MICHAEL PARKER
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Hello everybody!!!!

So this is a collab account, we're not just two but THREE people, doesn't that just rock???

Maxie’s Mom’s a MILF!!!! She’s fit!!!! In fact, we found a song that perfectly fits her:

(it's sung to the melody of 'Stacy's Mom')

Maxie can I come over after school,
We can hang around by the pool,
Did your mom get back from her business trip,
Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the slip,
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be,
...I'm all grown up now,
Baby can't you see.

Maxie's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Maxie can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Maxie's Mom.

Maxie's Mom has got it goin' on,
Maxie's Mom has got it goin' on.

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your dad walked out,
Your mom could use a guy like me.

Maxie’s Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Maxie can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Maxie’s Mom

In case our fondness of Maxie's Mom wasn't TMI enough for you, here is a list of Beyblade characters we want in our orgy:
Bryan
Michael (red hair, not the shitty blonde)
Hiro
Tala’s cock
Tala’s arse
Kai’s moobs
MAXIE’S MILF
boris
The nuclear Stalker (wyatt waring rose‘s mushroom cloud blazer and ONLY the mushroom cloud blazer !!!) in a nuclear power plant (oh yea, kinky )

In our opinion, The BIG question concerning Michael is:
does the carpet match the grapes,
do the curtains match the cuffs,
is he a natural blonde?????

BIG question concerning Maxie:
Does he have a sister? And if yes, does she look like Judy?
(If not, he should get a sex change…like seriously!!!!)

Rose is the master of Raping and Rapping, yo! She’s also a pervert and watches to much Frankie Boyle!

We’re all unable to multi task!!! YAY