Welcome to my domain :)

I'm Kat, and I have an unhealthy, passionate obsession with reading. That being said, I need somewhere to vent my all of the accumulating fangirl thoughts running around in my head. Thus, you have found this account.

Sarah J. Maas is my Queen.

My current favorite series are Throne of Glass, ACOTAR, Red Rising, Hidden Legacy, Red Queen, An Ember in the Ashes, and The Shadowhunter Chronicles (TMI, TID, TDA, and all of the companion books).

Jay-Z has 99 problems? Well I have 157 books on my bookshelf. HA.

Here is the mostly complete list of all of my husbands: Rowan Whitethorn, Aedion Ashryver, William Herondale, Jace Herondale, Tiberias Calore VII, Connor Rogan, Dorian Havilliard, Chaol Westfall, Great Khagan Sartaq :), Sam Winchester, Darrow au Andromedus, Fang Ride, Julian Blackthorn, Kylo Ren (Ben Solo), Cassian (my main husband), Rhysand (my other main husband), Azriel ( also my main husband), Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Anakin Skywalker, Bellamy Blake, Jon Snow, the fanfiction version of Jon Morgenstern, Elias Veturius (my main husband too), Decurion Cauis Antonius Varro, and James Potter.

All Hail Queen Aelin Ashryver-Galathynius of Terassen and Feyre Archeron, High Lady of the Night Court.

For the sake of nostalgia, I left my original profile from over 2 years ago below. However, my up-to-date profile is the one you just finished reading. Feel free to indulge in the nonsense below :) It is HIGHLY entertaining.

Hi! I'm Kat, the Worlds biggest Maximum Ride fan!!!

I have read the series exactly 4 times

Fang is bae!!!!!!

I don't like haters

I have dark brown hair and green eyes

Reading is life

My favorite band is Boys Like Girls Three Days Grace

I'm hungry...

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr.Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks too much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;)

Fly on

Kat