REFRACE NOW...No your just gunna...ok then just...Lilly here and mah gawd im horrible at this...If you want to write just p.m me. k ? K ! Yay! BYE DASUE!

#ATTACK ON FURNACE

there wont be many updates sorry im writeing this on my mom's tv -

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There are 95% of people who would scream and cry if Justin Beiber, and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off the empire state building. If you're one of the 5% who would grab a chair get some popcorn and a can of soda and scream "JUMP!!" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste this on your profile.

The reason I like guy best friends

NO DRAMA

they wont spread my secrats

they consider me a sister

they protect me

they can introuduce me to their friends

they don't hit on guys I find cute

there good listeners

they give good advice

Youtuber Anthem

You say gold, we say budder
You crush on Stars, we crush on Youtubers
You say fist bump, we say brofist
You say Diamond ax? We say Betty
You say Pig? we say Jeffery
You say bat? we say Dillon
You learn Swedish from class? We learn from Pewds
You learn Italian from translators? We learn from Marzia
You say lava? We say Red Water
You say chainmail? we say lingerie
You say rotten flesh? we say wet noodle
You have Robin Thicke and Skrillex? I have MinecraftUniverse and CaptainSparklez
You say cartoons? We say Anime
You say getting angry? We say getting trolled
You say Hunger Games? We say HUNGER DEENZ.
You say fight me? We say Pax me bro
You say Laughing? We say Lolcats
You like Justin Bieber? I Like Skydoesminecraft
You like potato? I like Brotato
You like 1D? I like Team Crafted
You say Video Games? We say Life

lulz nope lulz

XD

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
Hey...it's true.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them, Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp, Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!' Crazy is when you yell "Take off your socks!" to some random person out the car window... Crazy is when you have crashed into and knocked over a friend while you were sugarhigh, and you and the friend ended up laughing, Crazy is calling Gold, BUTTER... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Lachlen!!!!HE'S MINE)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (Black bruh.i like night ok?...)

3. Your first initial? (L)

4. Your month of birth? (September)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. (Kewawa dasue!!!AKA Keara)

7. Your favorite number? (66)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Flurida)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (the ocean)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wanna become a famous youtuber)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

DON'T cheat! X-(

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (OHHH BAAABBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!!)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (that is so me)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom. (I DON'T EVEN WANT A BOYFRIEND!! Accept Little Lachy #Lachlly)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever. (Again, I DON'T EVEN WANT A BOYFRIEND!!! Accept teh fluffy again)

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (Well then tell it to hurry up. I want a change in my life... Like me moving, Yeah)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Hell yeah!)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (I have 24 close friends? How come i didn't know this?)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. (HERE I COME BIGGUMS)

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (Sweet... Loyalty means a lot to me so yeah... Awesome!)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (And if it doesn't come true, i'm suing you... lol. You got less than a month!!)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.-

Modoka Magica

2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.-

Kubey

3) What would you do if you saw them right now?-

Yell "Kawaii dasue!"in front of him

4) What do you think they would do if you did that?-

Laugh

5) How do you respond to this reaction?-

YAY!!!!

My YouTuber Pledge (By Enderdeath731)

All the videos I watch each day

All the things I learn along the way

Have taught me many things so I take this vow

To remember all the things about the videos I watch now

A slime is a creature known as Jerry

Baccas love axes, raw fish and are hairy

I will think of GamingWithJen when I see something pink

I'll remember AntVenom when I really have to think

Eating at a restaurant sparks a memory

Of a place called 'Dine-at-Nite' and a man known as 'SynHD'

Bodil40 is on my mind whenever I get trolled

And of course I must remember that it's Budder - not gold

Majestic buildings of course, are the FyreUK guys' special

But they also work in Mianite, using wizard's spells

And if we're going into all of that, I'll well remember Jericho

And his girlfriend Firefoxx, as owners of the Diamond Hoe

The Building Game is something that is valued sacred to me

Because that's where I heard about this girl, Aureylian, or 'Aurey'

I am reminded of Team Global when I see the Benja, Lachlan or Vik

I'll be reminded of TheUserCreated and Waglington when I see a shiny stick

SeaNanners will be on my mind whenever I voice my opinion

And a creeper will always make me think of Bomby, the baby creeper minion

Minecraft Universe is what I think of whenever I hear music

And who else to think of but Sethbling, when I hear a redstone button click

I'll be reminded of Ssundee whenever I go crazy

And then I'll think of W92Baj whenever nothing can faze me

So now I will thank all these YouTubers, as this poem is ending

For all the work that they put in and all the effort they're spending

So that they provide enjoyment to us and laughter and delight

So that we can watch their videos from morningtime 'till night

NOT COMPLETED/IN PROGRESS

List 10 of your favorite Youtubers

1. Craftbattleduty*Lachlen*/Lachlen

2. TBRNFrags/Preston/Purrston XD

3. Woofles/WAFFELZ/Rob

4. Subzeroexabite/Sub/SUBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. ASFJerome/Jerome/J-rome

6. Benja Canada/Mitch/Benja Canadadadadadadadadadadada

7. Vickstar123/Vikk

8. Pewdiepie/Felix

9. Markipllier/Mark

10. Jacksepticeye/Sean

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

(i loved this, so copy 'n' paste here we come! check TheRealDigiGal's profile one of my favorite writers)

Stereotypes seem to be everything in this world.

Why can't a kid dressed in black with piercings be bright and happy?

Why is it that a pretty girl has to be rude and obnoxious?

Nerds have to have glasses, and braces, and wear weird, strange, or odd clothes.

The guys who are good at sports have to beat up others.

The smart kids have to have no social lives and are always studying.

Has it ever occurred to some people that sorting people into categories is even worse than being a person in the worst category they come up with?

We are all people. We all walk, breathe, laugh, talk, smell, hear, see, cry.

But most of all. We feel.

We feel hate, love, fear, joy, happiness, depression, sadness, grief, excitement, more. The list goes on and on.

All these things we have alike, but all the things that people can do to us. Tell us what we are and what we have to be, just because we have good grades or are good at sports or have fancy clothes.

How come we can't just be who we are and be... happy? No one to judge us. Hurt us with words, or even nothing said at all. Just able to say, 'This is me. I decide who I am. Not you.'

We can.

We can ignore what others think and be ourselves. We don't live to please others. To be someone to live up to expectations because of our shell.

We live to be us. To laugh when we find something funny. To not be judged or looked at differently if we like something others don't. To cry when we are upset, as silly as it may be, and not have people say that it's nothing to cry about. If it wasn't something to cry about, why am I crying? Why do tears cover my face?

Because I'm me. I don't see things the same way as you. I'm different, and I'm okay with that. I'm happy about that. I'm being myself, and I'm proud of myself, even if others aren't. I don't need approval to be who I am.

When was it their choice? When did they decide that they could control our lives with words? A little word can have so much meaning, but do they not realise that?

Words have changed lives. Made people laugh, cry, smile, frown, live. Even die. Words have an effect on life that we will never understand.

And that is all that stereotypes are. Words. Meaningless sounds that come from our mouths. Sure, we communicate with them. Tell others how our day was or about something that happened. But they have taken over so much that now, everything has to have a meaning.

The one time a friend doesn't respond means they don't like you, even though they didn't hear you in reality. The boy who says things that aren't true makes people doubt themselves.

I don't let words get to me. I'll be myself all the time. If I want to laugh, I'll laugh. If I want to cry, I'll cry. If I want to run, I'll run.

If I want to write this, I'll write this.

I'm not afraid to be who I am. I was made like this. To act like this. To be what I was made for.

To be myself.

Nobody can change what I want to be. If they do try, I won't listen. I won't change what I look like, what I sound like, how tall I am or how much I weigh.

My eye color or hair color. My favorite band or song or book or painting or what I like to wear. My favorite animal or the way I think. The way I laugh or cry or my smile or my frown or my walk or my run. Nothing.

I'm perfectly happy being myself.

And when I'm me, I'm beautiful.

By,

-TheRealDigiGal

How To Tell if You are Obsessed with Minecraft

(Copy and Paste to Your Profile)

1. You sing Minecraft Parodies

2. When someone says "hiss" you immediately think of Creepers (then cats)

3. When someone says "Butter" you think of Skydoesminecraft

4. When your teacher teaches about obsidian, you wonder where the portal part is.

5. You can have a full out battle because you disagree if gold is called butter.

6. In an Easter Egg hunt, you find the golden egg and cheer "The Golden Apple!!"

7. When you hear about slime, you say "Jerry! Ipo!! No!!"

8. You think you're being followed by an Enderman

9. You eat pancakes. With butter and blueberries! (I can't eat butter and there are never any blueberies in the house) :(

10. When you hear a song, you sing the Minecraft version. (yep I've been yelled at a bit for that)

11. "Nuke" is a trigger word (Stop, Reading, trigger words)

12. Truces suck. 'Nuff said

13. In laser tag, you scream "SHOOT HIM!! GET HIM!!" (sometimes i shout 'her' but eh)

14. You think you can go to sleep the second you hit the bed. (nope)

15. You wonder why your skin doesn't heal after you eat. (Yes actually)

16. You think there are only a limited number of paintings

17. You actually made a bow. (does buying a Build it yourself count?)

18. Your friends think you're crazy talking about butter, silver, slimes,Tekkit war, mining, and everything else.(Only 2 of them know what I talk about half the time)

19. You can identify ores in real life.

20. YOU READ THIS AND GOT EVERY REFERENCE!!! (the pancake one I'm questioning)

1: Real Name: Lillian Kilmer(ima kil mer peeps lol jk)

2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) (IDK I GAVE UP HERE THANKS SUNSHINEMOONPOPS!)

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Lilizzle

4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Black Pony?(ima pega sister!!!!don't judge)

5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on: Jane Burch(K den...)

6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first) Killi

7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink) Budder mnt dew

8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): (IDK MY PARENTS MIDDLE NAMES F@CK!!!)

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Molly.(normal)

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, Pokegirlandthorn, EmeraldDragon1, TheLameName, YellowIdeyaHunter, Luna Angel-Chan,SunshineMoonpops,Lillynoodles1,

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.(i like dogs and cats equally)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(no make-up dough...)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total:10

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OMG FRIENDS!
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or we laugh at each other)

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Fucker! Run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move, the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend say's "what's wrong?" when you cry. A best friend say's "Who's butt am i kicking?"

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

when life gives you lemons, stare at him, shove them in his shirt, and say "HEY BITCH, NICE A-CUP!"

When life gives you lemons,look at the lemons real hard and as you're looking at them, slap life and ask for the Mangoes.

When life gives you lemons make refances

When life gives you lemons...EAT THE GOD DAMN LEMONS ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

95% of all ppl on earth will cry if Justin Beiber says he will jump off a building, post this onto your profile of you're one of the 5% that will just sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

2% of earths people like to randomly ram their head into a wall, post this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

If you think Stickbug11 breaks the fourth wall too much, copy and paste this in your profile.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think/know that Hollyleaf Rockz can't use her author powers that well, copy and paste this onto your profile

Most teens want to be popular, repost and add your name if your don't give a flying F*ck about being popular. Creator: TheLameName, Reposters:YellowIdeyaHunter, Luna Angel-Chan, Lillynoodles1

97% of teens would cry and beg if they saw One Direction on top of a building, about to jump. If you are part of the three percent that would yell out, "JUMP!" Copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens would DIE if Aeropostale told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 percent that would roll their eyes at the others and laugh.

This is really sad

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Slow down!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack.
Mummy I was a good girl,
I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry!
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother!
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices:

1) repost and show you care!
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Random quotes for reasonz

"FIGHT ME IRL!!" -Ty/Deadlox.

"...Yoshi!" -SetoSorcerer.

"Um... BUDDER, MAJESTIC BUDDER." -Adam/SkyDoesMinecraft/SkythekidRS/The Butter Lord.

"Happy llama, sad llama, very, very awkward llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama...Don't forget Obama Llama.." -Luna Angel-Chan.

I, Lillynoodles1, solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely,amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is.

This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews.
I've joined the Review Revolution.
Have you?

[taken from Goblindreamer. Pass it on]
Also, if you are looking at my profile because I reviewed, and are rather sad you found this, because you think it means I didn't really like it, and I HAD to review, then truthfully, I skip this on stories that I don't like. I don't want to flame, cause I know how it feels to be flamed, if you don't like it, some one else might, blah blah blah. ANYWAY! Just check to see if I favorited or story alerted - it's a sign on love.

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the crap out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very flirtatious.

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Lillian: Smile to die for, Loves to smile and laugh, Hot, Can kick the crap out of you.

Jane: Really sweet, Hot, Can kick the crap out of you, Has gourgus eyes(cant spell people surry)

Kilmer: Really silly, Loves to smile and laugh, Smile to die for, Makes dating fun, Has gorgeous eyes, Good boyfriend/girlfriend

LOL NOT.

I remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, I completely forget about America's birthday. (And I'm American.)

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name:Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, BloodsuckerHater, Ninjakat403, Lillynoodles1

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, BloodsuckerHater, Ninjakat403, Lillynoodles1

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, iPandaMonium, Carlisle's Favorite Daughter. the hottest cullen girl, Boogaloogaloo, Everbloom Montgomery, xDiaryofthedeadx, BloodsuckerHater, Ninkat403, Lillynoodles1

95 of 100 people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile and add your name: Ninjakat4, Lillynoodles1

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have been called a "weirdo" at least once in your life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who would go to a book store, read everything, then leave if you had that sort of time, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, repost this in your profile.

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, repost this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, repost this in your profile.

If you like GIR, repost this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, repost this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, repost this in your profile. (...I lost...)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, repost this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, repost this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, repost this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, repost this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you want a taco (GIMME MAH TACO XD)

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. :)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have admitted to being a nerd and then saying "And I’m damn proud of it!" copy and paste this into you profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.PLZ I HAS TRANZ FRIENDS(NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...?)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is getting long XD

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

People are like potatoes. If you eat them, they will die.

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate people