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Right, can't be bothered with my name or age but here goes, i love reading and i mean pretty much anything, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Chris Ryan-Alpha Force, Skulduggerry Pleasant, A series of unfortunate events, Loiu Sachar- Holes- Small steps, Young Bond...and that is just half my bookshelf. So yeah, i read pretty much anything but Alex Rider and Harry Potter are my all time favourites and I get a daily dose of that on fanfiction. While I'm on the topic, have you seen the films, they are pathetic...I mean Alex rider-Stormbreaker is cringeworthy it totally ruined my image of the characters yet i still watch the film with my little bro just to laugh at it (I am pathetic). Anyway, rant aside i love writing stories, but can't pluck up the courage to upload them and if i did i know i wouldn't update so i'd just be disapointing people but oh well. One day...in the future...some time soon? So i live in London, United Kingdom and yeah that's about all i'm gonna tell you #stalkers If i ever do upload a story feel free to PM me about anything or you can just tell me what bad taste i have in books and leave it there. Allonsy!!!!(well that's just stupid, but everyone else does it so why not) |
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The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Jam Transit Hyems (Under Refurbishment) by Welcome To Story Time reviews
Those who are following this story, we recommend you start following the rewrite. Something is actually happening there and we would hate for you to miss it. -Jean & Diana
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub
A Difficult Future by psychedout9 reviews
John, Ian, and Helen receive a mysterious set of books. The Alex Rider series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,602 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Helen R., John R.
Without Exception by Eelfie reviews
Alex returns to Brecon Beacons-this time traumatized after Jack's death. Mute, he needs the guidance and protection of the SAS to relearn what it means to be a teenager and a spy. *Based off of BekkaJane's What Goes Without Saying
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Because That Was Expected by Fate's Silver Chain reviews
We all know Alex Rider has a good chance of getting himself in trouble. But when something happens, that kickstarts off a series of events, the teenager can't help but wonder why he can't get a break. K-Unit & Brecon Beacons. Set after Crocodile Tears. (2)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,716 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
You Suck by that lionhearted vagabond reviews
Of all the places he possibly could have proposed he had to have picked a muggle cafe at four o'clock in the morning. Now a series of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,006 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Out in the Open by carinims01 reviews
When hired men come to Alex's high school, crashing through his English class' windows, looking for him, what will happen? How can he keep his secret? And what will happen next? Set after Snakehead. Reveal Fic!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Caught in the Act by giverofgrace reviews
Part 2 of 'Life Lived' Series. Alex Rider has been dead for 2 years. 2 years ago a new soldier came to BB for training. How does K-Unit seem to know this man when they come back, 2 years after Alex's death? What will his appeareance mean?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
The TomandKunit Chronicles by Sydd reviews
Tom's being targeted by terrorist organisations, so he's being temporarily looked after by someone who can protect him until the threats are eradicated. After Snakehead. As the title says, includes K-unit. I don't own the series. I'm just a crazy fan. On Temporary Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Eagle, Tom H.
Lessons by Rider Rules reviews
I DISCLAIM ALEX RIDER. A series of oneshots about... tricky situations our favourite spy gets into during lessons Sometimes gets exposed. Read and Review! K in case I ever want to make it more serious.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Please Come Home For Christmas by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
When your life takes you to the darkest parts of humanity, it can be difficult to understand something as simple as Christmas with your family. Alex gets three ghostly visitors to help him see.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Problems, Need I Say More? by psychedout9 reviews
21 years after the events of Scorpia Rising Alex has a new life. Too bad his old one may just come back to haunt him and his family.Scorpia Rising spoilers in later chapters.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,904 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Perfect by harrykissedher reviews
One-shot. Charlie Weasley finds out about Harry and Ginny's relationship after the war. Rated T for mild, mild swearing. Not slash; Charlie-centric. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Charlie W. - Complete
Questioning by jojor99 reviews
A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
If I Ever Fall in Love by RodentFace reviews
According to Sirius, James acts like an idiot because he's in love with Lily. So he makes Remus promise that he will lock him up if he ever falls in love. Pairings: Lily/James Sirius/Marlene Tonks/Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Speech by RodentFace reviews
George gives his speech at Harry and Ginny's wedding. NOBODY expected it. I can't tell you more without ruining it for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Ghost Of New Years Past by georginacastleorpington reviews
He's not really a ghost. Just an idiot under a sheet. But he's not going to let that stop him. It's the big day and Al has got to convince the wedding Scrooge to intervene, because he's the only one who can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Inappropriate Conduct by Randomonium reviews
Scorpius is being inappropriate, and Rose can't just let it continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Friends & Lovers by alexsonnn reviews
Tom knew just how to get under Alex's skin. Funny one-shot about Alex and Tom talking about Yassen Gregorovich's and John Rider's...close relationship. Let me know if the rating needs to be changed. Enjoy!:D
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
I'll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Afterlife by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
The Marauders, Lily, Tonks, and co. watch Harry propose to Ginny from beyond the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twins, Overprotective Brothers, and Innuendos by scorp-luvs-rose-4eva reviews
Twins, Overprotective Brothers, and Innuendos in that order . This is about what happens when Harry and Ginny's children go back in time, to the summer before the Horcrux Hunt. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
Watching Potter by isilee reviews
set during DH, this follows the Weasley twins as they take part in the resistance group Order of the Phoenix and start somthing of their own the radio program Potterwatch. Reviews loved if you like it or hate it, just please let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - George W., Fred W.
Afternoon Tea With Lee by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE During the resistance against Voldemort, Lee Jordan earned an audience as the host of "Potterwatch." Now, after the war, he has his own show on the WWN where he's interviewing the most famous witches and wizards of the time. 1: Harry 2: Hermione 3: Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Lee J. - Complete