Ohai.
Are you another plot bunny?
Did you get my link off deviantART?
Did you read my fic on Facebook?
Have you read my fan fictions, and wondered how stupidly random my profile might be?
Did you answer "Yes" to any of those? Either way, read on, my luff bunny.

COOL. HI! I’m Mr. Fucking Dinosaur.
Just kidding! xDD
Nice to meet you, I’m Fang.
I like to quote things.
I'm a total pervert. C;
HEEY. I'm Major Pervert. Also known as... SUPAH UKE!
I gotta obsession with dinosaurs, kingdom hearts, and yaoi.
Yaoi, my dear people, is my greatest weakness.
If yaoi was banned in the US, I’d move to Canada.
Because that would give me an excuse to move to Canada.

MEANWHILE IN CANADA...
... -crickets-

K, I’m done rambling about Canada.
I’m not going to go on about how great my fanfic’s are, or how much I looooooove AkuRoku, or anything like that. I’ll let you decide that for yourself. I mean, my choices of Yaoi pairings to write about should lead you to understand which couple is my favorite. xD

Are you fucking me!? "Yes. Yes I am."
Inside Jokes Make Me Giggle. c:

Also, I’d like to inform you that I’ve had a bag of cookies (YES, A BAG) and three mountain dews in the past hour.
I apologize in advance for the retardation experienced on this profile...
Kloveyoubai!

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Kingdom Hearts Questions

1. Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts Character(s)?

Axel, Roxas, Sora, & Riku!

2. Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts Male Character(s)?

...All said above. xDD

3. What boss fight in Kingdom Hearts do/did you hate to fight?

Fucking Xemnas. He was a whore.

4. In Kingdom Hearts which world(s) were your favorite?

HALLOWEEN TOWN. BAAAAH.

5. In Kingdom Hearts which world(s) did you hate?

Errrrrr...

6. In Kingdom Heats which Keyblade(s) are your favorite? (this also includes 'even-though-you-didn't-get-the-weapon-but-looked-awesome'.)

All of them.

7. In Kingdom Hearts which keyblade(s) were your least favorite?

Your mom's keyblade. Because it fails. xDD [Inside Joke]

8. Out of all of the Summons from Kingdom Heats which one(s) are your favorite?

None of them.

9. Which pairings (this includes yaoi) do you like? Why?

AkuRoku

SoRiku

Riku x Mickey

-continues on for hours-

10. Which pairings (this includes yaoi) do you hate? Why?

SoKai

KaiRiku

Xemnas x Axel

Larxene x Axel

-continues on forever-

11. Do you believe that Kairi is annoying in Kingdom Hearts?

FUCK TO THE YES. God, I hate her!

12. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I haven't played it yet. TT^TT

13. What enemy/boss was the hardest to beat?

XEMNAS.

Stupid Faggot...

14. CloTi or Clearith?

CLEARITH!

But CloTi is sill good c:

15. List the Kingdom Hearts Characters you would love to meet in real life, this includes from Final Fantasy.

Cloud, Axel, Sora, Axel, Riku, Axel, Roxas, Axel, Xemnas, Axel, Leon, Axel, Aerith... did I mention Axel? c:

16. What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games out there in the world?

The graphics,

The plot,

The characters,

The HELLA BALLIN' music,

The use of sexy characters,

Wait... What doesn't make Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

Fang has the best friend ever. xD [ Pili! ] {"this is Pili talking" (this is me talking)}

"How do you say his name?" (Jerich? [said like, Jeri-sh]) "Oh.. I'm just gonna call him Mr. Blackwell."

"I gave him a marshmallow." (..Who?) "...Bloodymelody15x." (DON'T CALL HIM THAT. HE HAS A NAME!) "Sorry! God. I meant JERI-SHH."

"I met this guy today, and he had aqua eyes." (WHAT!?) "I KNOW RIGHT? Then I walked up to him, and I was like.. 'YOUR EYES ARE AQUA."

(-singing 21 Guns by Green Day) "When I first heard that song, I thought he said 21 huns. Like off of Mulan."

"What the fuck!? He wants me to look into his eyes." (He's gonna rape you.)