Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

ONE SHOT Dramione fanfic. - M for a reason *Smut - Not one to lose a bet to Harry, Hermione finds herself in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy. A position she actually rather enjoys-

Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D

Bonnie goes to Klaus after a run-in with some vampires and he offers to help her relax, in more ways than one. PWP. AU. Set in NOLA. Oneshot. [Klonnie]

One night in the prefect's bathroom, he stumbles across her... [Warning: Smut, Lemons]

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

Hermione knew she had made a mistake inviting Cormac to Slughorns party. The night is saved by Malfoy and a bottle of firewhiskey. Where does this slippery slope lead our golden girl?

When Hermione accidentally drinks an aphrodisiac potion, it leads to an interesting afternoon for the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Fun, light hearted one shot.

Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.

On a meandering, cross-country road trip to visit her mother, Bella's beloved truck died, stranding her on a rainy, dark, and desolate country road somewhere in the Mountain State. In a remote, little backwoods bar, she discovered much more than mere road-side assistance. *3rd pl winner in the Get Your Southern On Contest.* Banner by happyghost.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

Draco sneaks up on Hermione in the library. Semi-dubcon. Oneshot, pure smut!

A silly dare sends Hermione alone into the Shrieking Shack, and Draco thinks it the perfect time to play a prank on her. How was he to know that an unforeseen hindrance & a little Muggle-liquor could make the night go so wrong?

Draco, Ron, Harry, and Blaise play a night of poker. Things get heated and somehow, Hermione gets involved in their bet. What happens when Hermione is forced to deal with the winner of the bet? One-shot. DRAMIONE.

*Complete* AU Eclipse. Jasper cannot suppress his need for Bella any longer, so he takes her, in more ways than one. One-Shot maybe more. Dark sexy Jasper.

Hermione comes home after a shitty day and discovers the evening can get much better when naked roommates are involved. Total smut/PWP So M for a reason. You have been warned ;P

Jasper is sent as a gift from Mistress Alice. Bella is expecting Jasper but not everything he has planned for her.Vampire Jasper/Human Bella. O/S. AU. Just for fun.

A spring break vacation begins with a pool side encounter. Human Bella / Vampire Jasper Pure smut / One-shot for the "Wet Jasper Challenge"

One-Shot. Bella is left home alone and is visited by a certain blonde vampire. Rated M.

After entering the potions class late,Snape gives the Gryffindor's detention,trick is,they have to complete the detention during that very lesson by cleaning & playing slave to the Snakes who have to brew an Urge Potion.Hermione,ever the lucky one,has to be Draco's slave. It sucks.However,when the potions are tested on the lions,will true feelings come out?OOH LA LAAA, HERMIONE!

Hermione shows Draco just how much she likes his Quidditch uniform. DM/HG. Smut, (PWP). One-shot. Re-upload.

Emma and Killian are stuck at the Storybrooke Ball, and teasing ensues. And ensues.

Jo ends up telling Danny about the dream she had about him, and laughs it off, but they end up recreating the dream. Rated M for good reason.

Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

Slightly AU as of 2x14. After the final battle against Cora Killian asks Emma to stay in her flat. To his surprise she agrees and by now he lives with Emma and her son for about a month. But even if the pirate "behaves" around Henry, around Emma he still is the smug flirty Captain Hook. And the savior is slow but steady giving in their still growing attraction. Captain Swan

She knew he would show up in Storybrooke again eventually. But she didn't expect him to show up in her hotel room in the middle of the night. Inspired by Hook's line 'I prefer it with the lights on'.

Hook sneaks into Emma's room in the middle of the night and seduces her with a bet while she is still living with Mary Margaret and David. Captain Swan Oneshot written as a prompt for Xarrya on tumblr.

For once she would just take what she wanted and right now she wanted him. COMPLETE

A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.

Killian corners Emma while she's in the shower and the two of them come to terms with their relationship. Based off tumblr prompt by shulesaddict77 who requested shower sex. This story is what the prequel story The Times is based off of. Originally posted on tumblr.

Dyson/Kenzi fic - MA I'm working on all the ones I've abandoned, but this one typed itself in a night, so . . .

Valentine's Day balls can either be wonderful or miserable depending on your relationship status. For Aria Montgomery this ball is just another reminder that she is alone. Maybe a little time with stuck in an elevator with Jason DiLaurentis will change her outlook. Rated M for swearing and sexual situations.

Amy and the Doctor mistakenly visit a Truth pub, a place were couples go to have a completely honest and inhibition lowering experience with one another. Oh dear, whatever will happen? (I'm not sure where Rory is in any of this. I kind of left him out which isn't typical of me but there's a first time for everything.)

Damon knows something is wrong. He wasn't prepared for what he was about to find out. STEFONNIE! Rated M for a reason! ONESHOT

When the senior members of the X-Men keep Rogue awake late one night with the noise of activities best left behind closed doors, she reacts in a surprising way. Why is Remy not similarly occupied? And whose idea was it really to lock the two of the in the Danger Room until dinner? Logan's? Jean's? John's? Or someone else's? M for certain...scenes.

In the midst of a storm, Elena's fear of bad weather gives Elena a sensory overload and she needs to distract herself from the hurricane. One Shot/Elejah

Hermione teaches Draco a lesson about taking other people's books.

A messed up potion causes havok as Draco Malfoy finds himself getting attention from the only girl he didn't expect and not exactly hating it. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Rated for language and sexual situations

Draco comes across something in Hermione's room. But what is it?

After Hermione finds Ron cheating on her, Hermione confidence is at an all-time low. Ginny decides to take matters into her own hands. Call backup, some sexy guys, a new wardrobe, maybe a massage, and get revenge on Ron at the same time. If I were Hermione, I'd be running right about... now.

The Hybrid & his Sacrifice; poetic. Don't you think? Klaus/Elena One-shot. M-Rated for a reason. Mature sexual content inside. "Yes, Elena. You're my girl. My sweet surrender."

Betty and Daniels attraction explodes one evening in his office.

Daniel and Betty have a friendly encounter, but Daniel's thoughts are anything but friendly.

A young woman is simply taking a bath when a manservant of the Thunder God comes to her, informing her that she has been selected as a concubine of the god Thor. She takes it for an attempt at human trafficking - if only that were as far as it went! Smut.

Blaise decides to make a fantasy of his come true. Draco/Hermione/Blaise. Three chapters of pure smut.

The Norn did something to punish or help. Went Kenzi got something spilled on her at the Norn's place. A spell was cast and now she is connected to the one person that no one ever thought she would be connected with. I have Beta now named melniewn

"He is your boyfriend, but yet I'm the one you're letting f*** you up against the wall for the billionth time." He laughed, as she bit her lip.

Jasper cools Bella down before heating her back up again, just in a different way. All human, fluff, lemons, OOC, AU.

Bonnie realizes that if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

Ginny convinces Hermione to go to a party once they all return to Hogwarts for their last school year! During the party, the girls get to know a couple of Slytherins a bit better. How does Harry and Ron take this bit of news? Not so good! One-Shot!

In which Klaus and Bonnie are truly stuck and their solution presents itself in the most base of actions. A take on the whole 'have sex or die' theme in fiction! Read and reply if you like. COMPLETE

Draco finds out that Hermione is not as innocent as she seems. It always is the quiet ones, isn't it? Smut, smut, smut.

One of the things Bella is best at is giving birthday presents to Jasper Whitlock. Rated M for delicious lemons. Bella/Jasper. AU, I suppose.

On their Transatlantic flight, Jasper decides to initiate Bella into an elite club. Complete sumut. Written for a friend whom deserves to smile. Written completely by Hoopsboy78. I'm just the beta. AH/AU. LEMON.ONE-SHOT.

Bella realizes you really can't judge a book by its cover. Written for the lemon drizzle on Jaspers Girls blog. Lemons ahead

Summary: During one of their intimate meetings, Elijah suggests a way to relieve Bonnie's stress. NC-17.

Bella is stranded in Mustang Ridge, TX when she gets some surprising help from a mysterious cowboy. Edited and reposted. Bella/Jasper, AH/AU/OOC Rated Mature, ONE-SHOT

Ten years have passed since Stefan disappeared with Klaus. Caroline have move on with her life and is living in New York, she has a new life and is a different person now but what happens when one night Caroline gets an unexpected visit?

OS Char and Bella come home early from shopping. See what they find. Slash/Femslash/ foursome/threesome. Lemons/Language NOT for anyone easily offended

Hermione's had a really bad day. Waking up, her morning is only going to become more interesting. A lot of porn, a very little bit of plot, and a heaping helping of AU - as it should be! After all, it's Draco/Hermione

ONESHOT: It is that time of year and Dyson is in full on hump mode - and Kenzi, well Kenzi just wants to clean...who are you kidding? No, she doesn't!

How do I always get myself into these predicaments? Here I was stripped down to my boxers with my hands cuffed behind my back and my face pressed against a wall. O/S,AU, J/B pairing.

Bella is in love with her audio books, or rather, the voice that narrates them. What happens when she mets the man behind the voice?

Hermione is in for a surprise when she gets a new neighbor. Pretty soon her dreams take on a bizarre turn featuring one Draco Malfoy. Lemons! DM/HG. Three part story. Complete

What happens when Jasper stays behind with Bella to help calm her wedding day nerves while the rest of the boys leave to go out for Edwards's Bachelor party? Smutty goodness One-Shot.

The locked door had unwittingly unlocked something between them. Dyson and Kenzi become something more and wonderful.

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Hermione is just taking a nice relaxing bath when she's rudely interrupted. HG/DM One shot...maybe

How does a witch get her husband home from work? By using a very seductive form of persuasion of course! Lemony goodness contained within! One-shot.

We all know what stress can do to a person. Well Hermione Granger's middle name is stress, so she uses yoga to help her calm down at the end of the day. What happens when Draco wants to show her a better way to relieve her stress? Smut! One-Shot

Mature. Rated "X" for sexual content and language. Damon and Bonnie start messing around. Stefan finds out. To put it lightly, he's pissed off. Sour lemon. Stefan/Bonnie Sorry, had to upload story again! 1st links acting crazy!

Being Head Girl means Hermione must share a dorm with Head Boy, Draco. But things have changed- he's nicer. And when Hermione discovers something about him, their relationship will never be the same. One-shot. Rated M. Review please.

Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

One-shot. Ron cheats on Hermione and she gets caught up in her need for revenge. I suck at summaries...

Damon's blown a gasket after having witnessed Bonnie devour a tasty treat. Lemony. Adult Content.

10 do's and dont's for those writing those wonderful Dramione's... Rated M just to be sure, seeing as I don't feel like being suspended today :P

As a result of being the first Vampire-Witch, Bonnie is hunted by some of the supernatural community. Five months of chaos and stress has Damon and Bonnie needing to relax.

Bamon One-Shot.. Sexual Content/Adult theme.. Bonnie forces Damon to go to the movies, though he didnt want to, but Damon will get his revenge..

Just something stupid to get back in the writing game. A list of ten do's and don't's to writing a refreshing Dramione story

"Well well, what have we here?" His voice was husky with lust, and his eyes kept her pinned to the chair. Hermione gulped, her heart racing. "Seems like little Miss Innocent has been up to something forbidden..." Final part in the Venture Trilogy. DMHG.

"Come now Granger, you remember what happened last time don't you? I got you to call out my name, didn't I? Now, you can either be difficult, and make this a struggle... or you can relax, and let me please you." 2nd in the Venture Trilogy. Dramione lemon.

Hermione shook her head in denial, and he laughed quietly, breath fanning over her ear. "You want this. Stop battling with your mind Granger, and succumb to your body's desires…" Dramione Lemonade. First in the Trilogy.

This is the sequel to Truth, Dare, or Firewhiskey. You can read it without reading the first one...but you'll be mighty confused. So...read on! :

Jenny gets caught having a drunken make out session in the street with a stranger. Nate rectifies the situation. Will be M.

Ginny watched, dazed, as Blaise and Draco walked down the hallway to the Head Boys dorm she heard Draco say "And I heard that she was a prude…" D/G/B Rated M

What happens when the Golden Trio plus Ginny and Draco, Blaise, Pansy and her little sister play Truth or Dare and get drunk? Well...this. Read to find out more. : One-shot.

One shot DM/HG. Hermione ducks into a pub to avoid a storm and bumps into an old rival who has changed quite a bit since she last saw him.

She resembled a snake to him then. Curving and insidious, come to tempt him with her Mudblood ways and her disgusting Muggle clothing. Just a quick, smutty AU that's very much consensual. Co-written a long time ago with another.

Hermione thinks that sex is overrated, and not pleasurable at all. Can Lucius Malfoy prove her wrong? A oneshot filled with SMUT and LEMONS! R&R pls.

Oneshot Draco/Ginny. It's the middle of October and it feels like the middle of July. What happens when an over heated Ginny finds herself in the library but very much not alone. Nothing but smut no real plot either... rated M for a reason! LEMONS!

Hermione sees something that gives her a whole new outlook on Slytherins... or at least one particular Slytherin///////// Disclaimer: Sadly I own nothing... or at least nothing worth anything.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

You don't know that I know, you watch me every night. And I just can't resist the urge to stand here in the light. Your greedy eyes upon me and then I come undone. And I could pull the curtain but this is too much fun. Kaka/Saku Lemon Oneshot

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Harry thinks Ginny's too inexperienced to date, after all, she's never even been kissed! So, to gain experience, Ginny kisses the first guy she sees, too bad it's Draco Malfoy! R&R

AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!

Truth or Dare. Draco and Hermione. You do the math...

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!

OneShot. What happens when Harry and Ron finally get there revenge on Malfoy, manage to vanish his...package, and only one soon to be mediwitch can save him? Read and review!Please!

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Hermione and Draco...songfic...song by the Donnas...rated M for obvious reasons...language and sexual situations...hope you like it...COMPLETED

Draco and Blaise receive a surprise when they arrive at Hermione's flat for breakfast one morning. Draco & Blaise, Hermione & Adrian