Hey - I am officially obsessed with fanfics now (thank you google search - this is not what I was looking for)

I only acknowledge pro wrestling fanfics anything else just seems awkward.

If anyone has a dog named Taco I would just like to take the time to tell you what a cool name your dog has.

A life without Skittles and Lucky Charms is a life unlived.

Twitter https://twitter.com/LifeRatedR

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*Stories*

Current:

I'm currently writing this story, I didn't write anything prior to the 14 chapter (15 onwards)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551630/1/My-Daddy-Punk

My current story is on hold even though I have storyline ideas, because I'm having trouble putting them down in pretty words

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8637333/1/Enigmatic-Punks

*Favorites*

Colour: Purple and Black; mood dependent: Pink

Sport: Tae-Kwon-Do. Jiu Jitsu Grappling. I love watching Pro Wrestling (the only fucking reason I'm here in the first place)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*not really considered a sport but whatevs*

Book: I never have a favorite book if I start reading something I will read it obsessively till I finish it and then I will move on (same thing with fanfics :P)

But I will always love Harry Potter

Music: I'll listen to anything, I love One Direction (I don't read 1D fanfics though).

95% of the music I listen to I only know of because of wrestling.

Example: I only got on twitter to follow wrestlers (thanks Zack - I liked you on facebook and followed you on twitter), and I only know of One Direction because of Twitter, so without wrestling I probably wouldn't give a fuck about 1D. and also the background music for wrestling show highlight videos (that's how I found my current favorite song Hide by RED (yeah I know it's from like 2006))

TV Shows: RAW, SmackDown, NCIS, Criminal Minds, BBC Sherlock, Supernatural and the list goes on [but those are my absolute favs] aha, I never miss WWE: Main Event and Saturday Morning Slam now

Food: Fries, any Chicken expect for fried (idk why because i'm usually a fried food junkie but Fried Chicken makes me sick), Pizza, most Italian Food, and Ice Cream (it's all I eat for lunch most days so I appreciate Punk advocating for the return of the WWE Ice Cream Bar)

AND COKE

Cereal (i went there): LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrestlers: (be prepared for a long never ending list kay?)

Christian: If you didn't know this..just by my pen name..you might be stupid...

Edge: Edge makes me happy, like I don't even know he just does. (and you can tell from my twitter name [@LifeRatedR] because his is @EdgeRatedR) :D

Punkster: He inspired me to be straight edge, like I'd never done anything before, but if it wasn't for him I probably would have by now. And also...he's CM fucking Punk, how can you not like him. Also I bond with him over our shared love of ice cream, thats right betches I can bond with figments of my imagination.

Jeffro: Okay, so if you know a guy that spends 30 minutes perfect his awesome beard which he totally pulls off, and dyes his hair a billion different colors..and you DON'T like him. I'm judging you. k?
.. and yeah I know this is totally paradoxical (just like Jeff - haha love No More Words and Endeverafter in general) because there are loads of people that think you have to choose between Punkster and Jeffy. I say to hell with that (lol that sounded funny), but yeah go read my fic "Enigmatic Punks" it's not slash, it's just me showing that they could be besties despite their differences http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8637333/1/Enigmatic-Punks

Matty: Matt is awesome and I love watching his old matches (add this to the list of reasons why I like Christian, Edge and Jeffy). He is going through some things right now but I think he'll win out, and I honestly just want to see OMEGA again. seriously like if Santa Claus is reading this..you know what I want for Christmas bro.

Evan: He can fly and he reminds me of rabbits. (and I fell in love with him while listening to his Art of Wrestling interview with Colt)

Zacky: I rip all of his lines, so I needed to give him credit, plus he's awesome. He has the best action figure collection ever, and we have the same taste in music. And he works really hard, no matter how big of a joke you think he is, you have to respect the fact that he put so much time and effort into getting to the level he's on. Oh and he's the reason I'm on twitter (he's the first person I followed),

Codester:

TedDibear: Look at that name. How can you not love him?

Ziggles: I admire his work ethic and his nice blonde hair and his awesome body and #HEEL. so yeah.

AJ: She reminds me of Lita, in that she is making herself relevant even though she's a diva. and she's so inspirational because she used to just be a fan too and she was never a model and she just worked her butt off and got to where she wanted to be.

Lita: My inspiration. Like I don't even know what to put here. and I live in the same place as her. so...ha. (yeah, no. I've never met her or anything...)

Kaitlyn: Kaitlyn's a lot like Trish in that she came from fitness modelling and just jumped into the industry. but here's the catch...I don't like Trish. I love Kaitlyn though cuz I mean #teammustache all the fucking way. right? #weirdosrule

Randy Orton: okay. he's hot. how can you not like him? Shallow. but true.

John Cena: I know alot of people think that John Cena deserves hate and what not, but to me John Cena is like a better-wrestling-less-funny version of Santino...Love him.

Motto I live by: "If you get off your ass - Nothing Is Impossible"

My Idol: Elmo. don't ask why...

My Issues as a writer: I have personality, lot's of it, I try really hard not to project my personality onto ALL of my characters because that's not even what fanfiction is about.

Oh and I cuss alot, I guess maybe if anyone really likes my stories but my language offends I could just bleep it out or delete it..but I won't. Sorry.

You know when you're a WWE Fan if...
(place an x on the ones that apply to you).
(x) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
(just once-and it never actually happened) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
() You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
(x) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
() When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
() The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
(x) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
(x) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
(x sorry - not even fucking sorry) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
(x) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
(x) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
(x) You know that Edge is PG-13.
() You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.
(x) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
() You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
() When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
(x) You lie, cheat, and steal.
(I did in 2012) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.
(x) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud. (i don't think - i know)
(x) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
() You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
(x lots of someone's) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
() You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
() When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
(x) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
(x) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
() You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.
(x) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
(x) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
(x damn right!) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
(x) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday and Friday nights.
(x) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
() You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.
(x) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
() You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
(x) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
(x doesn't mean i didn't like power rangers) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
(x) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
(x) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.
() You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
() You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.
(XXXXXXXXXXXXX) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured. CAN CHRISTIAN PLEEEEEZE COME BACK...
(x) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (and then he started wearing them again)
() You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling (or the WWE) in your home.
You know your a WWE fan if:
(x) you know who spits in the face of people who dont want to be cool
(well not if i can say it 3 times in a row - ZackPack) You dont get tired of saying "wooo"
(DAMN) you say DAMN!, or I'M comming to get you!, or even Your fired a lot.
(x) When you do the Hardy boys "hand sign" thing or "YOU CANT SEE MEE"
(x) You know what RVD stands for
(x) You know what HBK stands for
()Can't remember the last time you didn't watch wrestling on Monday night
(x) You can name all three members of Extreme Expose
() you have bought at least one ppv
(x)You watch the news and wonder if the 'extremely graphic images' were done by blading, capsule or hardway.
(x) You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
(x) You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
() If you can actually remember Sting's last public words.(before he joined TNA).
(NO- for me it was the Anaconda Vise and the Yes Lock) Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
(don't drive yet)You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
(haha detention is for losers..) your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
(x-even though I can't drink) You've opened a can of woop ass.
(x)You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed
(x)You win a fight and afterwards you start posing
() You own more than one wrestling t-shirt
(x)Your chem teacher keeps talking about 'atom' but because the teacher has an accent and because you're looking at Edge pictures as he's talking you think he's saying 'Adam' and you keep on looking up and going, "Huh? Where?"
()When you first watched "The Longest Yard" you were just waiting for Stone Cold to Stun somebody.
(it used to) saying the boogeyman would come if you didn't do as you were told worked
() At a sporting event instead of doing the wave you costantly scream Wooooooo
(x)You know you can never watch too much wrestling
(x)When you watch a movie with The Rock in it you keep thinking "he sold out"
()You tried to burn you brother so that he could be more like Kane
(x)You have ever done a book report on a wrestler's autobiogrophy.
(x) If you need a weapon you chose a sledge hammer, a stop sign, trash can, table, chair, etc.
(x) when you check WWE.com everyday just to check news or watch new videos
(x) you know what the Chair Shot Heard 'Round The World is.
()instead of having a left foot and a right foot, you have a D foot and an X foot
(x)your favorite kind of music is Sweet Chin Music
(x-failed)you try to spit water like Triple H
()you have at least one poster of a WWE Superstar on your wall
(x- haha get it-x)you've raised the X symbol in a public place
(x)you have a hard time understanding why some people don't like wrestling
() you've made your own signs
(x - more than one but whatevs)you're in love with one of the Superstars
(x) when u have conversations of dream matches() as soon as you hear the first note of "Real American", you get an adrenaline rush 100x that of what you would get from any other superstar.
(x) When you know your future theme song, ring gear, finishing move .etc. for when your in the WWE
(x) When the only Motorhead song you know is "The Game" or "King of Kings"() Whenever you walk into a shop you announce:
"(shopname) is Jericho"
(x) if you have one or more WWE themes as ringtones in your cell phone
(x)When you feel any pain in your body, you tap out.
() if you insist on having your theme music be played when you enter and leave a room
(x) if you've mapquested "know your roll boulevard"
() approach a group of females with the opening of "HELLLOOO LADDDIESSS!!!"
(x)When you hear anything envolving BBQ sauce you think "good old JR"
()You spend more money on pay per views then birthday presents
(x)You think that the fact Undertaker has a wife, that that kills the entire "Deadman Inc." mystic - lookin' at you Michelle
(x)you know how apply one or more submission holds
(x)when u stay up all night re-watching the pay-per-views on ur computer and still get pissed when u see ur favorite wrestler lose
()If you ever made cardboard wrestling belts as a kid
(x)You get the urge to dive through any table you see -- the inner enigma
()You begin your presentations in school by saying "Right here in this very room..."
(x)You have a new found love of Canada, and all things Canadian
(x) If you get more excited for Wrestlemania weekend than you do for birthday's, christmas, anniversary's etc.
(x - just once)If you go to a kids party and end up telling all the kids to get out of the bouncing castle so you can start a Royal Rumble match.
()You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
(x)You will not dispose of a beverage can with out bashing it on your head first
()u never ask someone simply if they agree with you, u say "CAN YA GIMME A HELL YEAH!" and when they give you anything but a "HELL YEAH" you beat them up
(x)You start discussing who the jobbers/JTTS are in other sports
()when your spending money for the month is determined after you pay for the pay-per-view.
(x)u try to say 'Jeff Foxworthy' and it comes out as 'Jeff Hardy'
()when you present a lil known fact to someone but you do it like this... "Oh you didn't know?... Your ASS betta CALLLL SOMMMEEBOODDYYYY!!!!"
(hahahahahaha)your one friend is on EDGE and the other one is a CHRISTIAN.
()When you get an "F" on a test in Spanish class, you spit on your teacher, punch him/her, then start complaining about screwjobs. Shortly thereafter, you transfer to French class.
() you see 2 guys about to fight and you think that its gonna be one hell of a slobberknocker!
()you walk out of the chapel down the aisle and you high-five everybody
()When you arrive in a place you've been to before (from your bathroom to California) and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, [YOUR NAME] HAS COME BACK! TO [LOCATION]!"
()you know you're a wwe fan when you put your facebook picture as you doing a wrestling pose, or move
()when you have video footage of you doing your favourite wrestlers finisher move or a whole match
(x)When u see a sledgehammer u imagine HHH is holding it!
(i used to)you know your a wwe fan when you here a clock ticking you think its the boogeyman and hes coming to getcha
(x)When you're tempted to change signs from "STOP 4-way" to "FATAL 4-way"
(x) if you have at least one John Cena rap song or WWE Anthology song on your IPod.
(x) you can think of more then one way to use a ladder.
(x) you can think of more then one way to use a table.
(x)you can think of more then one way to use a chair.
(x)you can think of more then one way to combine the three.
()on superbowl day, you sit there, refusing to watch it saying "yeah...nothing compared to Wrestlemania"
(x)when you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
()Keibler reminds you of a diva and not a cookie
(x)In Chemistry you find yourself writing 'icon' instead of 'ion'
(x) you get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight.
()you get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.
(x)you know which parts of the plots are made up and which are real.
(x i can actually do it :D)you try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does.
()you refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music
(x)TLC reminds you of Tables Ladders and Chair...not Toddlers and Tiaras.
()when your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it.
(x)you can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.
()you think everyone holding up "John 3:16" signs ripped off "Stold Cold Steve Austin."
(x)you check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released.
()everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the spanish table if you don't stop."
(x)you never leave the house on Monday nights.
()your girlfriend tells you it's over and you respond by hitting her over the head with a chair.
(x)you see someone laying on the floor and have a subconcious urge to pin them
(x)you knew Stacy Keibler before she was dating Clooney

--I really like adding to this list so my profile is really long thank god it doesn't have a character limit *looking at you twitter*