LOL, sorry, had ta do dat! Anywho, yo! Artemis Rose here and lovin it! I am a fan of CYOA stories and there is nothing you can do about it! I also love Homestar Runner, Potter Puppet Pals, and quotes!

Love all anime, but mostly Yu Yu Hakusho, Cyborg 009, Slayers, Inu Yasha, Sailor Moon, and Cardcaptors.

Love all music, preferrably Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Blink-182, Shania Twain, Dixie Chicks, Spice Girls (tee hee!), and more.

Want to travel abroad to Europe and Asia hopefully..

Want to be a writer (or even an artist...i wish..)

Quotes:

Kurama:
"Your half-assed attack has created an adverse reaction. 'Bang!'"

"The more impatient we are, the more mistakes we make."

"Any prize that is worth having requires risk."

"Youko has returned, they cry."

"Suicide is not the answer. There is neither honor nor redemption in that."

"Any prize worth having usually requires a risk."

"Tired hands are better than none."

"Needless to say, hold on tight."

"All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist. When really, you're just a lucky fool."

"Hiei is going through a tricky change, it appears he is beginning to like you."

"After all the explosions. Smell wakes him."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested"

"And all this time we thought you were some brilliant strategist, when really, you're just a lucky fool."

"You make it sound like you think your way through things, when in fact, you're not thinking at all."

"It his way of saying you're welcome. You will learn."

"I admit, I'm embarrassed just listening to him."

"I thought clowns made everyone else laugh."

"Naturally my eyes could follow every inch of Genkai's movements."

"It took all of us working as a team to get this far."

"And to think, one day they could be in-laws."

"Yusuke snap out of it you have your victory".

"It's too bad I don't carry around a locket of his hair."

"I'm warning you, if you so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of you soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die you will no longer exist."

"You're hardly the one for random outbursts."

"Baaaa!!!"

"Nerd violence..."

"Humanity's destruction was Hiei's former dream, these new developments leave him much to consider."

"The capacity for evil is but one ingredient in the human soul."

"Please be mindful I'm Shuichi here"

"You're a great public speaker by the way"

"Now! I may die but at least it will end in a draw."

"How best shall I deal with my prey?"

"Logic is panic's prey." -Kurama

"..but I fear this child is higher than even the computer's highest difficulty."

"Yusuke, you need a plan B."

"It's unwise to be so confident before an official announcement."

"All this time I thought you were a brilliant strategist, but really you're just a lucky fool."

"How does it feel to be the one pursued? "

"You were wrong on two counts. Even the hardest substance can be broken, when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness. It's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not you expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."

"Don't you even consider it Hiei!"

"If you don't mind me asking- what exactly have you done to me?"

Youko: You have to think of a smart way to kill it otherwise, ...bang."

"There is no one who does not carry scars on their soul, if there were to be someone like that ini this world, they would be a shallow soul." -Hiei

"You'll have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else, bang!" -Youko Kurama

"I may be a small target, but this is sad!" -Hiei

"Could you at least try to hit me next time?!"-Hiei

"Why does everything you say make me wanna bash your face in?!" -Kuwabara

"I say we make them come down here and fight us like they're not a bunch of sissys!" -Kuwabara

"You're sense of strategy is amazing." -Hiei

"Let's avoid fighting, you're not worth it." -Hiei

"Hello, I just got back from Grandma's Evil Bootcamp today! Why don't you call back in 2 years?!" -Yusuke

"I've got to work now." -Koenma

"This book says Four Saint BEETS. You've given me a cookbook. A hundred spankings!" -Koenma

Botan: "Bingo! Bingo! You win the prize!"

Botan: "Here's my impression of Yusuke. (waves hands in the air) 'Look at me! I'm burning!'"

You can't argue with the guy, he's just as stubborn as a mule- Yusuke (talking about Kuwabara)
Almost as stubborn as you.- Kurama

Kurama, how are you doing?-Yusuke
I'm fine, almost recovered entirely, tomorrow I'll be on 100%.-Kurama
Yeah, right, stubbornness.-Hiei
Well, I'm no match for you in the category of stubbornness.-Kurama

Koenma: Don't worry everyone, just stick close to me.
Botan: You're so brave Koenma-sama!!
Koenma: And I will stick close to Yusuke.

Kurama: Yes, Yukina's brother, sounds like a noble cause, we should assist her too Hiei.
Yusuke: Yeah, you could even lend an eye!
Hiei: Will you shut up?!
Kuwabara: Hey what's so funny?

Kurama: Come join us Hiei we're practically a family.
Hiei: KURAMA, Don't make me pull out your precious voice box!

Youko:
"Don't Kuronue!"

"Kuronue!!!"

"Shuichi is fortunate I could come. He wouldn't have survived that blast, being what he is."

"Creating a bomb from nothing takes talent."

"That caliber of power is a sign you belong to a superior class of demons. A class I consider to be fairly worthy. Worthy to fight and worthy to die."

"Rest assured Karasu. I wholly agree."

"Now I see. You create monsters that act as invisible bombs"

"How very clever"

"that's why I had such difficult fighting you while I was trapped inside."

"Lucky for me I found a way to break free from Suichi Minamino just long enough to finish you"

"Ever heard of Ojigi? It's a rare plant found only on Earth's South America. The Ojigi is extremely sensitive to movement, and when it senses any kind of vibration it will quickly close its leaves around its prey."

"I thought you'd know better than to corner an animal like a fox, Karasu. We have a tendency to show our teeth."

"An Ojigi plant is quite dangerous regularly. And it is several times more lethal and more sensitive when grown under a demon's energy"

"You [To Juri, unless you want to be plant food, don't move"

"It looks like it's zeroed in on you. I guess all your trembling must've caught its attention"

"How does it feels to be the one pursued?"

"The Ojigi is a truly gifted species of plant. It can sense the smallest amount of movement. Even something as insignificant as a muscle spasm."

"So you see, it's useless to run, it would only make you easier to catch."

"It must be hard for you to lose control."

"The Ojigi also responds to aggression, so it will be all the more vicious once you attack"

"You're going to have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else, bang."

"I thought it was going to last much longer than that. I would've liked to have toyed with him a little before he died."

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Hell of Heaven, or a Heaven of Hell. (Milton)

Don't waste your youth growing up! (Anonymous)

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. (Renoir)

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for your wits to grow sharper. (Unknown)

One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. (Chinese Proverb)

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. (Anatole France)

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but we often look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. (Keller)

Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed. (Kent)

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. (Blake)

Whose Line is it Anyway?:

Colin: You've been touched by an angle! (holding the prop in the shape of an angle)
Ryan: (mouth open wide and hands in front of his shoulders spread apart facing the audience while looking at the sky)

Other quotes:
Fred: You can tell where everyone is
George: Every minute
Fred: Of every day
George: And when you're done, just say
Fred & George: Mischief managed!

Fred: That's Dumbledore
George: Pacing
Fred: In his office
George: He does that a lot!

Harry: *reading from map* Messers Mooney,Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape, and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Uncle Vernon: Get the mail, Dudley.
Dudley: Make Harry get it.
Uncle Vernon: Get the mail, Harry.
Harry: Make Dudley get it.
Uncle Vernon: Poke him with your stick, Dudley.

Dudley: Where's the cannon?

Filch: Which way did they go, Peeves? Quick, tell me!
Peeves: Say Please
Filchon't mess with me, Peeves, now WHERE DID THEY GO?
Peeves:Shant say nothing if you don't say PLEASE!
Filch:Alright, PLEASE!
Peeves:NOTHING!! ha haa. Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please!.

Jordan:What an excellent chaser that girl is, and rather attractive too-
Professor McGonnagall:JORDAN!
Jordan:Sorry Professor

Jordan:So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -
Professor McGonnagall:Jordan!
Jordan: I mean after that open and revolting foul -
Professor McGonnagall:JORDAN I'M WARNING YOU-
Jordan:Alright, alright!

Fred & George:But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred & Forge

Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE thingyROACH!
(Hermione raises wand at Malfoy)
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose)
(Malfoy and friends run away)
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant

Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me - without wands please - repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Homer: Doh!

Spongebob:
Patrick: Touch.
Police Officer: Don't touch.
Patrick: Touch.
Police Officer: I said don't touch!
Patrick: Touch.
Police Officer: Do I have to follow you around all day?
Patrick: (sees Jeffery the Jellyfish) Jeffery, must touch! (chases Jeffery)
Police Officer: Hey get back here! How many times do I have to tell you? Don't touch!

LOTR:
Gimli:(in a contest w/ Legolas) Ha! Two! How are you, Legolas?
Legolas: I'm already on 17.
Gimli: WHAT?!?!?!

Legolas:(shoots a giant creature in war in 3rd movie)
Gimli: That only counts as one!

Wish For A Fish song by Gollum

Alive without breath;
as cold as death;
never thirsting, ever drinking;
clad in mail, never clinking.
Drowns on dry land,
thinks an island
is a mountain;
thinks a fountain
is a puff of air.
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish
to catch a fish,
so juicy-sweet!

HP:
Ron: (dreaming) The spiders, they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance, they're making me!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Tell them...yeah..

Legally Blonde 2:
Elle: I am sooooo excited!
Tim: (tired-like)Oh my god, it's Capital Barbie.

Invader Zim:
Gir: Let's make biscuits! LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!

Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! *singing* Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...

Six Months Later*

Zim: *interrupting w/o Gir stopping* Gir, will you please stop singing?
Gir: *still singing* Doom, doom, doomedy doom! Doom, doom, doom...
Computer: Warning, planet ahead!
Zim: Gir, we're here! We're finally here!
Gir: Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, the end! Ooh, whazzat?

Fairly Odd-Parents:
Cosmo: Now I'm going through my escape artist days!
Wanda: *disappears*
Cosmo: Wanda, you're only ignoring me because you love me! Wow, you must love me a whole lot! *floating now* Wanda?

Jorgen Von Strangle: *cat scratching his face* ahh! Mr. Toolitoes, what are you doing? Ah, no stop! Muscles...too huge! Can't...reach...face!

Other:
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I am Arnold Schwarzenegger! I was the Terminator, soon to become the governator, then I will become the presinator!
Some Dude: But you can't be the president, you weren't born in the USA!
Arnold: I'll kill you! I'll kill you all!

Arnold: I'll be back...with weapons!

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