Name: Casamaw (Cas) Nakam
Age: ???
Favorite Anime Genre: Just short of everything.
Job: Pain-in-the-Ass.
Favorite Weapon: Anything with a sharp pointy end. And laxatives.

Hello everyone! Diathorn here. I hope everyone enjoys my fics as much as I have writing them! If you can, please review. I feed off the good vibs I get from them. I write with occasional help from Cas and some of my friends.
Due to reasons beyond my control, my Worldgate account is being terminated. I now have to run things through Cas' Aol account (which I do anyway) from now on.
Cas has got a Yahoo Groups account. He's letting post some of my stuff on it, as soon as he figures it out anyway. It's called "Final Fantasy Fanfiction" for those with an Yahoo account.

Here's the combined wisdom on life of myself, Cas, and some guy I know, plus a few billion I.Q. points to even things out.

1 opinion in 7 billion is still 1 in 7 billion.
"It's all four corners of a bad map."
Surprise is 4/5 luck, 1/8 skill, 7/10 circumstance and a good pair of shoes.
"You wanted the antidote? I thought you wanted a second dose."
Friends don't let friends cosplay drunk.
Insanity, helping people cope with reality for 50 years. From the makers of such fine products as Laxative soda, Pork ice cream and the huge spider on your shoulder.