Hey all. kitty-ness here, but you can call me whatever, nicknames are my specialty. I'm just going to give you some info about me and stuff...

About Me

Name: NOYB (none of ur business)

Gender: does it matter?

Birthday: eh

Ethnicity: multi-racial

Religion: i don't really care

Location: Somewhere

Height: can't remember

Weight: idk

Hair/Eye color: mixed colors

Siblings: NOYB again

Top 3…

Colors: dark colors

Food: something edible with a good flavor

Beverages: something that won't kill me

Animals: anything ready to kill really

Things To Do In My Spare Time: stuff

Movies: idk i have too many

Books: anything i can get into

Anime: ...lots

Manga: lots again

Fullmetal Alchemist Characters: Ed, Roy, Scar

Fullmetal Alchemist Pairings: ScarXLust, RoyXRiza, AlXNoa (from the movie)

Extra Fullmetal Alchemist Pairings: edXroy, scarXoc, edXal

Fruits Basket Characters: Kyo Haru, Rin

Fruits Basket Pairings: KyoXTohru, YukiXMachi, HaruXRin

Extra Fruits Basket Pairings: KyoXyuki, yukiXharu haruXkyo (or all three together)

Naruto Characters: almost everybody...yea pretty much everybody

Naruto Straight Pairings: nejiXhinata, temariXshikamaru, jiraiyaXtsunade

(if haku is a girl, tho i KNOW he is, then i would say hakuXzabuza)

Naruto Yaoi Pairings: sasukeXnaruto, kibaXshino, gaaraXneji

Extra Naruto Pairings: kakashiXoc, deidaraXoc, gaaraXoc

(and no, not all OCs would be me. that's selfish. xD lol.)

The things above weren't all in order, just things that came to mind first.

I find these to be hilarious. If you've found more, Please tell me.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished Mimi would fall off the railing while singing Out Tonight,copy this into your profile.

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

If you think Mark is Jesus, or pretty damn close to him,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't know what "trisexuals" were before seeing RENT and you still don't know now, yet all you want to do is be one, copy this into your profile.

If you continuously watch the end of "Hey Jude" just to see Max and Jude hug each other, copy this into your profile.

If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile.

If you're all for world peace, but you really want Paco to stop bothering Jude, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's amazing that Jude can beat up people while singing, copy this into your profile.

If you've hoped that college is as much fun as "With A Little Help From My Friends" says it is, copy this into your profile.

If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.

If you feel guilty that you like some of the songs done by the Across the Universe cast better than the original Beatles, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been or tempted to get high while seeing Across the Universe, copy this into your profile.

If you cringe everytime the Uncle Sam pops out of the poster during "I Want You (She's So Heavy)," copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could attack Max with kisses and cookies while he's in the hospital, copy this into your profile.

If you think Max really needs somebody to love, copy this into your profile.

If you think, no matter how sick it would be, that Max and Lucy would make a pretty hot couple, copy this into your profile.

Random-ness!

MOST IMPORTANT: There is only 1 person in my life so don't try to be that person.

SECOND MOST IMPORTANT: I'm a crazy, sick bitch. Or a sick, crazy bitch. However you want to say it, anything going on in my head isn't for anyone 15 and under, or anyone of a weak heart. I'm not liable for any mental scarring, cuz I warned you. If your16 tho, I don't care what you read.

if you confess your undying internet love for me, i will slap you. find you, and slap you.

I only care for a certain type of people, so don't get too attached.

I have horrible grades when I do amazing/smart things (supposedly).

I can't EVER be the person to just delete a message. You have to do it.

I'm obsessed with even numbers and doing things with my right side.

i'm straight, but I love yaoi, yuri, hetero, both(?), everything. If you have a big issue with it, we won't get along.

Like I said, I have a sick mind. Meaning also, that I don't care as much as most people do when it comes to secrets and stuff.

I like to read the comic section of the newspaper.

I can be very moody or bipolar at random times so if I'm being mean, sorry.

I have so many problems w/ babbling and stuff so forgive me.

...in fact, I just have problems. But everybody does, it's just a matter of how you solve them

IMPORTANT!!

:new: I've decided that I'm going to start writing a chapter a day during the weekdays. Ex: I'd write a chapter of a Harry Potter story, and the next day I'd write a chapter of my FMA story. Just a chapter a day, so it won't take me as long to write up my damn stories. Then, on the weekends, I'll try typing them so and get them on FF.net. Hope this works out for everybody who's been waiting for my stories (I feel REALLY bad for not updating in like...a year? lol)

got questions or requests or suggestions for my stories, message me, i like that.

that is a way for me not to be moody i guess

STORIES!!

Bruised: Yea...I lost the notebook I was writing the story in, so it might take me a while to find it. My room's a mess...so yea.

Reflecting Flashbacks: Still stuck on what to write next. I'm needing some ideas really. I might put it up for adoption though, so if you're curious, PM me.