Well ... it's about time I recreate my profile o_o. Man the old one was pretty outdated lawl ...

Name: Elsie (Or Stella, since it's my MSN name. Or Scarlet since it was my old penname o_o.)

Age: As usual, FBI classified. Don't think of bribing me with cotton candy for all pedophiles out there. I KNOW YOU'RE LURKING SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE REGGIE X3 ...

Location: IN ... AUSTRALIA MATES! Okay so Singapore and Australia have very big differences ... SO WHAT IF I DON'T LIVE IN A FOUR SEASON COUNTRY? -sniffs-

Likes: Rozen Maiden, Honey & Clover, Nodame Cantabile, South park (ZE MOLE! AAH, MON CHERI, I DREAM OF YOU IN MY SLEEP X3!), sarcastic comments and booze. LOADS AND LOADS OF BOOZE. Oh, and puffy hair -hearts-

Dislikes: Emo people, people who live in their own silly little fantasies, AlTeRnAtE CaPs (bloody numbfuck), drama queens, sissies, wussy pricks, etc.

Yep ... that pretty much sums up everything about me o_o. 'Cept the fact that I'm always high on crack. But strangely, I have come up with an extremely sane explaination for this not-so-exactly sane condition.

... I'M ON NATURAL HIGH!! X3!

Okay so sometimes I have mood swings, but hey, every girl has them o_o. Or fags. Anywho. Anyone likes Mole here? 'Cause of his infectious smexiness, I have been inspired ...

TO LEARN 'OW TO SPEEK EEN A FRENCH ACCEENT.

And you guys thought I would be satisfied with just my Indian accent. A THOUSAND APOLOGIES, BUT THE PRATA BUSINESS IS BOOMING!! -takes India flag from no where- INDIAAAAAAAAAAA!!! INDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! -gets shot in the head-

Well ... I know you guys hate to read really long profiles with loads of senseless rubbish and musings, so I shall bid you adurr X3. But before I go, let me share a very inspirational pickup phrase from one of my fav author's fanfiction. I DO NOT OWN. DO NOT SUE ME OH HOLY BAGATELLE X3. (Heck I don't think she knows me at all anyway o_o "" ...)

"With a bang, bang ‘ear, and a pow, pow zer, shoot zem up, fucking ducks, I ‘ate ducks, kill zem you stupeed farmer." - Yep. Obvious smexy frenchie X3. MON CHERI!!!