Hello, my name is Darth Mongoose. Well, admittedly that's my internet handle, not my name, otherwise I would be here complaining about cruel parents. I'm really called Kate, not that that's important, and I'm from England.

I haven't written any fics for a few years now, and I mostly just serve as a reviewer, occasionally I spork Mary Sue characters on LJ communities.

If you get critiqued by me, and feel unfairly done by, I assure you that if I thought your fic was truly awful and that as a writer, you were beyond help, I wouldn't have commented at all. I'm an English lit and Japanese combined honours student at university, so as you can guess, both badly written characters or plotlines, and fangirl Japanese are my specialities when it comes to reviewing.

Perhaps I'll get back to writing fics sometime myself. Feel free to read my old fics, though I apologise for them. I was young and foolish, and without a beta when I wrote those things. At some point, no doubt, I'll write something fresh and new that people can ignore, hahaha.