Sections of this profile:
1) Introduction - Introduction to LilyTheAnnoyance. She apologizes for speaking in the third person.
2) New Story Sneak Peeks - Go here to get the scoop on upcoming stories! Oh God...did I just say "get the scoop"? D:
3) I am: - Random things about Lily and her view on things. Not to be taken too seriously.
4) Fic Peeves - A little something I created that you can use too. Write down your fan fiction pet peeves and put it on your profile as a warning to badfic authors.
5) Lily's Picks - Authors that you should check out, blurbs included!
6) Stay Away! - Authors you should never, ever cross paths with.
7) Copy & Paste Thingies - The "if you blablabla, copy and paste this into your profile" thingies.
8) News - Go here to find out why an update is late — or why I have disappeared... (I recommend checking up often, because you never know when I'll pop in.)
9) The 27 Commandments of Fan Fiction - Something I decided to spontaneously add to my profile a while ago.
10) The Perfect Boyfriend - Please forgive me for reposting this. Please, I'm not that kind of person, believe me. But it was sweet so I did. So ha. Take that.

Psst...psst...scroll down to News. That's all I'm saying.

INTRODUCTION

Ooooookaaaayyy so I decided to rewrite half of my introduction today, not sure why...? I keep wanting to add little IMPORTANT MESSAGE!s at the top of my profile. So I'll put a message — whatever it may be — on top of this...whatever this is. So ummm...here. Am I making sense? I'm sorry, I'm tired and you can probably tell. READ ON.

So basically, I post stories occasionally. The REASON for this isn't busyness or laziness. I'm constantly writing fan fiction, I just don't post it right away. MY STEPS TO WRITE FAN FICTION:

Step One: Become aware of a new idea.
Step Two: Suddenly announce to the Internet that you will be writing this story and that you're really excited about it!
Step Three: Don't actually start writing it for another month.
Step Four: *BURST OF INSPIRATION* -- write five chapters!
Step Five: Encounter writer's block.
Step Six: Use said writer's block as an excuse for not posting. Milk the excuse for the next six weeks.
Step Seven: Write one chapter. Become exhausted from doing this, but congratulate yourself. You deserve a break now, right?
Step Eight: Spend all day watching YouTube videos and eating cereal.
Step Nine: When the creeping guilt gets to be too much, write a couple more chapters. Your keyboard is covered in tears, and so are your characters.
Step Ten: When your chapters don't get any reviews, throw a fit. Consider abandoning FanFiction entirely.
Step Eleven: I just don't feel like finishing this list...I've got writer's block. Maybe I'll finish it later.

Some people say they're perfectionists. Then I read what they've written, and I'm like, "YOU ARE NOT A PERFECTIONIST. You would have burst into tears by now if you were a perfectionist, with a profile like that."

I love messages and seriously would probably not mind any form of message. Even the random and pointless ones just talking about stuff. If you want to complain about your life, message me and I'll listen. I just really like messages...is that weird?

I do not currently intend on writing any kind of lemon, including grapefruit and self-lemon. Capiche?

My favourite word is floccinaucinihilipilification. If you know why, then congratulations, you are awesome.

Word of the Month (July):
DEFENESTRATION - verb. The act of throwing something or someone out of a window. The soldiers stormed the castle and defenestrated the king.

NEW STORY SNEAK PEEKS

It's Sexy Time! - LilyTheAnnoyance
Craig Ferguson. Lemon? Lol. Just read it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated M - Fantasy/Humor

Gimme That - LilyTheAnnoyance
A fun little story about Toby Turner. Or Tobuscus. Whatever you may know him as. :P Not necessarily a love story. There is a massive Toby fan named Lauren. The recipe: Excessive amounts of fangirl, two cups of obsession and just a dash of stalker.
Web shows - Rated T - Fantasy/Humor

Uninterrupted - LilyTheAnnoyance
I was originally just going to write Breaking Dawn without Renesmee (PLOT HOLE!), but now I've decided to just write my own Breaking Dawn. This is much more respectable than Stephenie's, as far as storyline goes. But that is NOT a difficult feat to accomplish. [NOTE: This will not be completed for probably several months. I just thought you'd be interested in knowing I was doing something worthwhile.]
Twilight - Rated T - Romance/Angst

I AM:

a pessimist (who at times can swing into Full-Blown Obnoxious Optimist mode).
a vegetarian (not to be confused with vegan!).
a conservative (not a member of the Republican Party, but definitely not a member of the Democratic Party).
a vehement supporter of the Armed Clan, an X-Box 360 Live clan.
not passionate about the subject of gay marriage.
an animal-lover.
very, VERY competitive. If you say you can run fast, I'll probably take off in a sprint and challenge you to do the same. (Disregarding the fact that I travel at the speed of smell.)
a perfectionist. A real one. I hate the posers.
the number one fan of British alternative rock band Muse.
slightly obsessed with Matt Bellamy, who is the lead vocalist, guitarist and pianist of said band. (Calyn: Really, Lily? Slightly?! Lily: Shut up! They don't need to know that I stalk him!)
more than a music lover, I think I'm stalking my iPod.
aware that most young women claim that they're random and nerdy, perhaps to come off as cute and/or charming, but I am an actual random nerd. Seeing as how I love literature, physics and watch Doctor Who. Trust me when I say I'm not your average 'random nerdy fangirl'.
a natural blonde. (FUN FACT TIME!!! Did you know that 'blonde' not only means light hair, but also fair skin and light eyes?)
an aspiring famous astrophysicist, hoping to work with my brother, the aerospace engineer.
a participating member of Mensa.
qualified for Intertel. Not to be confused with Inter-Tel, the telephone system.
not on Facebook.
a hardcore Craig Ferguson fan.
not suffering from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
a part-time troll. Not on this account. Mwahaha. If you think you've guessed my troll acc, message me! :D (It's just for laughs, I'm not messaging anyone with it. I simply write horrible stories to see if anyone will flame them or maybe guess I'm just trolling. Wow, it sounds stupid and pointless when I say it like that.)
an anglophile.

FAN FICTION PET PEEVES (Fic Peeves)

You know those horrible things in a fic that just make you CRINGE and want to smack the author? Well, here is a place you can write them down, on your profile, to warn people. Warn them that if they do these things your brain might explode.
Feel free to copy any of these that I've written. LilyTheAnnoyance, creator

1. The word everyday. Don't get me wrong, it IS a word. An everyday experience, or everyday clothes. But you DON'T put the words "every" and "day" together every time they happen to be next to each other. "It happens to me everyday" IS WRONG AND IT ENRAGES ME.
2. "Everytime" and "everynight" aren't even WORDS, but now they're increasing in popularity due to "everyday." Usually, you can see these on Taylor Swift videos, in the comments. Seriously. Go check.
3. Ending a word with 's to make it plural. E.x., celebrity's, video's and note's as opposed to celebrities, videos and notes.
4. RUN-ON SENTENCES. "I looked at Peter who was looking at me it was time to tell him everything I sighed before speaking." Dude, at least have the courtesy to put commas in there for us. It hurt my brain.
5. Confusing and interchanging "your" with "you're". Some people even mix a third one in there: the ancient Babylonian city of Ur.
6. No dashes in someone's age. Grr, ten year old does not work. It must be ten-year-old!
7. Mixing up "there," "their" and "they're." I hate that one!
8. No punctuation spacing.I hate it when people,you know,don't pay attention to the space bar after typing punctuation.You know what I mean.
9. When one types an apostrophe everywhere a quotation mark should go. E.g., 'Who are you?' I asked him slowly. (random example)
10. Oh, that's another huge one. When a chapter is completely italicized, bolded and/or underlined. Or an entire profile...*shudders*

11. Inserting oneself into a fan fiction and falling in love with the main character.
11.25. When originally TOUGH characters say embarrassingly CHEESY THINGS.
11.5. When a...player...womanizer...whatever-you-want-to-call-it suddenly falls in love and respects one girl. Usually the girl is the self-insert.
11.75.When a fic ends with an uber-cheesy proposal. I HATE THAT. SERIOUSLY. Especially when it's the 'womanizer' that proposes. [These all usually happen in the same fic. Sadly.]

12. Author's notes in the middle of a chapter. It doesn't matter if you use parentheses or brackets. They're ANNOYING.
13. Usage of emoticons in the middle of a fan fiction. Typically, these are implied as the author's doings and emotions, and not the character's. Those count as author's notes, and are both irritating and distracting. The only exception is if a character is actually texting or IMing, in which case emoticons are acceptable.
14. When the title of a fic isn't capitalized properly. Like, my story is This is All Too Familiar. It would irritate me if it was named This is all too familiar, or This Is All Too Familiar. PLEASE, PEOPLE, LEARN THE DIFFERENCES! Being young is no excuse!
15. Never using apostrophes when typing abbreviated words. Why dont you type them, people? Isnt it necessary?! Theyre not ACTUALLY WORDS unless you do!
16. The mother of all badfic: using txt tlk. When characters ARE NOT TEXTING.

Hmm...have I covered it all?
Find out next time on FIC PEEVES when I add more things that piss me off.

ADVERTISEMENTS (Lily's Picks)
These picks are not in order.

Calyn
My bestest friend foreverest, Calyn.
Now go read her stories. Now would be great...or now. She writes for the Chronicles of Narnia, Coraline and the Bible. Her writing in itself is extraordinary, each word flowing as easily as...something that flows well. She is not only fluent in her writing, but is also respective to canon, trying her best to keep everyone in character and play down the Mary Sue traits. And although some of her stories are merely randomly gathered snippets for the entertainment of her readers, the properly composed ones are guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat, biting your nails.

Antaprate
Antaprate is an intriguing and inspiring individual. She selects bad fan fiction, "slays" it, and posts the missions. It's rather difficult to explain (READ AS: I can't be bothered to explain), so I would recommend just visiting her profile and reading her stories for yourself. Don't bother complaining to her in your reviews (e.g. "UR LIEK SOOO MEEN FER DOING DIS U R A TERRIBEL PERSSON!!11!1"), because Anta and I will rain down firey hell all over you.

EllTeeEm
There is no single blurb that can describe my Sister of Fiction, EllTeeEm. This wonderful author writes for the Twilight Saga, inspiring my mind daily with new and original ideas; I can truthfully say that her successful story, Leading Lady, is my motivation to drag my lazy butt out of bed every Monday morning, for that is the day that she updates.
I had a prejudice with stories in which Edward is human, but Ell destroyed that prejudice. I normally prefer good ol' 1918 Edward to any modern, Converse-wearing, has-stubble, says-the-F-word-a-lot Edward, but I can honestly say that I now have an open mind to any new Edwards, along with any Alternate Universe/All Human fictions.
Can she change your mind?

Echlophim
Lophy is my close, personal friend, and though she hasn't posted anything quite yet, she has graciously allowed me to view snippets of her in-progress story, Dark Night. Lophy writes exclusively for Supernatural.
Echlophim is an amazing phenomenon -- out of the brightness of her mind comes the illuminated darkness of her stories, for no matter how much pain her characters have to endure, she infuses the tales with light and hope.
But may you be warned: Echlophim is not nice to her characters.

(Sound familiar? :D)

STAY AWAY!
These picks are in order. These authors have little to no writing talent, make English fails every other word, and are extremely rude in private messages and reviews. Just being honest (and warning innocent authors not to cross paths with such aggressive simpletons).
I'm not even going to put profile links.

roserose12345 {No one will EVER surpass roserose12345 in stupidity, as far as FanFiction is concerned. Thanks for inspiring this list, Rose.}
suspian4EVR-3348 {Wow. Just wow. I dare you to go look at this one's profile.}
iluvhorses1997

COPY & PASTE THINGIES
Ones that are made up by myself are bolded. (Oh and please message me if you copy and paste. :D not to ask permission, it just makes me happy to see that I've been quoted! :D)

If you've ever bumped into a wall and apologized to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you despise California for claiming to be the Dairy State, copy and paste this into your profile. Rawr.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with someone (real or not) that you pretend they're with you wherever you go just to make life more interesting, copy and paste this into your profile. Please. I want to know it isn't just me.

93% of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

COPY AND PASTE IF YOUR FF SEARCH FEATURE IS DOWN AND YOU ARE REALLY PISSED!!! BAAAAH!

If you have ever accidentally poked yourself in the eye with a chopstick, y'know, because you fail at chopsticks, copy and paste this into your profile.

„ºø„„øº„øº
ºø„Paramore!„øº copy and paste
„øº ROCK ON! ºø„ if you think Paramore
„øº„øººø„ºø„ is amazing

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into tears because you are stuck in a tree and think you're going to fall down and die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE messages and don't mind at all when someone messages you a thousand times per day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are currently living on cereal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
It's been a while. To be honest, I accidentally logged into this profile while trying to log into another one and figured I'd update it, haha. This profile is still alive, don't get me wrong; I still get alerts concerning PMs and reviews and the like. I just don't really upload anymore. And by that I mean I literally haven't touched these stories in like four years. I've changed more than I can describe, and this profile (and the stories attached to it) are horrible, but I'll leave it untouched for the sake of preserving a time capsule of sorts.
I've graduated high school, and I'm now majoring in Education and International Studies to teach languages abroad (specifically in developing nations). I do not plan on updating anything on this profile for the forseeable future. In the meantime, if you're interested, I believe I've supplied a link in my previous "entry" to my main profile.

Friday, January 27th, 2012
Dun dun DUUUUUN!!! I have returned!
Actually, I just popped in to say hello. And bask in my retarded old stories. Every once in a while, I feel like coming back and wallowing in my past atrocities...
So how've you been? Never mind, I don't care at all. Just kidding. No but seriously...how are you. *facepalm* I'm MUCH funnier in my head, TRUST me.
Since you love me so very very very much, I'll make you my confidant. Here's the link to my super-duper-über-secret profile that I actually use every day.

Monday, June 27th, 2011
Greetings, fellow humans. Fear not, for I have survive the Great Computer Crash of 2011.

Sunday, May 29th, 2011
Hi. I haven't posted any news in over a month, and everybody who keeps up with what I post is probably wondering where I've been (except those who I've been PMing with). So basically, I've been messaging with NewBornBaby and Cranberriez every day (and then fangirling all over their stories). I'm pleased to announce that I am almost done with another chapter of This is All Too Familiar (readers: *SQUEE!*). Lol, I doubt I have any readers. Those who don't have me on alert probably gave up on me...BUT HEY, it's not like I didn't warn you guys that I would only update occasionally. The chapter is pretty stupid, but I doubt all the fangirly readers will care that much...so yeah. There's some news for y'all.
I got glasses on Thursday as well, just in case you care. I'm still coming to terms with the fact that I am a glasses-wearing person.

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
You've probably noticed that I haven't updated in like...a while. I refer you to chapter 8, wherein lies an explanation as to why I haven't.
What also isn't fair is that I never posted anything in News about it. And I told you guys...well, you know. 'Go to News to find out why an update is late' blah blah blah.
ANYWAY, I'm starting YET ANOTHER fic. I should really get my priorities straight...but let's face it. That's never going to happen.
The new fic is about Toby Turner (also known as Tobuscus, and/or TobyGames). I'm gonna post a PROLOGUE to this that I've already written. Now, this does NOT mean that I'm going to post early like This is All Too Familiar. It's just like, umm, a trailer. A teaser. Hopefully you guys will like it and want more.
BUT BE FOREWARNED: If I don't get any reviews for the teaser...I will definitely be discouraged. *blackmails her readers*

Sunday, April 3rd, 2011
OH MY GOD. I need to show you this. THE 27 COMMANDMENTS OF FAN FICTION.
I'll paste it at the bottom of the page. READ IT.
Lily
PS: I've had people messaging me saying they've read my whole profile. WHY HAS NO ONE MESSAGED ME WITH THE CODE?! I wasn't kidding when I said that.
"Oh, she asked that a while ago, I don't want to bother her now."
NO. Message me with the code. :O I don't get that many messages :( and I love messages! :D

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011
Yes, I know TATF is late. I refer you to the chapter I've just posted, which is basically an extended author's note. Once I have a new chapter to post, I will delete it.
I'll be posting in a few days.
ALSO: I hear I'm not the only one having technical difficulties accessing my stories. HERE'S THE SECRET TO GETTING IN: When you get the error message, change "property" to "content" in the link bar! It worked wonderfully for me and now my update is posted. :D
Lily

Thursday, March 10th, 2011
I've decided that, just to prove to you guys that I'm actually making progress, I'll post the first chapter of This is All Too Familiar. But I'm not going to actually keep posting until I have a large chunk of pre-written chapters ready to post periodically. You should be glad because of that, because that means no late updates! :D Thank you for your patience. Have a cookie.
*runs off to post* Wish me luck, because I'm having little trouble with the publishing system...
[UPDATE FROM A FEW HOURS LATER] Hi again! I'm thinking about posting chapter two, because I'm just that greedy for feedback. A bunch of people favorited in the same twenty minutes that I posted that chapter -- IKR! And I'm giddy to post the second one anyway. I don't know if I can wait until I'm done.
SCREW IT I'm posting chapter two. xD

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
Hey all! Thanks for reading this far. And sorry I haven't updated my profile in a long time. And sorry I still haven't posted anything. I've been really busy with my novel -- I'm on fire! I've written four chapters. Today.
Anyway, I've added another person to my list of Stupid Users! Go check it :)
I should also mention that if I disappear for a while, it's probably due to the obnoxious virus on my computer. It hasn't infected my Yahoo mail, but it's hacked into my Network Solutions webmail, and is sending out male enhancement advertisements to all my contacts. Blegh, I know.
PS: I'm doubting that anyone has even come to my profile at all. If you are reading this, send me a message with the following code: "BRITNEY SPEARS LOVES PICKLES." Also tell me if you know where that code is from.

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011
Yay! I've started writing the story of Diasy. For sake of not being reported, I'll say it's fictional. What? It is. So you're officially not allowed to report me.
Pea Ell Zee (plz) vote in my poll. Liek, nao. Haz fun.

Monday, February 21st, 2011
*cries*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I HATE MY COMPUTER!
I WAS ON LEVEL TWENTY FLARKING THREE WHEN IT CRASHED!
*mixed emotions of sorrow, rage, relief and kill-myself*
I don't know why I'm telling you this...I don't know how this will affect fanfiction...

Sunday, February 20th, 2011
Update #1: I went to the doctor yesterday, and I don't have pneumonia. I have bronchitis. Oh, that's just so much better.
Apparently, though, roserose12345 has "NO pity for [me]." I should just "suck it up," because I'm a "wimp." Well, newsflash: if I sucked it up and didn't take my medication, I would die. She'd like that. :)
But really? No pity? But-but-but...PSHHHT. Like I care.
Update #2: I'm afraid my writing has lolled the past few days due to The World's Hardest Game. I'm on Level 21 and I can't stop. If I close out now...I may never get to this level again. I was stuck on level 8 for years...shut up. I WILL NOT CLOSE OUT UNTIL I GET TO LEVEL 30 AND TAKE A SCREENSHOT! (Which means that I have to live without YouTube, because this game has unmutable annoying arcade music.) I just pray to God that my Explorer doesn't crash like it likes to.

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
Aye! I have pneumonia! So bad, in fact, that I've had it for a week and was unable to find the strength to reach the computer. If only I had a laptop...*longing sigh*
So bad that whenever I stood up, I would pass out. So bad that I was (and still am a li'l) coughing up blood. I needed someone to carry me to the bathroom (don't worry, they didn't come in with me =P). Oh my gosh, too much information? Sorries.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letters "OK" are an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the characters' names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside." This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or "what a boyfriend should do”