My name is Lorie and I'm new to the site.

Likes: Dinosaurs, Rainbows, Stars and Moons, Daisies, Tattoos, birdies, and sunflower seeds.

I am a martial artist of four years as well. I also like to keep profiles about myself brief.

--About my parodies--

I'm new, but I also recieve a lot of negative feedback which consists of a lot of flaming. Parodies are meant to be laughed at and I'm not going to take offense over your negative comments because I know you're all butthurt because you're self esteem is so low that you read things like Twilight in your bedrooms and fap to Edward's vampyre penis. My philosophy is, if you think that Twilight is such a good novel, then I'm not taking your reviews seriously. Personally I laugh at all of think and think of them as big silly jokes. I ignore a lot of them and if you have no backbone to even sign your name, then I piss on your review and you can suck my female schlong. Kay? I love you all~ Lorie.

Thanks you Giant V_China for all your love and inspiration. :