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 Author has written 1 story for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Hello, Drifters! This is a new profile because my old access information was unattainable. I was formerly writing under the pen name EternusLemures, so if I post things that seem familiar to you, don't worry! They're not stolen, only moved. :) I'm finding precious little time to write these days, so I'll likely be posting irregularly. Either way, I hope you enjoy my writings (old and new), and I hope to complete a couple of older projects that have been lingering on my computer for years. Happy reading! -EL/Spindrifting Current Projects: Gravity TMNT mixed universe (I honestly can't remember where certain things came from but I'm really enjoying the 2012 cartoon right now, so heavy influences there), years ahead. This is a Donatello-centric fic. Themes may include unwilling drug dependence, betrayal, supernatural events, and all kinds of other fun goodies. Planned Future Projects: Fracture, Throttle, Nightsong, and [Unnamed Chapter] - TMNT mixed universe. Each chapter revolves around a different brother. There are, in fact, supposed to be five chapters total. There will also be vignette-style one-shots between. Desert Rain - This is a revamp from my old profile, EternusLemures. Gaara-centric Naruto fiction. You can read what's currently up at my EL profile. And more goodies to come. |
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Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 433 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Broken by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Draco are some of the best healers that St. Mungo's has to offer. When they are forced to work together, Draco finds himself surrounded by wizards who were once enemies. Soon he realizes that Hermione has a secret that could kill her, and that all of the wizarding world could be at risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,915 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 10/5/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Cause and Effect Saga - Book 1: Finding Balance by Faylinn Night reviews
Turtle Luck sets off a domino effect stemmed from Mikey's kindness. It forces the brothers to face an imbalance within their hearts while solving the mystery around Nia Anders. Tension runs deep, alliances forge, enemies rise, and relationships are tested. Will truth bring balance to the clan? Or will chaos consume them before they save anyone? [Raph/OC] [CHAPS 1-5 UPDATED]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,433 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Raphael, OC] Michelangelo - Complete
Drinking Games by Dramione84 reviews
Follow up to "Drown your Sorrows". Friday nights in 6A are all about the drinking games as Hermione introduces the Slytherin Sliver Trio to muggle spirits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
The Muggle Division by PiecesofAlchemy reviews
"You want me to what!" "Work…for…me…Granger," he repeated slowly as if her comprehension skills were the issue. Dramione. EWE. Based loosely on the movie Two Weeks Notice starring Sandra Bullock & Hugh Grant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,170 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wall by AmaliaIR reviews
Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Branches by LightofEvolution reviews
Narcissa is meddling, Draco is unnerved and Hermione is going to be an expert on trees... kind of. AU, EWE; Rating is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,063 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
It is the cause, my soul by SallyJAvery reviews
Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., OC] - Complete
I Know How To Save You by Maevenly reviews
AU & EWE: A story brought over from Granger Enchanted. They want her, but they've never been able to capture her. Since 5th Year, The Unspeakables have had Hermione Granger on the top of their Fetch List. Now, because of Ron, 'Recuiter' Aenas Hollins has Hermione within his grasp. When Hermione saved the Malfoys in 1997, who knew that they'd be able to save her seven years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,805 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Drown your Sorrows by Dramione84 reviews
Every Friday night Hermione gets summoned to the Leaky Cauldron to deal with a drunken Draco Malfoy. Why is he drowning his sorrows and why aren't his flatmates Blaise Zabini and Theo Nott coming to his aid?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Devil's Snare by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
No One Minds by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Cause and Effect Saga - Book 2: Hollow Hearts by Faylinn Night reviews
Odd crimes across Manhattan reveal a secret of Don's that puts Leo in mortal danger. Soon, the boys are thrust into the downtrodden world of the desperate and must search for their eldest brother with help from new and old friends. Will those missing be found on time? Or is it too late for these hollow hearts? For one cyborg, Don doesn't think so. [Don/OC]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,443 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Donatello, OC] Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Cultural Relativism by Peechy-Keen reviews
Beliefs and customs should be understood in terms of culture; 'normal' for one people may be utterly bizarre to another. Growing up in the sewers apart from human contact can leave gaps in the guys' knowledge of human culture. A collection of one-shots in which the turtles encounter normal practices that they find anything BUT normal. Chapter 5: Donatello & April
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo
Role-playing Your Old Enemy by eevilalice reviews
Hermione and Draco's constant fighting escalates to the point where their boss at the Ministry has to step in. As punishment, they're ordered to do a role-playing exercise—one (work) week of behaving like they think the other acts, in all situations. The results aren't entirely what the boss had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Misadventures of the Mentally Unstable by Melodist reviews
Complete! A drunk and seemingly insane woman somehow manages to find herself in the company of four large, intelligent turtles. Is it just another hallucination, or could these creatures actually be real?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,893 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
What The Heart Wants by Jo Dawn reviews
Donatello gets a little over his head when he agrees to meet with someone he met online. Or is that a lot over his head? Or could it be exactly what he was looking for? Bad summary, my first. Please read anyway. Please read and review. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,782 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Complete
Gravity reviews
Donatello finds that curiosity can have serious backlash when his academic interest in the behaviors of one human girl starts a chain of events that he may not be able to come back from.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014