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My Hogwarts House would be: Slytherin (Pottermore approved)

Disclaiming NOW so I don't have to waste space in the chapters. Also, I don't have a beta, and none of my stories have been updated in a while, SORRY! I'll start updating the more successful ones again on October 1, 2013. If you go through my favourite story list... Be prepared for long rated T's and A LOT of lemons... Maybe I should stop reading such graphic smut... Nah.

My Pottermore name is DraconisDust9232 but my PM nickname is Dust Flow. My main tumblr is pissingcowbells, but my saved urls are dust-flow and livinglavitalucifer

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

In Remembrance...

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be a decent guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.

We found courage with Neville, we laughed with Fred and George, we were unique with Luna, we learned from Hermione, we found confidence with Ron, and we stuck until the end with Harry. Spread the word. We are the Harry Potter Generation.

This last part really gets to me, I grew up with Harry Potter and the gang. They are the sole reason I'm into Performing Arts. Harry Potter is my safe-haven and was as a child, my freind. I could always count on a movie or two from the series to make me laugh. I can now say the entire script for all the movies; but it never ceases to make me giggle. I learned so much and grew so much because of HP. It will always be in my heart. I've written several letters to JoAnne, begging her for more, just like every other witch and wizard at heart. Harry Potter inspired my beliefs, my love, and my life. I will never stop watching, and I will never stop loving. As JoAnne said, "Whether you come back by page, or by big screen; Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (or uses an MP3 player and dances to their OWN music(Because Nothing on the school's playlist is even anything you are familiar with, seriously what the heck is a dougie anyway?)) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. (Or stare at you because what you said no sane person would know.) I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (Or has never even considered the possibility of being normal as anything more than a nightmare.) I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.(Or uses Facebook for games and sharing the weird junk I find by accident on the internet.) I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (and knows the name and healing uses of the flower, and hopes to fall through the puddle into another world.)

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with something knew every month, who can express herself better with words and actions than anyone else, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, Paramore Fanatic 13, Alienatia, Ptroxsora, AryaElf

Perfection is a waste of time.