I have, however, fallen down an assortment of other stairs. I've also fallen up quite a few and given the choice I'd fall up rather than down every time. NOT ANGSTY

“You know they're coming months in advance, so you can plan to look your best and also exactly what you're going to say when you run into that two-timing rat Chris Davies, who ran off with Paula "I'll pash anybody" Parker”

“Don’t worry Dad. At least she didn’t realize the tarantula got out”