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 hEllO thERE PEOPlES Of OUR PlANEt EARTH!! SOOOOOO!! i dONt REAllY kNOW WhAt tO WRitE AbOUt SOi'll jUSt dO WhAt YAll dO!! 0oooo0oooo0oooo0oooo0oooo0ooooo0 NAME: hmmmm..i forgot..jkidding!! mah names Elizabeth II..nahhh you guys can call me jASMINE!! pronounced JAZ-MiN AGE-: somewhere between 1 AND 1,ooo,ooo...or something like dat.. MUSIC-_-: PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING!! i listen to any song that sounds good...but to be more specific!!im in love with ROCk,hiP hOP,AND AltERNAtiVE!! TV SHOWS:): dudeee!! im in love with the food net workk!! its all food who doesnt love dat!! 'BOUT MEE xD: okey dokey!! well im a girl last i checked!! im a proud PINAY.2 those who have no idea what that means! its a girl filipino..well im dorky!! people call me strange,funny,nice--ish,the kinda person that laughs so hard with there buds she falls off her chair in class landing on the floor hehehe goood times good times..wellll...if yoou all wna know i have long dark hair hoping for the day my mommy promised for me to get a haircut!! my eyes are dark and scary evil--ish looking! i look like a regular filipino!! hehehe!! well im done with this and all! i guess thats all i have to talk about!! hehehe so any questions for mee?? dont worry i dont bite!! i only slap..not that hard.. FAV...COLOR?: i wubb the colors YEllOW and blACk!! FAV..UM..MOVIE!!: lets see..sooo many movies..ummm i love this old movie..called 'Now And Then' you should watch it.. FAV BOOK!: PERCY JACKSON SERIES!! WELL MAH SIS TOLD ME TO DO THIS..APPEARENCE: well i wear skinny jeans and shirts frm places like: Wet seal..Love Culture..Forever 21...and all that shitt.. HOBBIES: UMMMM!! so im in all those artsy stuff..im in Chior for school,haha if i stay in Chior long enough i can go 2 Disneyland!!and i WAS and STILL in my schools musical! there hella funn!! and finally im into drawing!! Whats the last book you read? The Last Olympian by the very famous and awesome Rick Riordan What's on your T.V right now? ummm..mahh baby cuzz is watching Sonny With A Chance Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? MAH BIG SISSY!! she was all "your so annoying sometimes" and im all "well then good!! my job is now complete!!" Where are you? WHAT A STALKERY QUESTION!! wellll im in my house,in a room,on a roll-yy chair,typein on a desk..this place is known as my big sis's room.. What was the last thing you ate? PIZZA AND FROZEN YOGURT!! yummmsss What's your personality like? Weird,Funny,Sarcastic,Demanding,Clumsy What was the last thing you thought? the last thing i thought about was what was the last thing i thought about. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? buy clothes!!..and save the rest for college Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My Phone..hehehe its a Slidey fone!! What's it like being you? WELLL!! its...good...i guess... How tall are you? to talll...TT.TT iM likE A WAlkiNG SkYSCRAPER!! What book are you currently reading? nothing.. since i finished the Percy Jackson series im exploring fah a new book! What music are you listening to? 21 Guns by Greenday - What was the last thing you cooked? ...does cereal count?? What color are the walls of the room you are in? WhitE ANDD YEllOW!! Do you know who the governor of your state is? ...no... Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard - What is the weather like? well its dark..i guess its cold outside... What's your favourite article of clothing? My t-shirts!! especially this shirt that i bought from Wet Seal!! its a black V neck with the Rolling Stones icon thingy on it ;D Who is the most special person to you? My Family and Buddies!! Scariest moment of your life? when i was home alone with mah sis and we thought sumone was trying tah break inside.. What made you smile today? i watched a funny vid. on youtube..hehehe and wen i stubbed my sister's toe with my chair..hahaha what are you eating/drinking right now? gum!!..is that ok? Have you ever been in a fight? yuppp Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Margaret Ann..HELLA SICKK!! Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Justin..AGAIN!! HELLA SICKK!! 0oooo0oooo0oooo0ooo0ooo0ooo0ooo0oooo0ooooo0 IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. WAYS tO ANNOY PEOPlE At thE MOViES: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end! RANdOM StUff!!: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes. When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT backwords is TEAM... EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Nico 2. Connor Stoll 3. Percy 4. Grover 5. Hades 6. Apollo 7. Beckendorf 8. Thalia 9. Annabeth 10. Chiron 11. Juniper 12. Travis Stoll 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? YUCKY!! eww! I have a freaking picture of them together in my head and it won't get out!! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? umm noooo..i don't think Grover's..my type.. -_-" 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? wooooow..thats disturbing.. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? yupp! a bunch to be exact!! :D 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? HELL NO!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? I don't really like both. But i guess 5/9..at least shes..human 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? OMGOD!! bromance RIGHT there!! it would be Pretty awkward for poor Beckendorf. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. ..sorry can't think of any..not in my creative mood at the moment.. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? yahhh.. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. hmmm Travis got in a fight with Connor needs help and he calls for Beckendorf..Help Won't Hurt..UGH!! im sorry not in creative mood!! 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? what's het?? if it means hot, than yes. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nopee. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? again Nopee. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? She's A Rebel by Greenday..Sorry. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Extreme Randomness? 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? People Are Stalkers!! NO I HAVE NOT!! 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Nico and Beckendorf are in a happy relationship until Annabeth runs off with Beckendorf. Nico, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Juniper and a brief unhappy affair with Apollo, then follows the wise advice of Hades and finds true love with him.. CREEPY MUCH!! What title would you give this fic? Full On Crack!! 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? Laugh and watch them destroy each other! xD 0o0o0o0o0o0o (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dude ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the crap out Last beverage → My lil Sis's Kool-Aid Last phone call → My Auntie Last song you listened to → Aj Rafael & Gabe Bondoc. They are unknown Artists but they have soooo much talent. Check them out on Youtube!! Last time you cried→ Some Time Ago.. Last text message → A few Minutes Ago.. im txting my Friend HAVE YOU EVER: Been cheated on → No Kissed someone & regretted it → Yes Lost someone special→ Yes LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS: IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU: Fallen out of love → Yes Laughed until you cried → Yes Met someone who changed your life →Yes Found out who your true friends were → YES! nd they ROCK! RANDOM: How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → wait...WHAT?! How many kids do you want to have → two or three. Do you have any pets → used to. Had a Bunny nd two hamsters..they made 16 babies xP Do you want to change your name → Yess!! What did you do for your last birthday → party What time did you wake up today → 2:54 pm What were you doing at midnight last night → on Youtube Name something you CANNOT wait for→ School..it's Summer Last time you saw your father→ last night asleep What's one thing you wish you could change→ StOP GlObAl WARMiNGG!! Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → im not sure? but i talked to a boy named Tommy What's getting on your nerves right now → these questions.. Most visited web page → Youtube Zodiac sign → Leo Hair color → dark brown.. Long or short → MY MOMMY FINALLY LET ME CUT IT!! so its short Are you a freak→ yes i am Height → to tall What do you like about yourself → lots of things Piercings → yes but don't use them Tattoos → Nope Righty or lefty → Lefty! FIRSTS : First piercing → ears First best friend → 2nd grade: Jaybee First sport you joined → none.. First pet→ fiShiES!! they lasted a day. First vacation → idk..i think it was LA First concert → none..sad isn't it First crush→ not gunna tell!! CURRENTLY : Drinking → air I'm about to → eat something thats not air Waiting → for food. PREP GOTHIC ~Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK ~You love the computer. ATHLETIC HARDCORE//scene ~You like loud music Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. cant do it now 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jasizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Neon Zebra 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): o.o 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Reyjadag 5.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Purple Slushie 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ..im lost.. 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Selfaison 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sora 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Peach Trip dat sound cool 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Yellow Eye Patch --The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism-- 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. Andrew 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Yellow 3. Your first initial? J 4. Your month of birth? August 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Cecilia 7. Your favorite number? 1,000,000,000,000,000,002 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). be a Ninja/Secret Agent/Artist/Cook/Demi-God/Magcian/Smart Person. Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person (EEWW!! NOt EVEN!) 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. ;D 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! SO thAtS A RAP!! iM dONE! fiNAlly...SOOOOO...bye? i guess... |
