DigiDestined Carnival but this story still has the same couples. I do not own Digimon, Saban does. (Nothing with the Dimension Trilogy)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt, Jou K./Joe, Sora T. - Complete
Stan Of The Dead by Caz Dowse reviews
Stan's having a bad time. Wendy's dumped him and he's failing at school. But that turns out to be the least of his problems! It's all part of growing up in South Park!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Party Atmosphere by Editor-Bug reviews
All Wendy wants is to finally make out with Stan. Is that really too much to ask? Why does all this stupid crap have to happen? ONE-SHOT! Read & review if you like! Rated T for big, gay slave sex, as well as language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: An Ed, Edd n Eddy Story by PRIVATE Corp reviews
When a twist of fate made Double D the wielder of the Keyblade, worlds collide in a way that will decide the fate of the Ed boys... and the other worlds'. Join the Eds as they explore the Cartoon Network universe in search of the Pure Hearted, keyholes, and the missing children of the cul-de-sac while facing off against Heartless and new villains. Second story in the EEnE Project.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 336,062 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
The First Kiss by HunterKiller666 reviews
Stan forgets about Valentine's day, and has to find a way to make it up for Wendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Damned Spiders! by Julius Night reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent in the early night to a nuclear facility in England that is in danger of a meltdown. Could it be terrorists? A crazed employee bent on destruction? Spilt coffee on a control panel? Or those damned horrible web spinning arachnids? Whomever it could be will face the assult from the best of the Hellsing organization. Rated M for language and violence.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Alucard vs Life by Alex McM reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Ash's First by Neo Namco reviews
Ash reveals at his Poke'mon Master press conference that he's a virgin, provoking many of his female friends to compete against one another to be his first and take his innocence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,724 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Game Night by Bluuuuuee reviews
One-shot. The duo decide to have a video game marathon/sleepover. Stan gets scared and Kyle finds it hilarious. Rated T for language. Not slash :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
When Double D Loses His Hat by SK - Retired reviews
The world falls apart! Follow the Eds on their epic-crackfic-journey to retrieve Double D's hat from the shadey mystery character! Who could it be? Can the Eds get the sacred hat back, and save the universe? Possibly not.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
It's Coming Up by a.mild.groove reviews
Noodle is tired of waiting on the guys and decides to start the DARE video by herself. 2D is lost in Kong and is trying to find Noodle before the song ends... 2DxNoodle. Rated M. Complete ONEshot!
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Noodle, 2D - Complete
Love A Green Hat by ChiioUnicorn reviews
Princess Zelda has been acting strange ever since Link received the green hat from Elzo. After the events of Minish Cap. Short, fluffy oneshot XZelinkX Yeah, I'm a ZeLink fan, get over it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
ATHFRevenge of the FCC by DeafLeper reviews
No plot, weak jokes, lame dialogue; sounds like weak ass writing to me. Rated for swears and prostitutes.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
The Man in Red by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Anakin Skywalker has turned to the Dark Side and Order 66 is in progress. All is going as planned until he reaches the younglings, there, he finds himself facing one last test, a guardian wearing a red cape and sunglasses.... One-Shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Kamina - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Fury Cutter reviews
Oneshot. Sora is having a little trouble figuring out what to get her boyfriend for his birthday, however maybe Mimi will be willing to help her out. Taiora Michi Sormi Taiorami
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - [Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K., Mimi T.] - Complete
Mystery on Ed Street by iceandfire66 reviews
Kevin decides to throw a sleepover party, and even the Eds are invited. Things start turning for the worse when the kids begin to disappear one by one. Will the Eds find the other kids and figure out a way to escape? COMPLETE
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Twelve Oneshots of Christmas by JoeMerl reviews
The Broflovskis throw a holiday party, and of course, hilarity ensues. A new oneshot every day until Christmas. Some Stendy in one chapter. Chapter Twelve up! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Butters S., Jesus C., Kyle B., Santa C. - Complete
It's Coming to Ed Us by Easymac120 reviews
That big ugly gray monster from "The Day the Ed Stood Still" has returned to wreak more havoc, and it's NOT Ed this time around! Who will survive? Who will be fooled? And who, or what, is in Ed's costume? COMPLETE so enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
FrostBitten Eds by Easymac120 reviews
Double-D is out sick and when Ed and Eddy fall asleep in class, they awaken to find themselves snowed-in at school along with the other kids. How will they escape? And will anyone enjoy Ed's new recipe?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Edgetarians by Jaha Canon reviews
Ed learns the truth about fried chicken. one shot
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ed, Jonny - Complete
Together by Corvus no Genmu reviews
King & Guardian fic. They walked until the claws of their feet met the gentle caress of the ocean’s waves. They turned slowly, to look back at the one who was their enemy and yet not all the same.
Crossover - Godzilla & Gamera - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
An Unfortunate Day at the Carnival by Arianax3 reviews
It seemed like it would be such a nice day. It was friday, the carnival was in town, and it was Stan and Wendy's three month anniversery. How could this day be any better? I don't know, but I could tell you how it could be get worse.OneShot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Hellsing vs Marvel Zombies: Death Becomes Them by Miranda Sparks reviews
The heroes of the Marvel Universe have been infected with a virus, turning them into flesh eating zombies! As the world is consumed only Alucard and the Hellsing Organisation have a hope of putting a stop to them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
We have more in common than you knew by starspawn07 reviews
Spawn meets Alucard. One shot crossover. Please read & review.
Crossover - Spawn & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Cry, Silent Hill by Robert A. Myers reviews
The nightmarish town of Silent Hill may have bitten off more than even it can chew when cocky devil hunters Dante and Lady pay a visit. Crossover with the movie.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Rose D., Dante - Complete
The Hero that Holds my Hope by SimplisticDreams reviews
Hyrule is once again poised on the brink of war, due to Ganondorf's return. Link leaves Zelda, risking his whole life to be shattered if he is never to see her again. Will the sword of war break their undying love? R&R! (Has some links to LOTR)COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete