There are a few VERY important questions to be answered. Why did Gaara find a pregnancy test? Why is it positive? Why is everybody claiming it as their's? And why the heck are the Akatsuki there! These are, in fact, VERY important question. Main shipping: GaaMatsu. Side shippings: SuiKa, NaruSaku, ShikaTema, KakaRin, SasoIno, KanSari, and NejiTen. Implied shippings: HinaKiba, etc.

What happens when the number one hyperactive ninja discovers coffee? Will the desperate attempts of his friends and hokage to keep him away from coffee prove successful, or will he wreck havoc on Konoha?

When Lee and Gai sensei convince Naruto to wear one of their green, skin-tight monstrosities, Sakura has one mission: To stop Naruto from wearing it! Sakura and the other girls make a bet to see who can get Naruto to take off the the suit first.

When Naruto hears about a rare plant called nemar which can be used to make 'legendary ramen', he immediately goes to find some and brings them to the Ichiraku ramen stand. But Naruto, being the clumsy guy he is, accidentally brings back some roots from the dreaded yppah plant, which are known to cause dizziness and hallucinations in large doses. Trust me, 19 bowls is a high dose.