HeartHp-Aspenhide bio
Eep! I haven't written anything (yet) so i have no idea how the hell you got here. Oh well. My pen name is Eversist and I'm a fan of Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, and currently, Jak and Daxter (there aren't an abundunce of those). I'm not picky about what kind either, twinsest, HP/SS, S/R, and J/D don't bother me in the least. But i usually prefer guy on girl action, lol. |
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Worthless by Phoenix Pinion1 reviews
UPDATED 06,13,06. CH. NINE UP! This is now a compilation of two stories, Riku's and Sora's. No Yaoi. Rated so because of explicit scenes of self injury. And I'm not kidding with that one. Read at your own risk!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Sora, Riku
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete