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Contains:

- Sarcasm

- Snarkyness

- Warped Humor

- Fun Times

- Dead Parrot Sketches

- Political Incorrectness

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Directions:

Add 1 cup of insanity, 2 tsp. of insomnia, 1 lb of common sense; Stir vigorously.Let sit for 20 years, give or take. Serve with healthy grain of salt

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~About The Real Inkling~

The Real Inkling likes: martial arts, friends, skiing, drawing, manga, fanfiction, plot bunnies, swimming, sitting in parks during the summer with a good book in one hand and a hot boyfriend in the other, plotting world domination with the Ruler of the World (you know who you are), satire, Monty Python, newbs

The Real Inkling dislikes: n00bs, Mary-Sues, Gary-Stus, avocados, cottage cheese, stupid questions (i.e. standing in the middle of a deli then asking a clerk where the deli is), country music (oxymoron if there ever was one)

Favorites:

colors = dark red, teal green

authors = Robert A. Heinlein, Tamora Pierce, Orson Scottcard

food = gelato, gnocci, pizza...ah screw it- I love Italian! (sushi too)

hobbies = drawing, world domination, fanfiction

music = all kinds, but I've been listening to a lot a AC/DC, Iron Maiden, and Disturbed recently

Located: somewhere in the northern hemisphere, in the vicinity of North America, along the Rocky Mountains. Or under your bed. Whichever is closest at the time.

Motto: "Do something for the fun of doing it and don't get caught"

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To Do List:

-Upload Avatar Done

-Check out the Forums Done

-Yu-Gi-Oh Stories

- Sess/Kag Stories and One-shots

-Fushigi Yuugi One-shots

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