SPAG = BORED! so now im gonna completely redo my bio! yay! (does the funky chicken) only it wont be completely redone. I’m really just copy/pasteing most of it from my fictionpress account

Useless info about ME!

There's no way on earth or anywhere else for that matter that i'm gonna tell you my name but you can call me spag. don't ask why cuz then i'd have to kill you. actually, i'd come back from my grave and haunt you cuz my dad would kill me for giving out my name online. so yeah. back to me. I live in ohio (if all the states were ranked on boring ness and 1 was the most boring, ohio would be -53948723.87). I'm a 15 year old girl, just started my sophmore year...today actually. If i was a few inches taller, i would have survived post WWII if hitler had one and i would've killed him. slowly and painfully killed him.

Favs:

drink: sprite remix

food: remix

color: if i was gonna copy ashley, i'd say clear but i'm not. so i'll tell the truth. i dont have one.

book: hmm, where to start. definitatly Harry Potter, Fellowship of the Ring and Return of the King (i skipped the second half of Two Towers cuz it bored me so much), His Dark Materials, some Mercedes Lackey but not all, Dragonlance (ugh, Tanis...lol mac genius!), those Glasswright books, Tamera Pierce (i thinki spelled her name wrong) especially Protector of the Small...NEAL ROCKS MY NON EXSISTANT PIGTAILS! lol bee and mac genius. oh! and my current fav, the simoqin prophecies by samit basu. its so amazingly cool it deserves a catagory of its own.

the simoqin prophecies: ok, the absolute best thing about this book is how funny it is. first of all, it's the first sf/f book from india to ever be published in america. so its automatically cool that way. second, its a spoof of everything you've ever known. Alice in Wonderland, LotR, Robin Hood, Arabian Nights, James Bond, the Iliad and the Odessey, the Mummy, Ramayana (what ever that is, i read it on the back of the book), Harry Potter, and Monty Python. yes, i too thought that spoofing Monty Python was impossible. but it's not. OH! and the Harry Potter spoof...teehee...remember the diary from CoS? well, here's a line from the book- oh wait, icant put that here cuz if you read this book, i'd be giving away the ending. darn it. but oh well. besides all those spoofs, there is a lion that goes baaaa, a scatterbrained creator with an assistant named Sambo (is your name Sambo? it really doesn't matter...) and a bunch of random references to belly dancers. i really need to count the number of references to belly dancers there are.

Update: I started counting but then I lent the book to macgenius but I got up to four in the first half. That’s a lot for a bunch of random references

well, that huge thing about simoqin prophecies has really driven the boredem out of me. so i'm gonna stop my faves section now. now on to:

Quotes from people I know! And if you’re a reviewer who doesn’t know me, you can skip this. Actually, if you made it this far, im proud of you.

School quotes:

"His stupidness makes me laugh!"-Kirsten

"I love stupidity. It's amusing."-same as above.

"I like 10 guys! And yet I don't really like any of them."-Dyer

"It's worth a chuckle" -Em

"I'm giving you permission to lie on your test. But lie in French!" -Mme Fromm (my french teacher)

"Your shoes are ghetto fabulous!" - Patrick

dance people quotes:

"My electrodes are falling off!" –bri

sarah mac’s Brianna songs! ( briiiiiiiianna Brianna Brianna!)

Junior Joe (double j, j squared- lauren) and dave! –bri again

KERRY AND TOM! GAH! –hmm, I wonder…

“I rock my flip flops!” –sarah mac!

“Bri is-“ heehee, me and sarah mac

“Dememtors…Don’t … Fly!” –me and bri

“Fred is hotter than George!” –bri “How can you tell, they’re IDENTICAL TWINS?” –me “YOU wouldn’t know!... oh shoot that sounds wrong”- bri

sarah and the bird from harry potter!

HEATHER and the bird from harry potter!

“Bugs are fascinating, they scare me!”-bri

“Pardon me, I’m carrying my life!”- bri

“Hhhhhhhhere comes Peter Cotton Tail!” –Ashley! (yay, someone besides me sarah mac and bri. Oh wait, there was Lauren too)

OH! corpse bride bathroom w/ pee and a dirty diper on the floor! "I can hear you through a locked door!"- the evil manager lady who was either pmsing or we interupted her doing bad things behind the locked door and her evilness was the result of sexual tension. but i'm guessing theneither. cuz she just reeked evilness.

whoa, that was a lot of quotes and junk from dance… so here's one from school

Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.- nathen's profile haha 'the probablity of me caring is negitive zero percent' omg this kid cracks me up

ok, i got one more section of this cool and newly redone bio: ways to live your life!

spag's life philosophy: expect the worst. then, if you get better than you expected than you're happy cuz you know things could be worse. and if you get the worst, you feel happy cuz you guessed right!

spag's second life philosophy: take all the shortcuts you can and when all of those are exploited, make your own.

bee's life philosophy: you only have two things to worry about in life: if you're healthy or if you're sick. I'f you're healthy there's nothing to worry about. if you're sick, you have two things to worry about: if you live or if you die. if you live you have nothing to worry about. if you die, you have two things to worry about, if you go to heaven or if you go to hell. if you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about. if you go to hell you'll be too busy talking to your friends to care. in conclusion: THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

bee's philosophy on bladders: a bladder is like a trash can; if you use it a lot you need to empty it in about an hour (bee's bladder). Now, a bladder should be like a trash compactor; this way you only have to go about once a day (my bladder). I'm sure you all wanted to know that.

mac genius' life philosophy: look down so you don't trip on something and break your nose. (spag's comment: but if you're looking down and you do trip then wouldn't your nose be the first thing to hit the ground?)

ok, so i just made that one up but it seems like something mac genius would say...runs and hides from scary silent girl who wants to kill me with her evil sign language of doom for calling her mac genius and making fun of her fear of breaking her nose.

but then again, why should i make fun of her irrational fear. i'm the one with the fear of gardem gnomes. anyone who's reading this: IS THERE A SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR THE FEAR OF GARDEN GNOMES? or a fear of the word phobia? or- you know, i'll stop before i write a whole book on it. actually that's not a bad idea...

sorry, cant talk now. see above line for reason.