Diathorn
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Joined 01-01-03, id: 318854
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Mega Man, Final Fantasy I-VI, Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, and .hack/SIGN.
Name: Diathorn Mardoom
Age: 20
Favorite Anime Genre: Comedy, Action, Light romance.
Job: Bum/Author
Favorite Weapon: Scythe

Name: Casamaw (Cas) Nakam
Age: ???
Favorite Anime Genre: Just short of everything.
Job: Pain-in-the-Ass.
Favorite Weapon: Anything with a sharp pointy end. And laxatives.

Hello everyone! Diathorn here. I hope everyone enjoys my fics as much as I have writing them! If you can, please review. I feed off the good vibs I get from them. I write with occasional help from Cas and some of my friends.
Due to reasons beyond my control, my Worldgate account is being terminated. I now have to run things through Cas' Aol account (which I do anyway) from now on.
Cas has got a Yahoo Groups account. He's letting post some of my stuff on it, as soon as he figures it out anyway. It's called "Final Fantasy Fanfiction" for those with an Yahoo account.

Here's the combined wisdom on life of myself, Cas, and some guy I know, plus a few billion I.Q. points to even things out.

1 opinion in 7 billion is still 1 in 7 billion.
"It's all four corners of a bad map."
Surprise is 4/5 luck, 1/8 skill, 7/10 circumstance and a good pair of shoes.
"You wanted the antidote? I thought you wanted a second dose."
Friends don't let friends cosplay drunk.
Insanity, helping people cope with reality for 50 years. From the makers of such fine products as Laxative soda, Pork ice cream and the huge spider on your shoulder.

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Seto Got Run Over By A Reindeer by tefla reviews
A parody of the song, 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' Reuploaded for Christmas 2003
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Untouchable by Kaiki-Ayamaru reviews
Yuffentine fluff. ^_^ Rated PG-13 for future chapters. First chpt is short, slight Lucrecia-bashing in the second chpt, gory in the third. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
There only children by Isilwen of Lorien reviews
The FF7 group minus a few, take charge of an after school club. How bad can it be?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
CUT! by Aeris Ultimate Wheer reviews
Appearently all the characters from FF7 arent very good actors...and now that Cloud wont ever stop trying to rhyme and wont ever stop talking in 3rd person! its a story about them going through their game as if it were a movie^_^flames will be laughed at!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002
Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10 by Mellinia reviews
Have you every noticed that some of the charcters from ff7 are kindof like some charcters from ff10...well I have so I wrote this fic...heh it's funny I made myself laugh.^_^R/R please!! CHAPTER 8 IS HERE!!-FINISHED-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 11/30/2002
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Log In reviews
A quick look into a normal log in for a "random" The World player. Just plain bizzare.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2004
Destiny Of An Angel reviews
The sequel to Conforming To The Penalty. It has been 17 years since the end of Conforming and now Seraph Valentine, daughter of Vincent and Yuffie, takes center stage. Seraph faces untold horrors and makes friends and enemies, and that's just at school.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003
But What Do I Say Now? reviews
Kagome comes back from a camping trip to find that Inuyasha has gotten himself into trouble. Seems Inuyasha took a trip to China...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
One Narrow Escape Later reviews
Read about the forgotten adventures of Frodo as he tries to escape from the Black Riders. Rated PG for humor, sillyness, and the word "trot."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2004
Final Fantasy Phone Messages reviews
The most Semi-original idea to ever be posted on Fanfiction.Net! Final Fantasy characters leave messages on their answering machines!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
A Final Fantasy Holiday Christmas Special reviews
The title says it all: A Final Fantasy Christmas Special. Hosted by Vincent Valentine and Kuja.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003
A Final Fantasy Thanksgiving reviews
A look into the holiday gatherings of various Final Fantasy character's thanksgiving dinners.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/27/2003
Conforming To The Penalty reviews
*Story Complete* Vincet and Yuffie go on a quest to find Cloud five years after Meteor. Vincent/Yuffie, Cloud/Aeris. *Warning* Artistic License is use.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Complete
The Worst Insane FF Fanfic Ever reviews
Cas has come up with another story. A look into Final Fantasy characters being drunk and hitting on each other. Read to find out what that means.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Not Enough Materia
A Yuffie songfic set to the tune of Eiffel 65's Too Much Of Heaven. I suck at summeries. Speling 2.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Published: 6/1/2003
Final Fantasy Battle reviews
This is Cas' first story so Review please. The Heroes and Heroines from Final Fantasy 7, 8, and 10 wind up in a battle collesium with Cas as the moderator for them fighting each other and worse. Lots of swearing and a few innuendos.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
Behind The Scenes of The X Series reviews
This is (as the title implies) a behind-the-scenes of the Megaman X series. Bizarre things happen when the X series is revealed to be on a film set. Some swearing, insinuations and, of course, insanity by the bucket load.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003