Name: Michael
Gender: Female
Age: 13
Favorite movie: The Nightmare Before Chrismas
Favorite Cartoon: Invader Zim
Favorite songs (for now): Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage, Black Hole Sun by Sound Garden, Swing, Swing by The All-American Rejects, Movies by Alien Ant Farm, and all the songs on Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory album.
Other stuff I like: Hot Topic, JtHM, Squee, I Feel Sick, Sour Skittles, Reeses, writing and reading fan fiction, writing and reading regular fiction, and hanging out with my friends: Jessica, Lacey, Sarah, Anamarie, and Silvia.

Jessica's pen name is Heh Choke On This Puppy. She writes IZ stuff, so GO READ IT.

You're probably wondering why I have'nt posted anything yet. Well, I have. Before I got my computer Heh Choke On This Puppy posted my fic under her pen name. It's called "Samantha's Promblem" and it really SUCKS!!! One day I will get off my lazy ass, and post oone of my fics. Sadly, today (2-1-03) is not that glorious day. Instead, you may read the quotes below.

"Oh God! These hands won't come off my wrists!"- Happy Noodle Boy

"Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats, This be pick-up or deliver?"-Devi

"I HUNGER FOR ASSMEATS, BITCH!!!"- Tenna

"I'S GONNA EAT YOU BOY!!!"- Squee's granpa

"The next time I see you, bot, you'll be a lot smaller and coming out my other end!"-Squee's granpa

"Sir? There seems to be a promblem with this ice sucky machine. Please make my pain end."-JV

"QUITE THAT NOISE HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!!"-Me

"Maybe if I wasn't so stupid, I'd be smart."-Me

"Maybe if I wasn't so bad at this, I could be good, really good."-Me

"YOU ARE COVERED IN LIES HUMAN-DIB!!!!"
"but...I didn't...say anything."
"...CLEVER!!!"-Zim and Dib

"WHY-I-I-I MY PIGGI!?!?!? I LOVE-ED YOU PIGGI, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!!!"-Gir

"Does this look like heaven?"-Nny

"I'LL SHOW YOU WACKEEEEE!!!"-Nny

"I'm immortalizing the moment!"-Nny

I'll post better Nny qoutes some other time. My head hurts.