UnevenPatternshide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Hello! :) I'm a 19 year old girl, and just wrote my second fanfiction. :O I have been reading stories on ff for years but never had time and courage enough to write something myself, that is until now. I mainly read Naruto, but once in a while a good Bleach or Kuroshitsuji fanfic catch me too. I've read a few from Ouran High school Host Club, but what actually led me here to ff.net was south park fanfictions. The first fanfic I ever read was xSecond Chancex (Creek), so if you're into south park, I would really recommend that one. I'm mostly into yaoi/shounen ai, and that is also what I'll be writing myself, so now you are warned... My first story; Someday is on temporary hiatus. My second story All that is left behind, is just me trying to get back into writing, and hopefully I will finish both of them at some point. All the pics I use here on ff are made by myself. My favourite parings are: NaruSasuNaru Neji x Gaara Neji x Itachi Itachi x Kyuubi Sasuke x Neji Sai x almost any guy Iruka x Kakashi Ichigo x Uryuu Chad x Uryuu Grimmjow x Ulquiorra Ciel x Sebastian |
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Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,513 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dance with Me, Exotica by CountingWithStraws reviews
One must disguise himself as a woman in order to dance or else face the wrath of his homophobic father. The other goes to the club just to relax, take a break from factory work, and pick up chicks. Naruto/Sasuke. Rated M for later chapters. DISCONTINUED: The story has been rewritten, altered, & is now "Exposure."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,485 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take Me by dmnq8 reviews
1902, New York. Danger and intrigue surround him on all sides, but at the heart of a perilous game of cat and mouse, Uchiha Itachi learns the meaning of surrender. Yaoi. Neji/Ita. AU. Sequel to Save Me. Disclaimer in my profile. For Garmiet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 252,044 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 5/11/2011 - [Neji H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE) NOTE: I posted an improved version on AO3. Read here (remove parentheses): tinyurl(.)com/gwfmnjo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 312,352 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Juugo - Complete
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sin by Kiya Sama reviews
An elite officer without remorse. A young man struggling for survival. Welcome to Byaku-Shinkyou, where your sins are purged, though temptation still beckons and the willpower to resist is futile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 553,235 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Plan by Kanariya674 reviews
Seducing Sakura's hot pool boy is a little bit harder than what Sasuke imagined. –SasuNaru, NaruSasu–
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
WNL Series: Chasing Away The Past by Dashel reviews
Full prior reading list inside. Sasuke has been back for many months but their relationship has hit an unexpected obstacle when memories get stirred up about Sasuke's nightmarish past. Can he overcome overprotective Naruto and his own issues to face his problems or are things only going to get worse when his past begins to catch up with him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,162 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Brother by Yamanvie reviews
He knew exactly why he was suddenly and consistently impotent. It was the reason he had broken up with his girlfriend, and went on the prowl for a woman with the same physical characteristics as the man who had caused said impotence. But no woman came close to causing the level of violent reaction in him that Deidara did. - ItaDeiIta AU - Continuation to Forbidden Best Friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
That Poor Sucker by kuristina reviews
At Uchiha Incorporated, women in the office envied the woman who was lucky enough to marry Uchiha Sasuke and become his wife. The men however felt sorry for the poor human being. But the men are proven wrong when they actually meet the "wife".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,433 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damaged by dmnq8 reviews
One is never beyond redemption, no matter how damaged he is. - Kiriban prize for Greyrocks. SasuNaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Rebound by victimofmywoes reviews
How does it feel to lie beside the only man you've wanted more than anyone in the world and know that you can't have him? I keep getting greedier by the second, lost in my need to get, in my need to give...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Swear by victimofmywoes reviews
Maybe this day is supposed to be a blessing in disguise? I mean I do have a tiny crush on a gorgeous blue-eyed blond man who swears, even when I have something against people who swear. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Star Fighters by CertifyyedGoon reviews
Born an expendable child of the royal family of Otogakure, honorable suicide is the highest thing Sasuke could ever hope to attain. His death was hoped for, expected, but not to be. Captured by the enemy, he must decide to accept death or live anew
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,528 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wonderful Life by Of Fans And Flames reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's brother dies unexpectedly one evening. Sasuke is now completely alone, without friends or family. Later that night, Sasuke is hanging over the Golden Gate Bridge, in the process of taking his life. Everything had gone as planned with one exception: a particularly nosy passerby by the name of Uzumaki Naruto. Inspired by the song: Wonderful Life by HURTS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Family Business by TyKae reviews
Sasuke, an officer in the Nazi SS, transfers to Paris to meet his estranged brother. But he finds himself faced with the decision to join the French Resistance, turning from his family to what's right - and a blond orphan. SasuNaru, KakaIru, ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lost Your Mind by Kyori-Aleas reviews
He'd told himself he didn't care about the blonde anymore. But why was he still looking out for the idiot nearly ten years later? It should have been him that day, not Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by victimofmywoes reviews
Apparently becoming lovers after 22 years of being best friends wasn't as easy as they'd thought. There would be a lot of firsts now. Morning breath was just the beginning...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Kakushi by hijipine reviews
Injured while hiking, Iruka is rescued by an infuriating – and deeply attractive – man. But is his dangerous savior human? Iruka/Kakashi, Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Photo Shoot by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sometimes the person you fall in love with is the last person you'd expect. Naruto never thought he'd fall for Sasuke; will having to work together change his mind? NaruSasu KyuuItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,223 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing Up by victimofmywoes reviews
A second later the hothead has me backed into a wall and his arms on both sides of my face …trapping me. I can't help but be surprised at the strength he possesses and his guts. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guardian Bay by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke could never understand why Sakura thought the creatures that lived in their bay were beautiful. But when a rumored delinquent moves in next door, he brings with him the beauty Sasuke couldn't see. Along with a secret that could destroy them all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,581 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
So the Last Time I Went to the Living World by nehalenia reviews
When a select group of the Gotei 13 lieutenants get together for sake night, they always seem to end up telling racy stories. Since Renji's just back from visiting Chad & Ishida in the Living World, he has a story to share this time. Chad/Uryu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Uryuu I. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 231 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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All that is left behind reviews
Sasuke has a stressful morning, an accidental meeting (quite literally) and ends up spending his day with a boy who is the exact opposite of himself. Little does he know that it will be the first meeting of many, and that Naruto can be hard to forget. Eventual SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,950 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someday reviews
Naruto just wants to help his student, but that's the last thing Sasuke wants. Will they learn to understand each other in the short time they have? Or is there too many things left unsaid? NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.