All you really need to know is that I'm sixteen (going on seventeen, but not really innocent as a rose), I am of the Scottish persuasion and I spent way too much of my time reading stories on this thing.

I used to dabble in Disney. I will hold my hands up in shame and admit to it. I think I started off about four or five years ago in 'Phil of the Future' territory, because I was one hell of a sadcase. Then move on a year or two and I hadn't improved. 'High School Musical'. Oh, the stupidity. Not to mention I made a brother and sister get it on in one of my stories about it...maybe I should've seen a social worker about that?...nah.

But I have moved on from Disney, yes I have indeed! Still not the most intellectual fandom in the world but who really gives a shit? It's EDWARD CULLEN. Yes, peeps and breast-carriers, it is The Twilight Saga. Like every other teenaged girl in the English speaking world, I have a shameless addiction to our fair series. Like, perhaps, half of that group, I read amateur stories about it on here. Like a probably much smaller percentage, I read copious amounts of smut. I will admit that freely.

Truth time: I am a truly ghastly updater. Primarily because I never do it. But to be fair, I haven't published any Twilight stories yet. But I have one up my sleeve...watch this space...