Hi! Umm, wow. Gotta say I never really expected anyone to look here, but I wanted to do this anyway. Well, I'm a little aprehensive about leaving a bunch of personal info on the web (you are so not getting my SS#), but like I said I wanted to do this so I guess I can leave some general stuff.

First off, I'm of the female variety. I'm 20 (going to be 21 in March), a short one at that (but for some odd reason I seem to have grown an inch), who goes to college in Florida. I don't have a major yet either, but I do have to pick one soon. I like to read (unfortunately school has taken over this pastime), watch cartoons (and eating cereal- it's a must while watching the cartoons no matter what time of day!), movies and TV in general (Buffy rules), play video games, listen to music (Offspring and the Dropkick Murphys rock my world!), and hang out with my friends. And if you want to know anything else your going to have to ask me because I can't think of anything else to put here. Oh:

Some favorite TV shows inclued: Supernatural, Samurai Champloo, Teen Titans, Greg the Bunny (even though Fox cancelled it), The Simpsons, Futurama, Buffy, Angel (mostly early episodes, Doyle was my favorite), Mr. Bean, Family Guy, Frisky Dingo, Bones, Bleach, and Heros.

Some favorite movies are: The Princess Bride, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the WereRabbit, Without a Paddle, Spaceballs, The Egyptian (old movie), Donovan's Reef (also kinda old), Robin and the 7 Hoods (what's with all the old movies?), Brotherhood of the Wolf, Kung Fu Hustle, Mirrormask, and Sinbad (the animated one, which is funny because I hated the stories from the 1001 Arabian Nights Tales).

I'm not really a reviewer, and I apologize in advance if I review and it's a little blah or something. Oh, and I apologize if my spelling and grammer is atrocious too.

And guess what, my people who aren't actually reading this? 5 stories up! I really never expected this.

In the Works:

Errants- A KOTOR AU- Darth Revan is dead because Malak succeeded in power grab by killing his dark master! Bastila failed to save the Dark Lord, and as a result the Republic is falling fast against the Sith. But I ask you, who should the daunting task of saving the galaxy fall to? Revan still? I say yes, if not the Revan, get a Revan! So follow the story and find out who our reluctant hero is, where she came from, and why the galaxy is her's to save! A semi-parody with cheap jokes and some quite clever ones if I say so myself. I plan to leave Taris by the fourth or fifth page. I am currently revising this story by adding jokes and other details to the chapters and taking out things I didn't like or could cause some plot holes later on.

Murphy's Law- Baldur's Gate: SOA. A parody of SOA and later extends to TOB. Made up of Journal entries from the Bhaalspwan Murphy. Follow the journey of Murphy, a Bhaalspawn who lives up to his Namesake's Law. Find out what's really going on inside this Bhaalspawn's head. If you have a particular quest you'd like to see him do, let me know through review or message and I'll have a crack at it.

Completed:

Of Swoops and Rescues- A companion piece in which we learn more of Mason and what he was doing while Revan left. Not my best work, I wrote it while I was stuck on the second chapter of ERRANTS. Still worth a look if you like Mason. Personally, I love Mason and he deserves a little spotlight dammit!

Decisions of a Dangerous Mind- KOTOR. This one takes place at the end of the Mandalorian Wars, when Revan decides to look for the Star Maps. I'm tried to make this one alittle more darker than RoaDM, but I don't know how that worked out. I tried to show Revan's fall. Most resentful than angsty. Sorry, no tragic hero here, just someone who got pushed a little too far. This has and open Revan and Exile. Accompainied with lyics from You're A Rebel covered by the Dropkick Murphy's. Personally, I'd like a few more reviews for this one and maybe Reflections because I'm kinda on the fence about writing more stuff like them... maybe join them into a series.

Reflections of a Dangerous Mind- KOTOR. A Light-Sided Revan's thoughts on the truth, love, being a Jedi, and the Dark Side. Thought's accompanied by the lyrics from Have You Ever by Offspring. It's left open for interpretation, so you get to decide who Revan is and who they love. I warn you it's angsty, and the most serious thing I think I've ever written. Most likely a one time thing. I still have no idea where that angst came from. So read please read if you're into the ANGST.

Red Ace