Hello! This account is owned by two people. Myself, D3athrav3n92, and Giant-Flying-Radish-of-Doom.

So hey, my name's D3athrav3n92. My birthday's February 14th, I'm in High School right now, I'm female, and I enjoy music, writing, drawing, and Martial Arts. My favorite series/books/games (in order) are Fullmetal Alchemist, Zelda, D. Gray Man, Final Fantasy IX, Detective Conan, Harry Potter (the books, not the movies), Rurouni Kenshin, One Piece, Bleach, uh...that's all I can think of right now. I'm horrible at math (no joke), a pyromaniac monkey-ninja, and I LOVE good action movies. I'm in love with Samurai, I spend my free time reading and writing, and playing old-school Pokemon, Megaman, and Zelda games. They're a lot of fun, I tell you.

Now for some quotes:

"Down the street...is a coffin store. GO DOWN THERE, AND BUY TWO IN YOUR SIZE!!" -Izumi Curtis yelling at the Elric Brothers, from Fullmetal Alchemist

"He said, 'Don't die under my command; you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.' That was it" --Hughes, delivering a message. "Tell him, 'Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God-complex.' And tell him to take the gorilla escort off my hands, too."--Edward Elric, from Fullmetal Alchemist.

"That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes..." Jean Havoc and Riza Hawkeye paused, exchanging glances as Roy Mustang spun about dramatically. "Thad day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!" Havoc's cigarette dropped from his mouth in shock and he began to get a nosebleed as Riza stared at her superior officer blankly, clutching a clipboard to her chest. Havoc dropped to the ground, crawled over to Mustang, and began to hug the dark-haired colonel's leg. "YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG!! I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!" Mustang nodded. "Good!" he said supremely. Hawkeye sighed and walked past them, shaking her head...--Fullmetal Alchemist.

Edward crawled through the air vent, blowing away dust as he made his way into the building. "Damn it!" he growled in frustration as he inched forwad. "This is smaller than I thought! See, if I was normal-sized, I wouldn't have fit, and we would have to call this off. It really is a good thing I'm so small..." He stopped, shock crossing his face as he realized what he had just said. He grabbed his head, screaming and writhing in the vent. "AAAUUUGGHHH!! NO I'M NOT!!"--Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Your turn, Radish :D

This is The Giant Flying Radish of Doom, Destruction, and Illogical paraphrases, reporting from this tank I just drove through your wall!

...Oops. That was insured, right?

Anywho, as you all can probably tell, I like tanks probably more than I should, as well as steampunk stuff cause it looks cool. I also have a thing for using obscure objects as weapons... (holds up standard-issue toilet plunger) Would you believe this thing took out a zombie?

I'm ALSO a girl! Developing a minor obsession with Vocaloid. And I'm a Noise! You know, from WEWY? Except I'm not Japanese. And since D3ath beat me to it and took up the role of Resident Pyromaniac, I'm just going to go with that I have a tendency to flood places, in particular closets. I don't think D3ath likes it when I flood her closet .;;

I also don't have any quotes to share... (crawls under laundry basket) I'll find some! ...Eventually... probably...