~welcome!~

Greetings, young ones. I am Nirvana, and I would be most honored to welcome you on the start of your journey. Are you ready to set out? Grammar contacts? A pitchfork to CC those disgusting trolls? Always double check, you can never be too careful...

~allow me to introduce myself~

The Road to Nirvana is, essentially, the road toward perfection. This organization has dedicated themselves to pushing Fanfiction toward that perfection--that is to say, to a future where there are no trolls, no Mary-Sues, and a simply perfect state. It may be a long shot, surely, but we believe that with enough active effort, it will be possible!

Will you join us? Will you yourself start to walk the road?

~have you seen our dream?~

Surely you have. We're trying to clean this fandom to the epitome of impeccable!

~taking part~

We are always open to new members! To join, please PM this account, simply stating you would like to walk the path with us.

There are certain loose regulations. If you make Mary-Sues, but seem clean, we will allow you to join us with a simple mild note to make an effort to stop. If you are a troll, however, you may be warned that we will call Fanfiction executives down on you. That experience is not at all pleasant.

~all are welcome~

We are willing to clean up any fandom. After all, we believe perfection spreads beyond the limited mind.

~members~

Iris Cornelia Jade

And, of course, myself; Nirvana. I regret to say I have yet to make personal account...

Emmeline Alicia Mary

bestgyrl

~addition to your profile~

As of now, we simply can not afford to let any member slip under the radar. Please take the time to paste this addition to your profile.

I am on the Road to Nirvana, steadily making my way toward the dream of a clean, troll-and-Mary-Sue-free Fanfiction.Net. All are welcome, and the vision knows no bounds, so please PM the Road to Nirvana and join today!

~ave!~

Thank you for stopping by! Even if you find you cannot take part in this journey, we hope that you will continue writing, reading, and reviewing until this site is cleaned up.