Hello Everyone. I'm sure you would love to know about me; so here are some facts.

Name: Nylffn. I would give y'all my real name, but I don't really feel like it right now. Maybe if you get to know me and we become internet friends or something.

Age: Old enough to be in high school.

Gender: Last time I checked I was female... yep, still female.

Date Of Birth: Feb 12.

Favorite Color: Red. Maybe black. Black is tied for first with red.

First Language: Englsih

Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Always.

Hey look, know you know me!

IMPORTANT:

* I have this account to get my ideas out in the world, if you want to borrow a plot to fix my weirdness and make it your own just ask/tell me, I'd love to see how my stuff turns out though someone else's eyes. I don't support plagiarism, so if you want to borrow my plots please ask.

* I don't update often, and I'm more likely to be spewing out ideas for other things than being able to continue a story. But I swear to do my best. I'm not an author who demands reviews to continue writing, but they really do help get me motivated.

Thank you, you may continue.

Just some things I want to get off my chest:

I feel very honored to be on favorite author lists of people who have like less than fifty. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love to be on the lists of people who have many favorite authors; but there are those people who have a very select few authors that they like and they only favorite them (I'm one of those people...). So, I just wanted to say that I am honored if you favorite or follow me. Thank you all!

I review sometimes, but not often. And, hey, if you review on my story there is a high chance I'll PM you to talk to you about your review, assuming it was a question or something. If you just say that my story cool or that you liked I might say thanks or I'll stay quite and assume you know that I'm thanking you. And if you complain about my story, I will take that feedback to mind than tell you to get out and not complain... then probably fix my story to your views... Unless you're dissing my slash. Then you need to get out.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8118423151811 = 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11141523125475 = 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E

120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.