chrisrocks101 Poll: what is your faviriot couple out of these? sorry not good at spelling.sorry it's sooo long. Vote Now! |
 Author has written 1 story for Monster Buster Club. hey every one its me short description: eye color: light blue to light green(depending on the lighting) hair: blond I've been told it feels like silk but im not sure current place of living: Rolla, MO, USA, North America, North-West Hemi., Earth rep.: :( not to good but it is at an all time high, well a 3rd time high classification: nerd, genius, and weirdo :o wears: always got the blue on, hoodie, glasses favorite things: INTERNET!, MBC!!, and THE-GUY-THAT-CAME-UP-WITH-THE-WORD-TECHNOLOGY-THAT-DRAWS-A-BLANK-IN-MY-MIND-NOW! that was a mouthfull fav. couples: CHRIS + CATHY!! sam + danny!! jeremy + wendy! mark + wendy's friend (and don't critisize me for my likes and well dislikes imagine it is your fav couple and change it around a bit.) well you can now skip all this if you want here are a few things about me 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? thrown against a wall 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? nothing’ 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? talk 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? all kinds 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Yes so 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to eat 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? nothing’ 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? computer 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5ft 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? no 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no! 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Best friend 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? yuck! perfume? 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? brown hair and any color eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?IDK 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? tons of coffee 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? sausage, pepperoni, and extra cheese on the top 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SUSHI!! 19. FAVORITE CATCH FRAISE? ‘What’s for lunch?’-me, and ‘LET’S BUST EM!’-MBC team 20. TALKATIVE OR SILENT? A bit of both 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?IDK 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?yah so 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? yah I think 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? OLD NAVY and SOUTH POLE 25. FAVORITE SPORT? AHHHH sports! 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? no 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I don’t have one 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Maybe 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I don’t know 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:7 (my fav. Number) 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? ?? 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Best friends 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? chatter mouths and being used-literally-as a ball 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no not yet 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? WERE IS MY COMPUTER!! 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? no not really 37. FIRST JOB? not much 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? first, are you a cop? 39. FAVORITE INTERNET SLANG: T.M.T.C. (TO MANY TO COUNT) 40. LIGHT OR DARK? dark 41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? watching TV 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?my hot features, not mostly my superior smartitude 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? a laptop 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No I’m the me in my family 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? every once and a while 48. DO YOU LIKE THE HEAT OR THE COLD? Cold! 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? what does that matter 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?yah 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? baloney 52. ANY BAD HABITS? type-aholic 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? what is a CD? 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? depends on who else I was 55. HOW DO YOU USUALLY FEEL? good 56. DO LOOKS MATTER?not much but I never go out without a hoode 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I watch MONSTER BUSTER CLUB 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?on a beach in Jamaica with my wife Britney Spears 59. FAVORITE GAME? All online arcade games 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?IDK 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? umm let me check 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?AHHHH DON’T EVER SAY THAT NAME AGAIN!! 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? look at #58 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?IDK 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?that my friend and/or enmy is classified info 67. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? IDK 68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? MONSTER BUSTER CLUB!! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE ? ?? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? running full body scan 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? about never I’m very skinny 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?yah 74. WHAT’S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? almost 200 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?bowling for supe- High School Never Ends 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Pepsi 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Best friend 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?IDK 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Huu? 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? MBC dislikers 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? DECEMBER 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?IDK 84. FAVORITE LETTER? C 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blond but I am a boy and people do make fun of me for it 86. EYE COLOR? light blue87. SKIN TONE? ? 88. EAR PERCINGS? no 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YES!! 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? MONSTER BUSTER CLUB!! 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 25 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? electric guitar 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? ?? 95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I don’t rember 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Jules Verne’s-A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: its ok I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Some Of The Greatest Quotes/Sayings Ever. Like EVA! People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege (me: I know people...). If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination (me: I've got sufficient imagination...I just don't like using it for this purpose). Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess Never hire a colorblind electrician. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Education is important; school however, is another matter. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually they're pretty slow. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? (me: I'm surprisingly good with computers...doesn't mean I have a life, online or not) Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I ran with scissors, and lived! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. He who laughs last, didn't get it. (me: I love this one) Forever isn't as long as it use to be. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. 'Shut up and let me protect you!'-Inuyasha If you've met your non-bloodrelted twin, personality or resemblence, copy and paste this. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and past this. (me: Three o'clock) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school (junior, senior, and college). FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Oh, here's a cool "Math" problem I found. Please take a look, it's very interesting: From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96 percent But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 percent AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top! Now, here's my challenge to you, if you think that this is remotely important, or even interesting, copy and paste this onto your profile, the more people that see this, the more likely someone will realize what (or Who, more rather), is missing in their life's equation. Help spread the cause. Let me know if you did this too, I'm interested to see how many people are willing to speak up. Alright, another cool feature, this copy/paste thing can help you find out some cool names for yourself, feel free to use this, I thought it was kind of cool. 1. Your name : chris 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): sicrxh 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): chrizzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): blue penguin 5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): leigh farrar 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): sanch 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Pink pepsi 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): ?? 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black gold Well, I hope that was fun for you all! Things to do in an elevator When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Swat at flies that don’t exist. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!” Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?” Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.” Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!” Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.” Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.” Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!” Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly It's time for: SUPER MONKEY BALL COMEDEY!! Copy this to ur profile if u think this is funny. 95 of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends. 30 Things to Do in a Resturant 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 4. Name your dog "Dog." 5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date. 13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. 14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon. 16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies. 18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 20. Repeat everything someone says as a question. 21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps. 22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. 23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now." 24. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 26. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read. 28. Ask people what gender they are. 29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. 30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 36. Wear a lot of cologne. 37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 38. Sing along at the opera. 39. Mow your lawn with scissors. 40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!" 41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 46. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 51. Practice making fax and modem noises. 52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss. 53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 57. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 59. Honk and wave to strangers. 60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 61. type only in lowercase. 62. dont use any punctuation either 63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over.. 66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone. 67. Drum on every available surface. 68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 69. Set alarms for random times. 70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.." 71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. 72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted. 73. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange. 74. Wear your pants backwards. 75. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!" 76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." 77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. 78. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 84. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. 87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along. 88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it. 90. Drive half a block. 91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl. 93. "Forget" the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." 95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 97. Ask to "interface" with someone. 98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket." 99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. 101. Never make eye contact. 102. Never break eye contact. 103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results. 104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. 105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice. 106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says. 107. As peole talk, smell their shoulders. 108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention." 109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?" 110. Place your shoes on the table. 111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right. 112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off." 113. Switch your neighbour's lawn furniture with someone else's. 114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. 115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips. 116. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one. 117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off. 118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President. 119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent. 120. Wear odd shoes. 121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly. 122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. 123. Throw stones at people walking past your house. 124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds. 125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. 126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke. 127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening. 128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2D2. 129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage. 130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too. 131. Pretend you have gone comopletely deaf. 132. etirW sdrawkcab. 133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food. 134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it. 135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants. 136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up! 137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say. 138. Drive on the wrong side of the road. 139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural." 140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme. 141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman. 142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot. 143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt. 144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin. 145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away. 146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90. 147. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly. 148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R. 149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." 150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started. 151. Ride a unicycle to work. 152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows '95 that aren't actually there. 153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat. 154. Continuously mumble during a conversation. 155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house. 156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly. 157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs. 158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns. 159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk. 160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling. 161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant. 162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly. 163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. 164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing." 165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaning these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!" 166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Place each one a mile apart on an unlit highway. 167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't recieved enough chocolate sprinkles. 168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. 169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour's lawn. 170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the centre of someone's anti-perspirant. 171. Throw an Oh Henry! in a public pool. 172. When at a party with an infant present, ask the parent for a diaper. Prepare the diaper with Nutella, peanut butter, etc. Insert the diaper into the garbage can. Later, reach into the garbage, pull out the diaper, announce, "Hey, look what I found," and chow down! 173. At school, stick "presents" in people's backpacks or purses, such as mud, rocks, sticks, and leaves. 174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's. 175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn. 176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys. 177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants. 178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. 179. At random times in a conversation, say "hi," "hello Sir, how are you?" or "have a good day, thank you." 10 stupid ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart 1. Stand very still and scream loud. 6. Eating the food in the store. 7. Shoplifting, duh 8. Beat the Clerk up while saying, "Where's my money?!" 9. Grab random items at wal mart and sell them for cheaper at the front gate without paying for them. 10. Bring in a stereo, plug it in to the inter com somehow and start break-dancing at the front door. |
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