Heeeey folks! Guess who's getting their lazy ass around to updating this!!

Anyway, I'm UnknownMarauder, UM to my friends and I am your host. It is good to see you.

I shan't tell much about myself... I dislike doing so. However, I will admnit to having become addicted to Axis Powes Hetalia. If I publish anything, it will probably be from there as of now.

And, without further adieu, the Hetalia questionaire. Please, enjoy reading it, and feel free to fill it out yourself.

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Austria

2. Prussia

3. Germany

4. Russia

5. Hungary

6. Canada

7. England

8. Egypt

9. America

10. Turkey

11. Sweden

12. South Italy

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes… I just got over a big Hungary/Turkey phase.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Uhh… duh? How can you not love German perverts? He’s way hot… though not as hot at One .

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Canada got Austria Pregnant? That’s physically impossible… and a little weird… I don’t know what would happen…

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

There are a lot of good ones, though I can’t name any off the top of my head

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

England and Prussia? Uhh… I don’t really know...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Russia/Egypt? That’s a little weird. Russia/America, however, is the cold war, and thoroughly approved .

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

England finding Germany and Egypt together? You know, I don’t know… probably give a look of disgust and leave. Or get really angry and try to take Egypt back…

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Prussia/Canada? Oookay…

“When you are suddenly noticed… how does it feel? How about when it is by an enemy? Will you still love them? Will you hate them? Or do you just wish to be forgotten again?”

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Russia/Turkey? I highly doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Austria/Hungary? Way too overused .

“After the Wall”. Happy now?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Germany/Sweden? I don’t think there’s a possibility for that one… But I did have them fighting over Sealand once… Maybe that would count?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Yes and yes… and I’m pretty sure they read nine slash featuring seven. It’s England and America, after all!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Hmmm… Better question: What wouldn’t I use? I might choose something obscure, though… “Revolution Man” sounds nice.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/Germany/Canada? What?! I’d like to switch out Canada in favor of either Austria or Hungary, thank you!

1. OOC-ness
2. Bondage
3. Language
4. Kinky use of maple syrup

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I’ve done this one before! Here’s my favorite!

“Would you like to see my Ankh?”

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Turkey/Egypt? Like that’s never been done before .

Turkey watched silently as the man sleepy. He was so fragile… so innocent looking… Like a little child, almost. No wonder England invaded and coveted him so. Who wouldn’t want a specimen like that in their possession? That, and the boy was rich. Not richer than him, of course, but every penny helped.

It was so tempting to touch him… stroke the sleeping Egypt’s cheek as he slept, lips slightly parted, a sheen of sweat grading his body as far down as the Turk could see. Such a pity this man slept alone tonight. Not even England graced his bed. Damn that man, probably off with one of his others. Egypt didn’t deserve someone so unloyal.

The sleeping Egyptian stirred a little, mysteriously awakened for some reason. He opened his golden eyes and looked around the room. Funny… he had thought that he felt someone there in the room with him, and hadn’t he left that window closed?

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

England walked in on Prussia and South Italy having sex? He’d probably try to interfere, since the only form of sex those two would be having would be rape.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Russia and Austria? Wow… probably something pre battle of Austerlitz, though. Not sure about specifics. But I might title it ‘Misplaced Trust’

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Probably

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

If no one else does, I do.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don’t know. Sweden gets very little love.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Prussia/Russia/Hungary? That’s the Berlin Wall, easily! I think I already tried writing that…

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

His lover’s name, but that’s probably it…

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Very recently. A couple of days ago, even.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hmmm… the kinky use of maple syrup…

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No… not even if they were stone drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

The beginning of WWII, easily. Germany would top in the beginning, but we all know England will turn out to be the seme in the end.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Okay, so…:”Austria and America are in a happy relationship (What?) until America suddenly runs off with Russia (Cold War?). Austria, heartbroken, had a hot one-night stand with Sweden (WTF?!) and a brief unhappy affair with South Italy (Even more WTF), then follows the wise advice of Hungary and finds true love with Prussia.”

Wow… just wow… How did that happen? Umm… I don’t know what I’d call it. “Liebe ist Verrückt” (Love is Crazy) sounds good, though

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

From a historical standpoint, it already was. After all, England owned Egypt for a good while. In the anime, I dunno… Probably be a little surprised, but uncaring.