I will not be on fanfiction for a few days.

I only have time to write this before I get back to working. But I haven't been able to check my email lately...so expect no responses for a few days.

Cheers! And Happy Thanksgiving!

Right...I found out recently that my little sister has been on my account and writing flames. I go to my reviews history, and I see a bunch of reviews that I did not write (I was wondering why I was getting PMed by people I didn't know)

But please note if you have been flamed by the real me, you are privilaged. I'm so busy with collage.

All Mary Sues go burn in hell.

This is my newest account so far. I don't have that many responses yet...which is odd. My last account was full of them. I mostly write flames for Mary Sue freaks.

Don't care if you're sharing an account with someone, and they write me a nasty PM or response without your knowledge. No use whining. I still post them up on here anyway.

Yay! I love these hate mail responses and other stuff I'm getting for my flames.

These are some of the responses:

seckseeful-ed-lover:

You know, i dont understand you.

Yes, most retarded people don't.

Why do you go to all of the trouble of
flaming people. Have you ever once left a good review?

Are you serious in actually asking that? Are there honestly people this stupid in the world?

You seem to live
in your own little world of "I'm perfect and screw the rest of you and
your opinions". I'll admit, some of the stories on fanfiction arent the
best, but you really dont have to be so tactless. I'm not one to judge
a person I don't know, so I wont judge you.

Oh yes, you're absolutely right. You're not judging me at all.

(Please note that is sarcasm. Based on your stupidity...you probably don't know what that is at all)

If by some miracle you've
wrangled up some friends, that's great, fantastic, God Speed to them.

If by some miracle you've stopped stalking me...that's great, fantastic.That old comeback's really getting old.

Also, it's one thing to say a story is bad, and another to offer
advice. There's no point in letting others know they're stories are not the
best except for the sole purpose of demoralizing them.

Why are people I flamed a long time ago writing all these super long messages seven months later?

Kami, you people sure are slow in thinking up responses.

Again, I dont understand you, because I dont know you. I've been flamed
by you once i think on a story I took down (not because of you btw) and
all you said was "this was a bad story" or something to that effect. A
useless 1 line review.

Crap...I have to go to the airport now. Yuki will take over from here. Bye!

Why do you keep saying things over and over? It's not worth it if you keep repeating stuff.

This is Flying Leaf's sister also known as Yuki! I have taken over! Ta da!

You seem like a person with alot of common sense, but who also has a
very one-sided personality and very stubborn. I'm not trying to
psychoanalyze you, I just want to know what makes you think so...emotionlessly.

Yes. My sister is great and stubborn. She does not have a one-sided personality...you should see her with this guy she has a crush on. There is love in the air. She is denial! No doubt she'll kill me when she sees this.

Like some people ask me why wouId I have a sister like Flying Leaf? That's a strange question! I would say "Because we get along so well together!" Fa la la! I talk so much all the time...a constant chatterbox!

Well, no offense to the people pming you, but they do seem to come up
with some pretty lame insults. However, worked up in a state of rage,
thats understandable. Is it really necessary to post the pms up?

Hmmm...good question...but, Duh, what do you do with responses? Keep them to yourself?

No i suppose not, you just do it for fun. Well go ahead and carry on
with your life then. I'm sure that this message will have no effect on
you whatsoever, i just had time to kill and thought i'd scratch something
off my to-do list.

You are right! My sister must very popular on fanfiction. I'm so proud! She is really well-liked by animeice335! Animeice335's profile is full of Flying Leaf stuff! And that GSG person and her sister! (Personally, I think GSG is lying about having a sister. She just wants more back-up!)

wow this is a long mesg. I wonder if youre going to read all the way
through it. Ah well, take care.

Of course! I'll tell her that...but she'll just say her phrase..."Whatever."

animeice335: Michael Jacksons everything you want, hes everything you need, hes
everything inside of you that you wish you could be.

Thank you so much for sharing your dearest dream with me. I'm touched.

Oh, and by the way. Take a look at my profile i think youll like it.

I did, and I feel so bad now. But I'm afraid to say...that I can't return your feelings for me. I'm not a lesbian. However, I'm sure that your perfect someone is out there somewhere :)

Sasori's Puppet: ya know, i don't understand u
c

Okay...one word: IDIOT

animeice355: ur a total bitch and noone likes u, get over urself

As I keep saying, better being a bitch than whatever kind of freak you are. Besides, at least I can spell "you're" "no one" "you" or "yourself." Try going to school for once slacker.

It took you two months to think of this comeback. If that's not pathetic, I don't know what is.

Sasori's Puppet: you have no right to say that!

Uh...and why not? That's kind of what "reviewing" is all about. Unless you're too retarded to grasp that little fact.

if you don't have something nice to say
don't say it! why do you care about my grammer!

It's constructive criticism. Unless you want me to leave reviews such as "omg!your storie is so g8, plz update!" like your other pathetic reviewers

you don't like the
story? DON'T READ IT!

Retard...I kind of have to read the story first before deciding whether I like it or not. Duh!

From this person's profile.

"Oh yeah, STAY AWAY FROM THE USER NAMED FLYING LEAF. She is the meanest person on fanfiction. Do anything you can to stay away from her."

This made me laugh. Being called a 'bitch' is more impressive than being called mean. How old are she and her friends...seven? No one says, "mean" or "meanest person" or something anymore. That's just lame.

Isn't that convinient though? I post this up, and a few days later, she adds, "bitchiest" on there. Still major lame.

Kairi Uzeniba:

YOU STUPID BASTARD! OR BITCH, I DON'T CARE, YOU DON'T HAVE HUMAN
FEELINGS

HEY EINSTEIN, GUESS WHAT? BEFORE I HAD A FANFICTION ACCOUNT I'D WRITE STORIES TO SHARE WITH MY FRIEND. AND MY FRIEND IS RIN UCHIHA. I SPENT HOURS EVERYDAY WRITING THAT DAMN STORY AND YOU HAVE TO GO AND SAY HOW BAD IT IS ON YOUR PROFILE!

Don't care if you spent three years writing the story...still sucks to hell.

JUST WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! SOME STAR! SOME PRESIDENT OR PRIME MINISTER!

How did you ever guess?

WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. THE ONLY LARGE POSITIONS YOU'VE GOT ARE WINNER OF MEANEST PERSON EVER CONTEST, MOST IDIOTIC PERSON TO LIVE,

-sigh- Cut to the chase already will you?

LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE ANY SUCCESS IN LIFE, STUPIDEST PERSON EVER AWARD

Still waiting for you to make a worthwhile comeback...

AND THE WINNER
OF THE WHO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN CONTEST! AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES YOU A DICKHEAD! (I don't care if you're a girl, you still a
stupid bitch)

If you don't have anything interesting to send me, then don't send me anything at all. Kami...you're probably the most boring person in this universe.

RIN IS GOING THROUGH SOME PRETTY DIFFICULT TIMES IN HER
LIFE RIGHT NOW, AND YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Geez, what is with you people and the Caps Lock?

BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU STUPID BITCH, I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE I CAN TO STAY AWA Y FROM YOU!

Yes, yes, go ahead and do that. Whatever...

THANKS FOR SCREWING RIN UP, YOU DICK, CUZ NOW SHE ONLY HAS MORE PROBLEMS TO WORRY ABOUT!

You're welcome :)

P.S.: Jiraiya called. He wants to thank you for stripping for him last
night. And if I see this on your profile, God knows how ruined your
fanfiction popularity will be. Goodbye, you fucking idiot.

Oh please. Unless everyone on fanfiction is freakin' dumbass (like you apparently) . Maybe it's hard for you to get through your thick little head, but he doesn't exist you idiot. The dumb only seem to get dumber...

Crappy Story: The Big Vacation

Rin Uchiha:

Hey look! She claims to be Sasuke's twin sister! Another freak! Oh wonderful. It's my lucky day isn't it?

Why do you have to be so mean.

Aww, did I hurt your widdle feelings? Let me get you your blankie and teddy bear.

This is my friend's story which she
asked me to put up on fanfiction. For your information my friend is only 11
and she won the Bay Area Fifth Grade Story Writing Contest which
thousands of kids have entered.

That's amazing considering the fact her story is one of the worst I've ever read.

Hell to Haters:

Hahaha... my sister wishes to say something to you...

Hahaha...I don't care

Hi, I wanna tell you a little something about being a B-I-T-C-H. Its
annoying

Hey, do you see me sending you a million PMs a day?

and also its pretty much telling the world this"I hate
everything and I'm going to tell this person off because I envy her Fanfics but
I'll never admit it cause I'm a worthless pieces of crap"

Envy? Oh, I see. You must take after your sister. When they passed the brains out for your family, you two must have missed out. I get it now. Kami, I feel bad about flaming a retarded person.

Now I don't know you very well and I don't judge people that much but
your the true Queen of Bitches.

Yup, that's me. But it's better than being the Queen of Pathetic Losers or Queen of Geeks without Lives.

Just because you envy someone's opinions
dosen't mean you have to rub it there face.

Hey genius, did you use a spell check for this? Right, I forgot, you're a retard. How silly of me.

Oh and did I mention this?
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Your a complete asshole that acts like an 8
year old!

Look who's talking

Please do a world a big favor and grow up. Please

Please do a world a big favor and get a life. Please.

Maybe you'll
be loved for once in your life.

Or maybe you'll get a real actual friend for once in your life. Gasp! Imagine that.

Love,
the new
Hell to Haters

Hoshi no Hikaru:You know... my policy on my chapters is 'any press is good press' cos
honestly, I don't care about what people think about my stories so long
as people like them.

Oh, so you don't care huh? Then why are you writing this?

Though I'm not going to setoop below scum (which
is you) and post flames for every chapter of a story I think is crappy.
Me, I don't post a comment at all, why? Cos I don't like the story,
nuff said.

Me, I post comments. Why? Because I don't like the story, nuff said. And what's a "setoop" by the way?

Abut the fingers falling off thing... that's not going to be happening
anytime soon,

Uh...DUH!

so you can keep on dreaming about you haunting me with a
butcher knife, trying to chop my fingers off. Anyways, if you don't
like so many stories on here and you want A LOT of people's fingers to
fall off...

Geez, for someone who doesn't care, you sure write a lot.

why don't you just take either two freashly sharpened pencils,
or two pens, whatever is long and sharp and drive them into your eyes
so you don't have to read the stories that you think are crappy, which I
see... is A LOT.

Greets
~GSG

No, I don't think I'll do that, because you see, I'm from Earth..you know, the planet you're currently in? That method is used among people like you, who come from Mars. So why don't you take your own advice, and do it to yourself, so you won't have to see my flames.

Crappy story: Blending Hearts

Not aGeisha Gurl:shut the hell up! no flames!

Why should I? Like you can tell me what to do.Crappy story: Only girl for Me

romanWarrior115: You can go on hating my story, cuz all your stories suck!

What the heck? I have no stories. Nice comeback...

how am i a mary sue? well i know one thing... ur a bitch!

Really? Thank you. Better being a bitch than whatever freak you are.

k i just got to say something... im writing a new story and if u dont
like it you can shove it up you a!

"You a!" (..?)

If you're going to diss me...you could at least do it properly.

im blocking you! ha haha hahahahahahahhahaha!

Uh...and I care why?

"what the heck? i dont have any stories" gee, i wonder why!

Of course you wonder...you're an idiot.

PM-chibbi-han: You know what I think of you?I think You're a complete and utter
prat.Just becuase infamous.it.girl has more talent in one finger than you do
in your entire body doesn't mean you have the right to be such a mean
jackass.

No, I have every right to be such a mean jackass. And no, I didn't know what you thought of me, and frankly, I don't care. Let the infamous.it.girl make her own comebacks. I don't have time for pathetic Mary Sue freaks like you. Heh, you call that talent? Obviously, you have problems in your head if you think that's talent. My baby sister can do better than that, and she's three.

Gah! My profile is getting too long. I have to delete the responses and everything from here on out. But at least I'll list the story title and author.

Crappy Story:Frozen Memories

animeice335

Crappy Story: A Friendship Severed in a Game

Kiba's shadow-Hiei's flame

Crappy Story: Conflicting Interests

seckseeful-ed-lover

Hello, my name is Flying Leaf, that's all you need to know for now.

. If you don't like, don't bother me. You can do whatever you like. Flame me, send me hate emails, diss me, complain about me in one of your chapters...I don't care. It only amuses me. I find it funny.

I'm nineteen years old, and I'm Japanese. Your shitty american stories really get to me. It is such a disgrace. My Japanese name is Akemi, and I was born in Tokyo. I have four younger sisters.

I am both fluent in Japanese and English, but I perfer Japanese. Right now, I work part-time at the local library, and I am a university student, so I usually do not have enough time to write and such. I am majoring in English and Law.

I do not have any anime/manga crushes. They don't exist. It's pointless. The voice actors are all old married men. I think it's pathetic to have a crush on them.

I've been constantly told that I'm just "envious" or "jelous" or whatever 'cause I don't have any stories...-sigh- if you people actually bother to read all of the text here, you would know that's not true. Read on below.

This is my newest account so far. I have been playing in my old accounts since I was fifteen. It is in my old accounts you will find all of my fanfics. No, I'm not listing the names of my old accounts here. Look and you'll find them.

Now, about the GSG (now known as Hoshi no Hikaru) and the Hell to Haters thing...people have been Private Messaging me and asking me about that. So I will just say everything right here.

GSG is a pathetic Mary Sue freak who needs her retarded sister to make her comebacks for her. She's been sending me daily Private Messaging, which I think is very pathetic seeing that she's blocked me, yet she's Private Messaging me like the coward she is.

Lately, she's been writing good reviews for the people I have flamed. Honestly, I don't care. I wouldn't have even known if Yuki (my sister) hadn't told me. Clearly, she knows what I wrote in my flames are true, which is why she has been going through all this trouble.

What am I going to do? Nothing.

I don't care...I think it's kind of funny that I bothered her so much that she's doing all of this. Score one for Me!

Ok, is that enough to satisfy all those people? Good.