Please note that my Avatar stories are from about two years ago... I don't intend to write more crack like that, but I'm leaving them up for the memories. So just... ignore them. Haha.

Hello there. My name is Colleen. I enjoy lots of things.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

I choose... Marvel, I guess?!

1. Deadpool
2. Captain America
3. Bob [Agent of Hydra]
4. Spidey
5. Hulkling
6. Hank Pym/One of his freaking aliases, just not yellow jacket b/c the outfit is atrocious
7. Wiccan
8. Iron Man
9. Ms. Marvel
10. Luke Cage
11. Wasp
12. Thor

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Haha, yes. Conveniently, they are/were canon. But I very much like Hank and Jan together. Especially after seeing that... special panel.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

FUCK YEAH PETER PARKER. Cuter nerds = HOT STUFF. Especially when he unmasks in Civil War. Mmmmm.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What. What. Mpreg. Do not want.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No. I generally dislike her. Why is she even on the list.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. God no. Hank is a man of science. Cap is a man of... he's just too good for Hank, haha. Hank is slightly a douche.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. Oh god. Both of those possibilities are just scaring me. Let's just leave Wiccan/Hulkling alone.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd probably be scared for life. Even if he is gay, Thor and Cap having sex would probably be a mind scarring event.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

THE GOLDEN SNAKE: Luke Cage attempts to take down a small division of Hydra... but in the midst is brainwashed to forget his wife and baby and uh... falls in love with the least loyal Hydra agent... Bob.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Deadpool/Iron Man.

Yeah I'll get back to you on that one.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

"I shall compassionith thee."

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I would hope not...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No. But oh god, the fan art I have seen. [

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No. Just no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Oh... well I'm sure I can find a song about Jack Daniels around here somewhere...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hank gets horribly drunk and mistakenly befriends Deadpool. They also meet Thor who deems their little group a 'wolf-pack'.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never...

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

(Is going to use human names)

Deadpool and Wiccan are in a happy relationship [WHAT?] until Ms. Marvel runs off with Spiderman [WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE, PETER?]. Deadpool, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wasp and a brief unhappy affair with Hank Pym, then follows the wise advice of Hulkling and finds true love with Bob [Haha, ending is slightly perfect and makes a wittle bit of sense].

What title would you give this fic?

Deadpool: The Douchebag of the Year

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Very uncomfortable.