hey as far as you know my name is daisy im between the ages of 13-19 and I luv 2 read .

I am a total romance fanatic and I'm totally boysessed. I am totally unique and I want 2 stay that way ... I am not the preppy popular type more quiet though if u get 2 know me I am TOTALLY insane and bipolar. I'm like an unstable valcono never know whats gonna come out

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

I know it's a bit sexist but doesnt every girl wat to be picked?

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

(girl)do u think I’m pretty?
(boy)NO
(girl)do u want to be with me forever?
(boy)NO
(girl)would u cry if I left forever?
(boy)NO (girl) do you like me

(boy) NO
she had heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears running down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm:
(boy) your not pretty..., your beautiful
(boy) I don’t want to be with u forever, I NEED to be with u forever
(boy) I wouldn’t cry if u left forever, I would DIE!!

(boy) and I don't like you I LOVE you

Favorite books:powers,wings,shiver,the dark divine, shouse of night ,hush hush, need,captivate,angus thongs and perfect snogging, the naughtiest girl,deadly little secrets,vampire diaries, house of night series , wereling,blue bloods

these aren't all the books I've read just my favorites

Try and read this u'll be surprised

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.

bom chicka wah wah...

and every word is nonsense, but I understand.

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, f_ck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HELL is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

:D

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

how about a nice steaming cup of shut the f-ck up?

sorry I,m allergic to bullshit

f_ckin birds get your ass back up in your tree

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

If your gonna get two faced at least make one of them pretty

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

a black man walks into A bar, a white man walks in and says
"No coloured people in here"
The black man says,
"When im born, im black
when i grow up, im black,
when im ill, im black
when im in the sun, im black
when im cold, im black
when im dead, im black
When your born, your pink,
when youre growing up, youre white
when youre ill, youre green
when youre in the sun, youre red
when youre cold, youre blue
when youre dead, youre purple,
now tell me youre not coloured!"
If you want to abolish racism, copy and paste this onto youre profile!!

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

don't drink and drive smoke an fly

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
It is okay.
I am dead now.
I know about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is :
One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will neverspeak. one choice

no one actually likes abortion it's just wheather u believe in the righ to choose or not I am pro-choice (I beleive in abortion)