Cerritahide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Updated: December 31, 2006; 3:26 am.My best writing styles: My worst writing styles: If someone wants to write up a challange for me, I'd love to try. Fiction Stats: Lost Matrix, the All stories marked 'on hiatus' will stay on hiatus indefinately, until I'm hit with some sudden inspiration, but I won't take them down because I'm somewhat pleased with the progress I've made thus far. |
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Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Devil With A Blue Dress by Amp reviews
A mysterious woman in blue recruits the original nine classes
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010
Mountain Town by alittlefrou reviews
A virus has killed off most children in South Park. Five years later Kyle suddenly wakes up, but South Park isn't the same as it used to be.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Military Intelligence by RadarRun reviews
The Battle of the Sexes, shotguns and ten-dollar petunias, now in one handy-dandy package!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Soldier, Pyro - Complete
Lessons Across Timelines by Lessa Soong reviews
Data is whisked away from his own life and pulled into another time and place, but how did he get here? And can he get back home? And does he want to? NOW COMPLETE!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,617 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Data, Q, OC - Complete
The Long Drive Home by Olethros reviews
A Portkey blunder leaves Severus and Hermione stranded in America, doomed to a cross-country road trip with only each other for company. They’re obviously perfect for each other, but can they refrain from killing each other first? AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Cuddle for a Dalek by Reichenbach reviews
Crackfic for a timeandchips challenge. A dalek seeks something forbidden.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Redemption of George Hammond by selmak reviews
SG1 is transported into a nightmarish future where System Lord SelmakJake and his First Prime George Hammond are leading what remains of the Tau'Ri and Jaffa resistance in a war against the Goauld. Non-Con
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Gen. Hammond, S. Carter
Just This Once by Dubrowjk reviews
Molly Holly decides that she wants to know what the big fuss about sex is all about. Discontinued.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 3/29/2004
Stargate SG1 by Anaika Skywalker reviews
An alternate look at the episodes of Stargate SG1, starting at the end of the Movie and then on to 'Children of the Gods'. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 383,562 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Secrets, Sergeants, & Sociograms by blvdgirl reviews
Sergeants Harriman and Siler always seem to know what's going on at the SGC, and they intend to let one brand new general in on their secrets.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Tale of Maggascotchi by Greene Apples reviews
The night of Will's and Elizabeth's wedding, everything goes wrong and chaos ensues. Deep dark secrets, Norrington's daydreams, and the Governor's love for pink wigs are revealed. Random but with a rather interesting plot. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Night Before Christmas with the Borg by The Black Sorcerer reviews
A nice poem a version of A Night Before Christmas with the Borg
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2006 - J. Picard - Complete
Between Two Hearts by SilentThunder086 reviews
She was Thomas' Andrews fiery niece. He was Titanic's fifth officer. The Ship of Dreams brought them together, but are they strong enough to survive the inevitable? [FINAL CHAPTER ADDED...edit 8905 read inside! : ]
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004
Deep Freeze by The Rushing Wind reviews
AU. The Hammer never found the Logos, thus Neo never made it to 01. Niobe fails to make it to the Oracle, and now the crew of the Logos is trapped in the Tunnels of the Real. What can the three last survivors of Zion even hope to accomplish? [Status: Abandoned.]
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Niobe, Ghost
Secrets of the Island of the Lost by evil-kinevil reviews
Jack and companions have been on the island for five years now. They have discovered many of the island's secrets, but they are still the outsiders. Many of the survivors have disappeared or died over time, but they have found another village, where oth
Lost - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Jack, Kate
Wrestle Trek: The Series by Elektra1 reviews
Join Captain Vince McMahon and his crew aboard the WWF Titanprize.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 97 - Words: 505,972 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/20/2001 - Complete
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
Get Up by The Smiling Shadow reviews
The Oracle has a choice. To save the former Virus or not? He could do something great in the future, or something horrible. She chooses to save him. And Smith awakes to Sati wishes him a good morning. He is alive, but does not fight.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Smith, A., Oracle
Equilibrium by Ryven reviews
After the equation is balanced, there is equilibrium..... post-Revs AU. Chapter 7 and 8 reloaded. 9 soon.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,514 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Neo
Back to Brittanic by Dancing Stormtrooper reviews
[looks at the number of reviews] It's not that bad is it?
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004
Understanding by Drucilla reviews
If you stare persistently into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back into you.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 116,023 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Smith, A.
The We're Screwed Chronicles by Lady Kat reviews
Sirrus and Achenar go on a mission to...Riven? What is going on here? (post-Myst)
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003
Renegade by WorldsApartRPG reviews
After the events of Revolutions Morpheus and Niobe have a talk and things get out of hand.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Morpheus, Niobe
A Novel Idea by AstroProf reviews
When Archer starts to write a novel, soon the whole crew are at it.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004
The Matrix Recalibrated by Rohan2 reviews
Set 100 years into the uncertain future following REVOLUTIONS. The Matrix has reloaded and with this new version comes a new One and her trials will be greater than any before her. (FORMALLY "VERSION 7")
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003
Seven's Blake by Ben Hartshorn reviews
300 Gags! - 7 meets her soul mate. Why has George Costanza's Cleverer brother suddenly materialised? And why does 7 wear eyeshadow? Blake is insistent the crew are 'bound to have things'. Why are people giving 7 and the doc odd looks? IGNORE PAGE 1 BIZ
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Seven of Nine, Doctor
The Seven of Nine Show! by Elly And The Gundam Wing Fan reviews
The starship Voyager has an immensely weird couple of days. Probably not what you're thinking so give this fic a try!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2003
Lost in the Myst by The Golden Ostrich reviews
Three people are transported onto Myst island and must first discover the secrets of this astounding world before they are permitted to journey back to their own land. There's enough detail that'll you understand if you've never played Myst. Please R&R!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Captain's Woman by Lessa Soong reviews
Data is finally a captain, but is having trouble getting his "Captain's feet" Complete Updated for typos and the lot 3-6-16. I know...finally!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Data - Complete
Star Trek's Lost Episode by Scotty CF reviews
The crew discover that there is something much more dangerous than even the Borg. Kinda silly, but here it is…
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
Pitch Black by Morte reviews
Chris Jericho is stranded on a deserted world with a rag-tag band of people. Three suns keep the world in permanent day-light. But when an eclipse turns the world black, the horror and dying starts. (Occasional Strong Language)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
Kirk's Week by Ael L. Bolt reviews
A song parody of One Week by BNL, as sung by Kirk to McCoy after a particularly normal week on the Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2002 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Match Game DS9 by Jamie August reviews
Quark. Dukat. Drunken Damar. Federation baddies. Stupid game shows. Spontaneously combusting Weyoun clones! Raging insults! And a partridge in a pear tree.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2001
Friendship, Courage, and Coffee by Serris reviews
A tale of friendship, courage, and coffee from the view of 5th Officer Harold Lowe...
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2001 - Published: 4/15/2000
The Age of Purebloods reviews
A slightly dark, heavily AU take on the Marriage Law challange. Voldemort was victorious, but what is the fallout? Can Anyone hope for rebellion when the Order of the Phoenix is divided and sold as slave labor? Eventual SSHG. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.