obsession728
|
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 6,809 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To All the Boys I've Loved Before by Nolebucgrl reviews
Based on the Netflix movie of the same name. Bella Swan's quiet life gets turned upside down when love letters to her crushes end up in the wrong hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,931 - Reviews: 5306 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs by LyricalKris reviews
Edward didn't know where he was going to sleep at night, let alone which way was up. Carlisle had shelter and an expectation of what the next day would bring-loneliness and the ever-present guilt over losing his own son to the streets. What a person is capable of depends greatly on how many of their needs are being met.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Carlisle, Edward
Ren Faire by Everleigh Allen reviews
Being a waitress in the Forks diner wasn't an aspiration for Bella and convinces Alice to work a season at the Seattle Renaissance Faire. When Edward's family takes over his the faire, he is forced into working there with his brothers. But when he keeps seeing a petite woman, his attention (among other things) is piqued & he begins a quest to woo the elusive fair maiden.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,844 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,286 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 6,049 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Trouble Ahead by LyricalKris reviews
While not without its ups and downs, life for Carlisle and Edward Cullen was good. They are a happy, loving family. But in life there will always be trouble ahead. Sequel to Trouble Follows.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,259 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Carlisle, Edward
Bad Timing by LyricalKris reviews
Successful and smart, Bella had always made the right decision. Until that one day that one time. But once is all it takes. Murphy's Law strikes again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,212 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SoCal by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,644 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 11/8/2014
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9269 - Favs: 7,351 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How I Became Edward Cullen's Slut or A Love Story by col.mustard reviews
Bella is a nerdy high school junior with low self-esteem. A surprise encounter with Edward Cullen, resident bad boy, starts a sexual relationship between the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,700 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
10 Things I Hate About Edward Cullen by JoanneCullen reviews
He's dating my sister. I'm dating his brother. We go to the same school. We work at the same lame shopping market. No matter what I do I can't escape Edward Cullen. I hate him! He got his heart broke, so did I. So even when I don't want him around I need him around so I'm not alone. THIS IS A LOVE/HATE STORY! NON CANNON PAIRINGS AT FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 161,544 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Leah
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,298 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25932 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Cameo Hotel by Catastrophia reviews
Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,242 - Reviews: 7067 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 6,780 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
I Love You, I Know by LyricalKris reviews
Bella's boyfriend of nine years dumped her at the Happiest Place on Earth wearing one half of a couple's themed t-shirt. Somehow, on one of the worst days of her life, she wound up sitting next to a man wearing the other half of her shirt, also wandering Disneyland alone and partnerless. It was a sign. Of what, neither of them knew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,660 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Serendipity by kr2009 reviews
Edward's breakfast errand ends in him stumbling upon something unexpected. He discovers that sometimes a simple good deed isn't enough. And sometimes, two homeless girls can completely change your life. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,859 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
CHARLIE'S by sugar334 reviews
Bella's just opened up her new Bar with the money that she got from Charlie's life insurance, she meets Edward not knowing he's the son of a Mob boss, This Bella is badass with balls of steel. THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE...SEQUEL FOLLOWING SOON :-)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 236,454 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devotion by counselor reviews
Edward moves into a multi-family flat. He sees Bella the first day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 6/13/2017
Lonely in Your Nightmare by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** New neighbor Edward really gets Bella's heart pumping, but what nightmarish secrets is he hiding? Will he ever let her in? Daddyward. ** #1 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jan 2018 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,460 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cerebral by LyricalKris reviews
Edward Cullen was just the competition—the only other neurosurgeon possibly as good as she was in three states—until the day Bella's husband landed on his table. She'd never liked Edward, but after he killed her husband, she hated him. Too bad he got in her head the same way he got under her skin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,742 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irrevocable Trust by shellyduran reviews
The Cullen children are adult trust fund babies; dependent on company CFO Bella Swan to keep them in the lifestyle to which they are accustomed. Prodigal son Edward returns to claim his rightful place as the next CEO just as the Cullens' world is set to crumble. Can he trust Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,987 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Shaky Ground by tufano79 reviews
Dr. Edward Masen, a lonely, broken man, is living in Seattle. Work is the only thing he knows. Dr. Isabella Swan just moved to Seattle, working as a pediatrician. It's hate at first sight. Unfortunately, natural disaster upends their lives ... will they survive? Full summary inside. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,196 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7577 - Favs: 7,032 - Follows: 7,828 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life, that is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. How long will it take her to get over her hatred of the cocky, self-absorbed pervert? All humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Living Dead by June Smith reviews
Eric's cursed- with a twist. An alternate version of Dead to the World.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,663 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Lesson In Love by virginalvampire reviews
New kindergarten teacher Bella Swan leaves her demons behind in Arizona and heads home to Forks, hoping to start fresh. What happens when her fresh start is interrupted by a new neighbor who brings more trouble than peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 150,288 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving You, Saving Me by OzellaMarie reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor and a couple of kids that aren't even your own? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! Bella and Edward-AH-Rated 'M'-Contains Lemons-HEA-Adult Language-Adult Themes-Romantic Comedy (Not Suitable For Those Under 18 yrs.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Bella, Edward
Out of the Darkness by tufano79 reviews
Edward Cullen is a fallen angel, living among humans. He's dark, snarky, tattooed and a total badass. Isabella Swan, a human, is in the wrong place at the wrong time. In her innocence, she manages to worm her way into his heart, bringing him back into the light and out of the darkness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,969 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Wait by LyricalKris reviews
He was her best friend's brother. Kind, successful, funny, always there for both of them, and sixteen years their senior. It wasn't that Bella didn't notice that he was also sexy as sin. It was just that she didn't see him that way... Until she did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,598 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
La Musica del Cuore by tufano79 reviews
They met at Emerson University, fell in love and began their journey. Four years after the release of their first single, Edward and Bella Cullen are still going strong and happy with their lives. Ghosts from their past rear their ugly heads and will it be too much for this couple? Only time will tell, but one thing is steadfast...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 213,628 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Surrender by LyricalKris reviews
The last thing you expect to see in a cupcake supply shop is a very large man in a pink, frilly apron. Then again, Emmett McCarty wasn't ever what anyone expected, least of all his boss, Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,011 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables by LyricalKris reviews
The wake of a tragedy—a school shooting—has far reaching consequences. Edward was living his life as though he had to make up for the four people who died in front of his eyes. Bella's life had been blown apart before it really started. Two strangers who happened to come back to the scene of the crime on the same day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,078 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 6,791 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet On The Set by duhitsangie reviews
America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,211 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a XXX Addict by Lustful Muse reviews
Bella didn't move to Forks willingly. She was forced there after Renee discovered the adult site she was running - as well as the numerous videos she had posted. Now Bella's on the prowl and Edward is her target, assuming she doesn't get distracted... Snarky Bella x Virgin Vamp Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, James
Better Luck Next Time by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella has always felt like she had the worst luck. So what happens when she gets locked out of her house in nothing but a bathrobe, one slipper and a bag of garbage with her hot new neighbor Edward watching from his porch with that stupid sexy grin on his face. REPOST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Bella, Edward
Sweaters in July by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's life looked like a dream. He had a husband who doted on him, spoiled him, and took care of him. He had everything he could possibly want. Edward's husband gave Jasper the creeps. Still, there was a big difference between thinking Alec didn't deserve Edward and him being abusive, right? … Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,708 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Captive and the Coward by LyricalKris reviews
The lives of the highborn citizens of the realm are subject to tide of power that flows around them. When a match is made between Edward,son of the most powerful man in the kingdom, and Bella, highborn prisoner of the crown held hostage after her family's betrayal, neither party can refuse. It's not an ideal match for either the traumatized Lady nor the black sheep of Masen House.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Home by eys1214 reviews
Reeling from a broken heart, Eric enlists Pam's aid to help him blow off some steam. What if instead of forgetting his heartache, he ends up finding another one? AH, AU
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,319 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Body Art by TwiSagaLover reviews
Edward is a Bi sexual tattoo artist that just want to find the perfect person but he is starting too realized that is not as easy as it seems. Until one night at work in they walked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Suit Girl by counselor reviews
He's just an employee. She's all buttoned-down, fiance in the bag. He's just charming Edward, the third-wheel with his cheap bottles of wine. So what is Jacob all upset about? He's not her obsession. He's a bit of a distraction, but she's not a two-timer. She's his boss. That's all. And she's so tired of defending it. Especially to herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Buying Love by tufano79 reviews
Edward Masen is the most popular escort working for Esme Platt. He's a slave to the job in more ways than one. Isabella Swan is an heiress to the Swan fortune. Rose, Bella's best friend, suggested that she use a male escort. Edward arrives, all suave and debonair, but detached and cold. However, the attraction between the two is palpable. Will they succumb to their attraction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 199,604 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
The New Girl by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,730 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hey There by completerandomness12 reviews
Sequel to Hello Again. Famous power couple Edward and Bella couple juggle a budding empire and 5 rowdy kids. Will things go smoothly or will fame whores and gossip hounds ruin their perfect life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Bella, Edward
Hello Again by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is a famous Hollywood comedian. One day at Jay Leno she meets her former high school crush Hollywood hearthrob Edward Cullen. Were the feelings mutual? Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,409 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
All I Wanted Was Some Ice Cream by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella Swan is your average bad ass rebel rocker chick. Being in the right place at the right time, Bella ends up saving the President's life, therefore, becoming an international celebrity overnight and personal friend of the First Family. Based off Meg Cabot's All American Girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16071 - Favs: 6,660 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman. (Voted one of "Twilight Fanfiction Recommendations" Top June Fics!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Brother: Celebrity Edition by sunkissedaristocracy reviews
Four actors, three porn stars, two socialites, two musicians, & one pro-athlete. All under the same roof, competing for more fame and publicity. What's the catch? 72 Cameras, 96 microphones & America watching their every move. AU/AH. MA for inevitable lemons, inappropriate humor, crude language and a pinch of debauchery. REBOOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,999 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Honey, I'm Home! by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Sequel to "Half on a Baby" – Watch as best friends Edward and Bella plan a wedding and welcome their first child into the world. Life's full of all kinds of hiccups and bumps in the road, will they survive them all? Rated M for the usual E&B kraziness! Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Edward, Bella
Hoarder by lvtwilight09 reviews
I don't know if I'm a hoarder or not, but the house is ridiculous. There's stuff all over the floor. It's everywhere. There's no place to put anything, so it's hard to even begin to figure out how to put anything away...Edward desperately needs help. When professional organizer Bella Swan takes on the job, will Edward get more out of their relationship than just a clean house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Edward, Bella
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC. ( Now a part of the Featured Fics on TwiFanfictionRecs and one of the Top Ten stories of the month!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,233 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change by sunkissedaristocracy reviews
As Bella Swan's popularity skyrockets she leaves her best friend, Edward, behind to become high school royalty. So, what happens when former-outsider Ed returns senior year matured, cultured, and ridiculously gorgeous? Let's just say every dog has its day. MA for crude humor, foul language, heaps of nonsense, sheer awesomeness and panty-twisting lemons. REBOOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,371 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Our House by chinchin unicorn reviews
They are young, dumb, and full of...yeah, you know what. Then their parents go ahead and get married. Well, dang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 78,851 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Restoration by tufano79 reviews
Fear and close-mindedness broke them apart. Will love bring them back together? Will their faith in love be restored? The third installment in the Renovations trilogy ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Bella, Edward, Garrett - Complete
Trouble Follows by LyricalKris reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life is a struggle, a mixture of sweet and sour. This is a story about loss, the power of love, and relearning how to accept everything you are. A sequel to Trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,675 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under My Nose by gabby1017 reviews
Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 182,651 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
By Proxy by LyricalKris reviews
Being a movie star is all glamour and privilege, right? Sure, if you call obsessive fans, prying paps, and the occasional threat of bodily harm glamorous, but Edward was used to all that. Bella worked behind the scenes until he accidentally brought her into the limelight and in the sights of someone dangerous. Mystery, action, and romance - welcome to Hollywood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,683 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Crushes and Happily Ever After by Kim Ginsberg reviews
What happens when you wake up in Vegas married to someone you don't know? Or do you? Find out what happens when Bella wakes up in Vegas married to someone. Does she know him from somewhere? Find out! A/H HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4656 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trichophilia by 2old4fanfic reviews
From childhood, Edward has been attracted to women and girls with extremely long, dark brown hair. Some might call it a fetish, but it's something he can't explain. What will happen when the person who triggered his Trichophilia returns. One of my MEET THE MATE entries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,509 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Bella, Edward
Drinking Problems by luluwolfkill reviews
"How can you teach a vampire to abstain from humans?" I asked Carlisle. "Starve them and take them to the zoo?" He shook his head at me and smiled. "Rehab," he said. Rehab for vampires. It was the worst idea I'd ever heard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Edward, Bella
Caught in the Flames by tufano79 reviews
Isabella Swan, an up and coming graphic artist, lived in the heart of the Gold Coast in Chicago. Edward Cullen, a lieutenant in the Chicago Fire Department and the head of the rescue squad in Department 18. He was a hero,a man desperate to save the woman who was in danger from a serial arsonist. This monster was going to be the catalyst to start their fire, their fire of passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 176 - Words: 244,626 - Reviews: 4730 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Construction by tufano79 reviews
Bella, Edward and Garrett are relishing their time together. Never in their wildest dreams did they ever think that this relationship would work feeling the love they could experience. Bella is called to NYC for a high-profile adoption case. There, she runs into a ghost of her past. Edward and Garrett fly out to New York to surprise Bella. But, someone was watching them. Who?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Pick Up Line by SingoftheLionandLamb reviews
"Hello, I'm Edward Cullen and I would shake your hand, but that sign over there says not to touch the masterpieces." Edward is the charming CEO of his family's successful company and a very eligible bachelor...except he's not really looking for love. But when he gets dared to pick up a feisty Bella Swan in an art museum, it worked out better than he could have ever imagined. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,026 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,931 - Reviews: 5088 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Crossed by tufano79 reviews
She was the leader of her people. He was a gruff, by-the-book star ship captain. An interstellar war, negotiations for a peace treaty gone wrong and a taboo relationship between two species. Will they survive this threat or are the Star Crossed lovers doomed before they even have a chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,873 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Dreamer by LyricalKris reviews
Our story opens with a frightened seventeen-year-old girl on the run- battered, starved, exhausted and nine months pregnant. How this is going to turn out is anyone's guess. Life never does know how to play fair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,140 - Reviews: 4611 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curses and Crossroads by LyricalKris reviews
Trust your heart? Bull. Bella's heart always beat double time for the bad boy. Not the woefully misunderstood, but the ones that marked her body, heart, and criminal record. Then there was Edward. He could destroy her life whether she gave him her heart or not. Her mother thought it was an age old curse. Black magic? That's a strange excuse for being straight out messed up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Bella, Edward
Renovations by tufano79 reviews
Isabella Swan, thirty-six, is reeling from her recent divorce from the man she thought she would be spending her forever. Her mind and heart shattered, Bella purchases a home, but in need of repair near Seattle. Bella hires two men, Edward and Garrett to complete the repairs of her new home. Will these men renovate Bella's new home or is more in store? AU/AH Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,365 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Complete
Mr Househusband by ADADancer reviews
Raising three children wasn't that easy, especially when your wife is working long hours as a famous television chef. Some may think I have the easiest life, but spending your days cleaning up after children and running errands is anything but that. I was a househusband.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble by LyricalKris reviews
Carlisle should have known Edward Masen was trouble. He was smart, beautiful, cheeky, and a sub in need of a dom with a firm hand, which Carlisle just happened to be. He was also very young, an intern and Carlisle was his attending. Trouble indeed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,840 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Incredibly Weird World of IMSwan by staceleo reviews
Being a teenager is annoying enough. Add in your new town being overrun by vampires and you have nothing but trouble. This is the story of the incredibly weird world of Isabella Swan. Just another reimagining of Twilight in the fan fiction world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fell in Love with a Girl by caanbr reviews
Tired of girls fawning all over him, Edward Cullen asks his step-brother, Jasper to be his boyfriend at their new school in Forks, Washington. It seems like a fantastic idea, until he sets eyes on Bella Swan. Rating M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,514 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Play, Pause, Repeat by RRose reviews
Bella Swan knows that YouTube's most subscribed gamer Edward Cullen goes to the same university as she does. She knows collaborating with him in one video will boost her fledgling cooking channel's traffic as well. What she doesn't know is that views and subscribers aren't the only things Edward can give her. Looks like their shippers might actually be on to something.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surviving the Teenage Dream by tufano79 reviews
They survived falling in love and having four children. Now, Geekward and Nerdella are parents of teenagers. Say a prayer for them for they are in for a bumpy ride. But, a ghost from the past is rearing his ugly head. Follow along as Geekward and Nerdella deal with having teens, battle with the blast from the past and why is Demetri hugging a cow? ANSOL/TGGTP Sequel. ExB AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 270,487 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 5,094 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Mary, Marry, Merry Go Round by beegurl13 reviews
Bella's bored in cookie cutter Forks, with an Apple Pie obsessed father, Mary Kay lovin' mother, and Mary Jane addicted brother. Will she find the courage to escape & get a life? What happens when a tatted, pierced blast from her past sweeps her off her feet? Can Edward show her there's more than the Mary, Marry, Merry Go Round life she knows? B&E AH M - FAGE6 for Artemis Leaena
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,052 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl by kitkat681 reviews
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Bella, Edward
Deep in the Heart of Me by counselor reviews
Opens in 1934. Tonio is oldest of nine, farmboy. Sobe is the new lawman's daughter. She shows up at Tonio's school. What seems inevitable quickly becomes impossible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7862 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation: Santa's Elves by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When local cop Edward Cullen breaks into Bella Swan's house to stuff her stockings, he gets more than he bargained for. A Christmas TwiFic Drabble dedicated to our readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Northman's Nanny by VictoryInTrouble reviews
He- gorgeous, successful, lonely single father. She- smart, friendly, awkward college senior. When they meet, there's an instant attraction but their working relationship should prevent anything from happening. However, good intentions are sometimes not good enough. M for strong language and sexual content. AU/AH Funny, sometimes heavy, but often joyful and sweet. Take a look!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 289,129 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Eric, Sookie]
A Horse of A Different Color by winterhorses reviews
On hiatus. Bella is the new arrival in town, and having an infamously lewd mare isn't helping her gain any friends. Maybe a puzzling young horse whisperer can tame the beast and teach the girl how to love herself, even when she doesn't fit in with the herd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,944 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Sandcastles and Making it Work by duhitsangie reviews
Bella is spending her spring break in Florida with her mom, and she's hating being away from her friends. Can a certain bronze haired boy change that? *2nd place in Showers to Flowers contest* NOW EXPANDED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,092 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Darnay Road by counselor reviews
Starts out in summer of 1963. Sweet little ten year old Catholic school girl Bella Christine meets 11 year old smoker with armpit hair who really does live on the wrong side of the tracks Easy. She and Alice May are mystery solvers in their spare time, and Easy (E. C.) and his brother Jap (Jasper) will keep these two little ladies on their sleuthing toes. Warning: Might get hairy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Ex-con by counselor reviews
Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 10316 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bringing Bella Home by counselor reviews
1872 brothers Edward and Jasper return from the war to rebuild the farm. Edward has a son, eighteen. The three bachelors work sun up and down. Edward visits Forks twice a year for supplies and to scratch an itch with a woman there. When he finds her sick he makes a snap decision to take her home. He has no idea who she really is. And how lonely they are at home. Trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward by counselor reviews
No one has lived next door since the murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a serial dater. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of all her attention. (Pulled and Published Mar. 1, 2015 on Amazon as Me and Mom Fall for Spencer by Diane Munier.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,893 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Counter by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 212,602 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel Is A Centerfold by LyricalKris reviews
The Madonna-whore complex. The idea that women's sexual expression is limited to being virginal or being degraded. Or lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets? Pffft. Where's the fun in that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starlet by tufano79 reviews
Bella Swan: movie star, beloved icon, and little girl lost. Edward Masen: rising star, former bodyguard and afraid of losing everything all over again. She loves him and he loves her but will their love survive drugs, fame and jealousy? AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,674 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
We Own the Night by BeeCute82 reviews
Summary: (Sequel to You Own Me) Brawler and Dancella are back for the next installment of this nail biting tale. Join us as they dive into their new lives and jobs, deal with all the trouble that comes their way, and continue to love each other hard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
All Boys Camp by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward's life gets crazy, when he goes to an all boys' music camp. He was sure he was straight, until he met Richard Swan. The odd little boy brings out a protective streak in him and something else. Re-written with no EDEN or Vampires. NOT SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So I Can Kiss You Anytime I Want by k8ln713 reviews
It's been five years since Bella's returned to her hometown in St. Pete Beach. Her reason: to finally get her husband, Edward, to give her a divorce. She's built a successful life for herself up in NY after leaving Edward, but has been having trouble getting Edward to give in and sign the divorce papers. Will Bella's return make her remember that Edward was always the one for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,657 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
That Doesn't happen in Real Life by lil hummingbird reviews
Bella Swan is not a huge fan of romantic comedies; nothing like that ever happens in real life… right? But what happens when Bella realizes that her life's become a cliché' romantic comedy, involving her and her best friend? Will she let it play out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Risk by footprints358 reviews
As a firefighter, Edward faces danger on a regular basis. He knows how to assess risky situations to determine the best possible result. When a shy kindergarten teacher stumbles into his life, will he be able to make the right call? Will Bella be able to handle the fire that comes with Edward's life? Is "happily ever after" worth the risk? Adult language and humor. Cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,349 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KINK by Cars1 reviews
It's almost summer in Canada, and time for lots of drinking, warm days on the beach, and long, hot nights. Come, join me for a romp through the lives one cocky Edward Cullen, and one opinionated Bella Swan. Rated M ... You know why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,330 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Much More Than a Dream by SnowStarLuna reviews
AU: Godric comes to visit Eric when he starts to feel like he is losing hope. Sparks fly when he meets Sookie. Can Eric and Godric share, will Sookie let them? What will they do when danger is around every corner? Follow these three through the drama only Sookie can find.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,510 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Eric, Sookie
Mate of Honor by MagTwi78 reviews
Best friends Bella and Edward have a deal—if they're not married by the time they're 30, they'll marry each other. While she's been searching for Mr. Right, he's been busy with Miss. Right Now. Would you be happy seeing your long-time love say 'I do' to someone else? (Be warned: it's a slow burn) B & E, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,769 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Three Is A Magic Number by Hippychik reviews
The final installment of the Dead Guy series. With the FOTS behind them, Sookie and Eric now await the birth of their child. How will carrying a vampire/fairy/human hybrid affect Sookie and Eric? Tune in and find out. A pregnancy should be a happy time, so there's a lot of laughin' and a lot of lovin' with a sprinkle of drama. Rated M for a reason. *Complete*
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,095 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Foolish Hearts by LyricalKris reviews
The Oregon Trail. Over 2,000 miles of unforgiving wilderness stretches between Bella and a new life. Edward knew from experience the trail was no place for young love, but then, his heart was known to be foolish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,249 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots by LyricalKris reviews
When his older brother walked out on his girlfriend, Bella, on the worst night of her life, Edward was there to pick up the pieces. Jasper breezed back into town after being missing for three years to find his family had reformed around the hole he left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Figure Eight by tufano79 reviews
Bella Swan is a nationally ranked paired skater with Jacob Black. Edward Masen is beautiful British skater paired with Tanya. However, both of their partners fall into hard times. These two try to navigate their way through life, both on and off the ice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 235,384 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Benefits by kardamon reviews
I was always a good girl. All proper and polite, apologies and smiles. You know the type – getting home early, no parties, no smoking, no hard drinking. No sex. That's how I used to be. And look where it got me. Maybe it was time to stop trying so hard and let loose. Maybe it was time for a change. Bill could go f..k himself. I had a better plan. And it didn't include him.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,910 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Eric, Sookie] Bill, Pam - Complete
The Geek's Guide to Parenthood by tufano79 reviews
Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,792 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Law Firm of LeClerq, DeCastro and Edgington, LLC by amandagm reviews
AH. Sookie is a new lawyer at the firm of LeClerq, DeCastro and Edgington, in Shreveport. What will she do when she gets conscripted by the overachieving, overbearing partner, Eric Northman? I had too much fun writing Dead and Back, so this is my second stab at fanficdom, and all human to boot. Be kind.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,297 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Eric, Sookie
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Drive Me Wild by ilithyae reviews
Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,314 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
He went to bed as a twenty-five-year-old and woke up as a thirty-year-old, married to a woman he doesn't know. He also can't remember the past five years of his life. Hmm...what to do, what to do? Some angst, some humor, a lot of swearing, and future lemons! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 50,688 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Vampires and a Baby by Kristylized reviews
Immortals and perpetual bachelors Emmett, Carlisle and Edward find themselves the guardians of a mischievous human girl after she's abandoned on their doorstep. With the unexpected help of one of Edward's classmates, they navigate the tricky landscape of raising a child, learning lessons in love and parenthood along the way. Strong AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,643 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift, A Ride Outtake by kris salvador reviews
A 4-part Ride outtake, set between chapters 17 and 18. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Les Bon Temps Rouler by LostInSpace33 reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a charity event planner in Shreveport. Eric Northman is the international singing star she hires for an event. What happens when they meet and sparks fly? AH and AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 185,139 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offbeat by SexyLexiCullen reviews
He's a cop. She's a student. A missed connection during a traumatic time leaves them both longing, until fate brings them back together again. Romance, humor, slight drama. Canon couples. OOC. AU. This is my version of Copward, and this is a working summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,677 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Bella
Legerdemain by Duessa reviews
Enemies are rising - enemies that should not be among the living. What mysteries will the Cullens need to unravel while keeping their own supernatural secrets secure from the world? THREEQUEL to "The Secret": to be read after "Forthright".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,683 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be There by Ooshka reviews
AH/OOC Sookie Stackhouse knows that the best way out of a small town is to have a plan. She just doesn't know her plans are about to change. A burlesque class, a re-opened landmark, and a few new faces in town take Sookie in a direction she never planned on. All SPOV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 259,691 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Eric, Sookie] - Complete
The Devil's Creation by xSuchSweetNothingx reviews
The devil is not an easy man to please. How will Isabella fare in his hands? And what will he do when she is ripped from his hands and brought up to heaven? Welcome to hell . . . AU. Edward x Bella. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
No Matter What by Lolo84 reviews
*ON HIATUS* No matter how big and bad you think you are, if a child hands you a toy phone, you pick it up. No matter how damaged you think you are, when someone pure and beautiful offers you their love, you love them back. And no matter how tough, when your mom asks you for a kiss, you give it. And you make it a good one. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 97,314 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Briefs Tome 1 by Lara Kingsley reviews
AU-kinda After the death of her father, recent Harvard law school graduate Sookie Stackhouse moves to Bon Temps, Louisiana to be closer to her Gran, her brother and her very special client.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,151 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Ahoy, Love! by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. One big, white boat, one unfortunate tropical storm, a few too many bottles of booze, and two single thirty-somethings hanging out, maybe falling in love, and trying to not lose their minds amidst the endless rounds of shuffleboard and Bingo. Just a bit of fluffy summer fun to take the bite out of Old Man Winter. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mismatched Love by weeandjess reviews
Zany Bella is the maid of honor of her sister's wedding. She has to deal with Charlie, her soon to be brother in law and his uptight rich family who don't like her. To top it all off, Charlie's brother Edward is back and they seemed to be pushed together in everything they do. They are a mismatched pair that can't seem to tell each other how they feel. Happy birthday KASI
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,684 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
About Last Night by EternallyCullen reviews
Drabble(ish) "Last night, I got my best friend drunk, and we slept together. Last night has changed everything. Those stupid feelings I had for him have now grown ten-fold" BxE, AH, High School.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Not So Great Expectations by ChanelAddict reviews
Sookie, fed up with the dating scene in Shreveport decides, with the help of Pam, to take things in an entirely new direction. Will she really go so far as to find herself a mail order husband!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,673 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
One Night Stand by romanticpessimist reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
One-Night Stand in Locked-Down London by BlueIsSoul reviews
A disinterested, paranoid girl. A wealthy journalist with only one thing on his mind. Too much alcohol. A serial killer on the loose. Here's the problem with a one-night stand in locked-down London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Dig by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper was afraid to admit he was in love with his best friend, and then it was too late. When Edward was raped by the man who was supposed to love him, the fallout destroyed both their lives. There can be hope again. Dreams can be rebuilt even after they've been ripped apart. The deepest wounds can heal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,733 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
LARP and the Real Edward by LyricalKris reviews
Live action role play. Edward had heard of it, but he'd never given it much thought until he promised his coworker Bella a favor he couldn't refuse. Little did he know she was anything but the mousy pushover he saw every day at work. Collab with EveryDayBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,994 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty South Drug Wars by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella and Edward meet at age twelve after the death of Bella's father, a death blamed on the Cullen family. Their families are sworn enemies, fighting for territory over their rival drug trafficking businesses. Bella and Edward meet again at age eighteen and their attraction to one another is undeniable. Will their forbidden love destroy them both? A Dirty South Fanfic. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,801 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tree with a View by operajewels reviews
Bella has been waiting years for Emmett to notice her. When she returns from studying music abroad, she stuns everyone, including the now engaged Emmett, with her blossoming into a beautiful sophisticated woman. As a result, Emmett's brother Edward plots to win Bella's heart to keep her away from Emmett long enough to close a billion dollar deal with Emmett's fiance's company.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 186,540 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bella, Edward
Romeo&Juilet by edwardandtaylorgrl reviews
"Romeo, Romeo where art thou my Romeo" I say sarcastically. "I said modern day!" he chuckles. "Oh. Romeo like Oh my gosh where the hell are you my Romeo" I say in a preppy girl voice. "Ugh Woman get back in the kitchen" he says in a manly voice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Birds of a Feather by luckyirishtart reviews
He drives her mad. She frustrates him to no end. How did they let it get this far? If you truly love someone, is it always worth fighting for? ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,357 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
All I Have To Give by LyricalKris reviews
For a princess, virtue is a prize to be given away to the highest bidder. This is a problem when you're in love with a man who cannot possibly win.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else. To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights. And then one day, it's not enough. A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Supercliche: Manhood of Steel by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Dust Settles by She is Divine reviews
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Trouble In Little Shreveport by Hippychik reviews
Sookie & Eric return home to face the challanges of married life as well as a new king and a growing FOTS threat. More adventure than angst with dashes of humor & a big barrel of lemonade. *Meant to be read after Big Fat Vamp Honeymoon*- NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,310 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Unexpected by Lolo84 reviews
*ON HIATUS* He was just doing his sister one last favor by letting one of the girls from her shelter stay with him. He didn't expect her to be so young, he didn't expect her to be so broken, he didn't expect her to have a link to his past, and he sure as hell didn't expect to fall in love with her. Angst/Drama/Romance (eventually) AH. EPOV. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,141 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weenie In A Bottle by Im-the-fang-to-your-bang reviews
AU! All human. Eric gets his manhood stuck in a bottle due to a drunken dare, and now it's down to Nurse Stackhouse to help him deal with the problem. But of course charmer Eric wants more than just Nurse Stackhouse's assitance.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 111 - Words: 268,278 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Eric, Sookie
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellphone Tango by ilithyae reviews
Edward in a rut and is in desperate need of a little action. Enter Dr. McCarty and his trusty little prescription pad! There's nothing medical about his prescription though. Who knew doctors could prescribe phone sex operators, champagne rooms and booze? This a love letter to the play Chicago and all things jazz. AH, canon pairings, dirty talking, lemons. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Beyond the Break Room by Discordia81 reviews
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
A Smarter Sookie by Sophie Myst reviews
What if Sookie had been more than a little smarter, intellectually and emotionally? Slightly AU. Rated M for language and the occasional lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4766 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9395 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 5,103 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness, Hungry Light by KiyaRaven reviews
I'd lived in the darkness for so long, I was afraid the light would blind me. But she was there. By my side. And she taught me how to live again. *Sequel to Grasping Darkness.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,876 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13611 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,662 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6784 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 4,220 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12658 - Favs: 8,856 - Follows: 6,407 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond Doll's Kitty Cave by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
After graduation, smart mouthed Isabella Swan finds out her father's set her up in an arranged marriage. Not wanting to marry Jake and live on the res, she runs. In Chicago, she finds herself jobless—living with Alice. She seeks a job at a strip club. Edward Cullen calls her a child and tells her no—too bad NO isn't a word she likes. Birthday story for Silverblossom. AH/rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 317 - Words: 76,705 - Reviews: 12231 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15156 - Favs: 10,823 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 4,208 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's A1 by The Irish Cullen reviews
A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what could also go right. Not you're typical Irishward. Drabble Fic! Now complete with Bella POV Chapter. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 89,156 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Underground Fight for Love by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
When seventeen-year-old Bella is kidnapped while out with Alice Cullen—she taken as a prize to be awarded the winner of an underground fighting tournament. Will Alice's adopted brother be the unlikely hero to save the day? All Human/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 137 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
She's Moody by jackqueenking reviews
... but it's cool. I like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,615 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angrily Ever After by theonlykyla reviews
Anger Management part 4 - The series finale - Married life pleases Edward, until Bella changes his life forever. Can he look past his own wants and desires when he faces Fatherhood? The last journey of Angryward as he moves into the realm of unknown...Pregnancy, Suburbia, Baby Showers...can he handle it, or will he lose his cool? Because, he IS Angryward, afterall!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DayWOman by Alskl1ng reviews
Eric's latest dayman wasn't up to snuff, so he put out a call for a new one. Little does he know his next dayman may not even be a man at all. Enter Sookie, who at the age 14 is enrolled in a supernatural school run by Mr. C. There she developed her telepathy and honed her skills to enmesh herself in the supernatural world. Her DAYS will never be the same. E/S. Multiple-POV. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 321,181 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Aquatic by coldplaywhore reviews
Life happens when you least expect it, and puts you on a course that you never planned, into a future you never even imagined that you wanted. This is the story of girl meets boy, meets boy... aka, his son. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bun In The Oven by MissWinkles reviews
When a one-night stand that should have stayed that way has unexpected consequences, Edward and Bella have to find a way to make it work, for better or worse. AH/OCC. Rated M for so many reasons. **NOT COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ain't No EtchASketch by RosieRathbone reviews
A night seeing Edward Masen live in concert is a dream come true for Bella Swan. But what goes on once the show has ended is something she had only dreamt of. A steamy evening, leaves Bella in a rather sticky situation. 'That's one doodle that can't be undid'. AH, Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 62,515 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life In Death by queequeg111 reviews
Sookie grows a brain and shares it with Eric.Mostly all fluff,angst-free.Possibly some action/drama/increased fae power in later chapters.Not sure where it will end up,just wanted a light,fun read.Rated MA for language and lots o' lemony yumminess.OOC/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,850 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Married Life with the Northmans by Vikt0ria reviews
Now that Eric and Sookie are "Married" their life is far from perfect. They still argue and have drama like a normal "human" couple would. These are mini shots about Eric and Sookie's day to day… err… night to night… married life. Enjoy!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6785 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Room For Rent by amanduhh1221 reviews
Bella's world is flipped upside down when her boyfriend kicks her out of their apartment. Forced to temporarily move back home and lick her wounds, Bella plots a way to start over. Again. An ad at the grocery stor offers her hope as she answers the one simply titled, "Room For Rent". What happens when she ends up being the only girl in a house of two brothers? Short chapters/cannon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
A Secondhand Emotion by JuSoCrazy reviews
Edward swoops in to save Bella from an uncomfortable run in with her ex. Can her hardened heart soften up enough to let him in? E/B J/A Em/R AU/AH/OMG/WTF Hilarity and minimal angst ensue. Rated M for language and probable sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ramblings of a Whipped Peen by smmiskimen reviews
This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Switched by My Secret O reviews
This story takes place near the end of LDID-book 2. Instead of the maenad's bloody massacre, she finds Sookie and Eric fighting their attraction and gives them a unique kind of madness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,454 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Home Truths by Ooshka reviews
AH/OOC Continuation of the series that started with Homestay. Follows Home is Where the Heart is. Eric and Sookie cope with their growing family, and a few legacies from Eric's past.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 460,024 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Eric, Sookie] - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama (This story has some fictional exaggerated stereotypes)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
25 Days With Mr Arrogant by lightxbright reviews
When her boyfriend dumps her, Bella out of uncharacteristic fury throws his anniversary gift that by a cruel twist of fate dents Edward Cullen's car. As a poor college student with no money, she is forced to spend 25 days with him as his servant to pay off her debts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Edward, Bella
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home Outtakes by tellingmelies reviews
Outtakes to No Place Like Home...pretty much just random craziness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6360 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funny Thing About Love by CreativeSplash reviews
Sookie saves Godric from destruction, and he finally sees what Eric sees in her, who will she choose? will she choose both? One thing is for sure, she'll probably trip in the process. lemons sookie/godric sookie/eric sookie/godric/eric
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,031 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15530 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stink that Binds by theonlykyla reviews
Edward is the imperfectly perfect husband...with odor issues. Can Bella show him the problems without embarrassing him? Or will she have to take drastic measures into her own hands? Written for Mamadog93 - very tongue in cheek with a smidge of eww factor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 7,370 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by HoneyPeaches reviews
Edward is the owner of a successful strip club. Bella knows nothing of the adult world in which her body can be her greatest asset, but is desperate for money. It's up to Edward to unlock the temptress within EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12808 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All the Colors of my Heart by Lo21 reviews
ON HOLD/INDEFINITE. Please IM if you need more info. On a long red-eye flight to Italy, Bella meets Edward. Their mutual attraction leads to losing inhibitions and a sexy plane encounter. Bella has at least 4 weeks to see if lust can ever lead to love. Sometimes, you have to trust your heart. AH.M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13861 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch & Martini's by Sunsetwing reviews
This was my contribution to Breath-of-twilight's Countdown to Valentine's Day 2012. Bella's not a big fan of Valentine's Day, but will an older man change that? Now full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
On the Air by izbels reviews
Bella is a lawyer sent to supervise DJ EC, Seattle's favourite and least favorite shock jock. He is English, brash, a misogynist and absolutely atrocious. She can't stand him...Mmmm or can she?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,388 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fine Line Between Love & Hate by samekraemer reviews
Divorce is a dirty business. A socialite decides that her husband is having an affair and hires the best divorce attorney she can find...Bella Swan. Who will the doctor bring to the mediation table, and what kind of history will opposing counsel share?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,674 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Men In Uniform by kjwrit reviews
And by "Men", I mean Eric. This will be a series of one shots where Eric gets dressed up in a different yummy uniform that Sookie gets to take off of him. AH/AU Summer is the season for lemonade! Rated M for a reason!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,357 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Let the Games Begin by PlayingKitti2011 reviews
Bella is the badass new girl at her new prep school and she doesn't plan on making any friends. That is until she finds herself in a steamy situation with Mr. Popular himself. What's a girl to do with that? Play with him, of course. AH. Rated M for lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,450 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Mi Amigo by Cosmic Monster reviews
When Your best friend finally comes home after four long years, you kinda expect their undivided attention. So what can you possibly do when he introduces his blonde, busty, bitchy, girlfriend from hell? You terminate her.*Lemons,alcohol and rock n' roll*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,148 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Professor Northman's Extra Credit Assignments by seastarr08 reviews
I do love me some extra credit assignments. Outtakes from The Expert/Amateur.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Blank Page by seastarr08 reviews
Sookie has an intimate encounter that changes her life in more ways than one. Pam/Sookie/Eric: Read A/N.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speak To Me by Lavellan-ofthe-FreeMarches reviews
Life on the streets is hard. To protect her, Bella ran away from home with her little sister. When Tanya gets sick, Bella breaks into a posh house to steal essentials. Edward's house.And he's got a gun. How can she prove herself to him if she can't speak?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Pets by katiemyladybug reviews
The world is full of vampires. Their pets? Are the humans well, rosalie and Emmett adopt Bella, Jasper and Alice adopt edward. They plan on breeding their pets. When Edward and Bella meet its sparks. But humans arent allowed to love eachother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Behind the sleeping stars by MarPauPar reviews
"I HATE YOU!" i shouted at him as my brother helped me into his car. i forced my tears back and promised never to cry again. i never thought that they would once again fall for the person who broke my heart first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 76,945 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dying Heart by mavrosal reviews
Sookie is coming to terms with the relationship with her vampires and new life, but with trouble on the horizon will the new love survive? G/E/S Sequel to Dying Love
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,060 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Instructions not Included by SexyLexiCullen reviews
The Story of us Sequel. If you haven't read 'The Story of Us', please do so before you read this. What happens after HEA? Sixteen years later and with a house full of teenagers. This picks up after TSOU's epilogue. Multiple P.O.Vs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Daily Fix by EllisBell725 reviews
Two Edwards. One Bella. Daily Updates. M for language and the hope of eventual lemons. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 77,076 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Big Fat Vamp Honeymoon by Hippychik reviews
Sequal to So I Married A Dead Guy. Sookie and Eric's bonded union strengthens and deepens as Sookie also gains control of her new power. Easy on the drama with lots of fun and yummy lemons. Now Complete!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Ooshka reviews
AH/OOC Continuation of the series that began with Homestay. Follows Home Again. Eric and Sookie head towards their Civil Union and other relationship milestones.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 693,630 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Eric, Sookie] - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Jan of Arc reviews
Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse have had weekly appointments with each other for over a year. When an appointment turns into a liaison, will it expose their secret? All Human, lemons, dom/sub themes. One Shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
On a Hot Tin Roof by Jillian K reviews
Sookie loves Eric.He is beautiful, blond and used to getting his way.He is also her cat-that is until Amelia decides to experiment.Now Sookie has to contend with a tall and sexy human man who insists on sleeping on her bed and claiming her as his. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Air by RavenousMuse reviews
AU Post-reveal/pre-meeting vamps. Sookie's finally got a cell-phone! Problem is, she's been getting nonstop, *late night* texts from strangers. You know Sookie isn't having it, and one blonde horndog's gonna pay for his nightly debauchery... Growing!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Lost by Roux Roux reviews
Sookie lost a game of poker to Eric and now has to pay up, what could the vampire possibly want.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,254 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance Encounters by BelleViolette reviews
Eric is a club owner who stumbles upon the charming and beautiful Sookie Stackhouse. She manages to turn the cocky womanizer into a nervous puddle on the floor during their first encounter... will she give him a chance? AU/AH, M for language and lemons
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,976 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Expat by seastarr08 reviews
A new story in the Expert/Amateur universe. Sookie and Professor Sex face some professional turned personal challenges.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 128,333 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Deceitful Taboos by LyricalKris reviews
It was love at first sight. He made her heart flutter. She took his breath away. It was a match made in heaven... with one exception - he thought she was his cousin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,812 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Valentine's Day by vikinglover elle reviews
Sookie and Eric have been best friends since high school. Eric decides that today, Valentine's Day, he wants to make a confession to her. How will Sookie react to his confession? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,117 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Do Us Part by June Smith reviews
Eric follows Sookie to Sam's brother's wedding. Continues from Dead in the Family.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,643 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Wedding Date by supernaturallygifted reviews
Dumped by her fiance, Sookie moves to New York to start a new life. Only when her sister gets married Sookie goes back home and finds out that everyone has lied to her even her paid-to-date escort millionaire Eric Northman... dervived from the movie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sookie, Eric
A Beautiful Mess by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,373 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She do it for the money by ilikeit90 reviews
Who knew paying for school would bring you something amazing? Rated M for language and lemons in later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,472 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So I Married a Dead Guy by Hippychik reviews
A fun filled romance in which Sookie comes to grips with her Viking vampire "Hubby." Chapters 1 & 2 uploaded together.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Voyeuristic Viewpoints by krystal214 reviews
Sam Merlotte is on a mission to catch the person leaving crazy messages in his bathroom, but he ends up catching a glimpse of something far more interesting. Relates to some of the other one-shots in this series. Please read and review! Definitely 'M!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,341 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Dying For Your Love by ericlover6288 reviews
What if Gran Died From a stroke and Bartlett had raised Sookie. With the Vamps coming out of the coffin will she be able to find someone meant for her to help her out of the pain she has encountered. Will she have a Viking in shining armor? AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Never Let You Go by seastarr08 reviews
Eric and Sookie are newlyweds, looking for a fresh start, but will they be able to conquer the 'ghosts' of their not so distant pasts? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,682 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Tense Emotions by ericlover6288 reviews
Sookie is a PR agent and marketing expert who once had a relationship with Eric Northman. Son to Catherine Northman-Ravenscroft owner of NorthCroft hotels.Eric comes to Sookie for help can she face the man she left. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,974 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Halo Effect by Missus T reviews
Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dirty SecretsTemporarily on Hiatus by ericlover6288 reviews
Sookie is a school teacher with a dirty secret she diguises herself and is stripper named Scarlet on weekends. Eric is a single father who falls for the virginal Sookie, what happens when he meets the delectable Scarlet and can't chose between the two.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Ache for You by seastarr08 reviews
Canon/AU: Instead of being saved in DAG, Sookie disappeared from Eric's life, but continued to haunt his dreams. Thirty years later, he starts to realize what it all means.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Doctor's Orders Outtakes by mybluesky reviews
Outtakes from Doctor's Orders in EPOV. Won't make much sense unless you read Doctor's Orders first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward
Le Casa Stregata by AmeryMarie reviews
A girl alone in the world, strange happenings, a dream, a dress, and a Halloween party at a house surrounded by intrigue find her alone with a man or... Will she live or die? A Halloween three-shot. E/B, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
The Merger by briniava reviews
Sookie is a powerful executive assistant in one company, Eric is playboy CEO of another. The combining of the companies brings them together with DC and the Federal Government as the backdrop. AH/AU/M for upcoming chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,463 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love the Way You Lie by seastarr08 reviews
My entry for the "I Write the Songs" competition. Eric is a lawyer, representing Sookie in a difficult case.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sookie, Eric
All The Little Pieces by devinerose reviews
A continuation of More Than Just A Summer Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,208 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better Man by seastarr08 reviews
AU - By day, Sookie and Eric are regular people, at first glance, but looks can be deceiving. Connected by their differences, they try to survive in a dangerous world, by using their abilities for good.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some by Miss Construed reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Three of a Kind by ShockedUp06 reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Good Times for All by seastarr08 reviews
Eric Northman, a partner at a New York ad agency, is commissioned to create an ad campaign for Bon Temps, an up-and-coming Cajun fusion restaurant, but finds the job is not what he expected. One of my Deadpan contest entries! NEW:Part two is now posted!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by Miss Construed reviews
Every major foreign government organization has a file on secret agent Eric Northman aka "The Swede." He stops at nothing to get what he's after. He's what every man would like to be and what every woman would like to have between her sheets. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,908 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Beginning Is Easy, It's Continuing That's Hard by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU - Sookie and Eric, who are from opposite side of the planet,and are both running away from something, fall in love and deal with the consequences.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,689 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Call Me Irresponsible by Lubadub reviews
Bones crashes with Cat in the days leading up to Randy and Denise's wedding. Sparks fly immediately, but will they last? AH/AU M for a reason - Language and Lemons
Night Huntress series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Mairemor reviews
Join Captain Eric Northman, Yeoman Sookie Stackhouse, Chief Science Officer Bill Compton, Nurse Pam, and Chief Engineer Clancy on the starship Cornucopia and his gracious and plentiful crew who now face THE WRATH OF QUINN! Space sex-lots of laughs
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Hottie Academy by I luv edward Cullen11773 reviews
Bella is confident and hot. And Edward if the hot player every girl loves. But what happens when things get in way with true love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My life without you by raok reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,268 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forthright by Duessa reviews
Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,554 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker Outtake by misscyn reviews
Support Stacie April Auction winners fic pick - The infamous chase through the French Quarter after the Halloween Ball - I thank Duckbutt, HopeStreet, nycsnowbird, Sonjita and Violhaine, hope you ladies like it :
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Amateur by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU: Sequel to The Expert, which has been removed from FF. Its amazing what comes back to haunt you. Looking to the future with the editor and the professor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Smoking Section by Zigster reviews
Norhtman's Off Rivington outtakes. Come, have a smoke, or a drink... or neither, and read some paragraphs that got lost by the wayside during the writing process, but were too entertaining to say goodbye to forever.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
The Best Man by Whitney Love reviews
Womanizer Edward meets Maneater Bella, let the sheets fall where they may. Will Edward still live up to his duties as The Best Man when faced with the temptation of Bella? OOC AU AH rated M for potty mouth and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Awakening Crimson by LoveIsEdwardBella reviews
Boundaries are tested and limits are pushed & ultimately broken. How will Edward & Bella endure their journey of sexual awakening under the burden of desire, guilt and ultimately love. Will their love prevail? Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,941 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Better Than Life by Vican reviews
Being cruelly dumped is never fun, and Bella needs a fresh start. She moves to Forks, determined to keep the boys at arm's length. But Edward can be stubborn... AU/AH, some OOC, rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 212,220 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards: Moving Forwards & Backwards by kArlITaLUna reviews
THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO OUR FIRST STORY, 'A TALE OF TWO EDWARDS'. PLEASE READ THAT ONE PRIOR TO READING THIS ONE OR ELSE, YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY CONFUSED. *FULL SUMMARY INSIDE* ADULT CONTENT NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,588 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Virgin and the Maiden by Kriskahn reviews
Outtakes that take place between "The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition" and "The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain." Rated for the same language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Island In The Sun by drotuno reviews
Edward and Bella were friends in high school, but found love just before he went away to college. They haven't seen each other in 6 years. Will the lie she told him change everything when he finds out? Has years of struggle made a change in Bella? AH M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,597 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
CRUSH by Ealasaid77 reviews
Bella leaves for college and meets some new friends. She really wants to lose her virginity though and decides Edward should be the one to do it, since he knows his way around the ladies. Unfortunately, he might know his way around too many ladies. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,429 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Tale of Two Edwards! by kArlITaLUna reviews
An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hiliarty ensue. AU/AH. Full Summary inside! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,296 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by kArlITaLUna reviews
WARINING: NC-17, MATURE CONTENT. Another awesome collaboration from XShear and kARLOTITA09. Title says it all, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,669 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting with Disaster by NyteRock reviews
AU, all human. The girls meet their dream guys and it seems like things might just be perfect. But when James, an old friend of Edward’s with a disturbing criminal background, comes into town and fixates on Bella, things get complicated. And dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,486 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Only Fools Fall In Love by NotJaneAustin reviews
AH/ AU. Lots of fun will be had along the way as Edward and Bella attempt to forge a relationship built on misunderstandings and definately lots of humour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
The Step Brother by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella loves her life, but what happens when her mother decides to get married and move them into his home. her whole world get flipped upside down. Will she get along with her new step father and brother? Lemons! Lots of them. Very OOC. EM/B, E/B, E/B/EM *CURRENTLY ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cursed by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
They're neighbors and best-selling authors. They're competitive and run in the same circles. It seems like fate is playing with them like toys with they way they're constantly pushed together. It never ends. They hate it--And they hate each other. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,994 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
When the Day Met the Night by reneexx reviews
Four weeks after Eric confronted her, Sookie has taken to avoiding him as much as possible. But word travels quickly when Sam forces her to take a few days off, and Eric decides to take matters into his own hands.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Music of Life by The Twist In Your Story reviews
Bella is a music major who lives with her best friends Alice and Rosalie. What happens when this punkish Bella meets tatted-up bartender Edward at a club that he works at? slightly OOC rated M for later chapters. BxE AxJ RxE All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Gone Fishing by Konfetti reviews
Sookie holds a fishing derby, and Eric and Bill are invited! *Vampwich Warning*
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bill, Eric - Complete
The Games We Play by Indigobuni reviews
Sookie is a junior in college and really likes senior Eric. Can she get him to stop playing games? Story contains sexual tension and AH All Human cast.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Manly Art of Wenching by TheThreeSmutketeers reviews
The Three Musketeers and their new companion have stopped at a tavern to drown their woes and bask in the company of some very willing women. In the process, their new companion gets a much needed lesson in the manly art of wenching. SMUTx4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Southern Living by NyteRock reviews
On a business trip down to Georgia, Edward gets set up to stay with an old friend of Carlisle's where he meets Bella. But when an old boyfriend comes back into the picture and threatens her life and her happiness, can Edward save her? AU / All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007