Yola

Feel free to browse through this. (It's probably going to be long)

Long

Long

LONG!

That's a weird word, long...

What does long mean again?

FAVORITES

Books:

Redwall

Lord of the Rings

Star Wars

TWILIGHT!

Harry Potter

Eragon

Movies:

Phantom of the Opera

Lord of the Rings

Star Wars

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Bourne Identity (Matt Damon's hot!)

Other Favorites:

Ketchup

Fried chicken

Laughing

Daydreaming

Soccer

Swimming

Dancing outside in the rain

Math (yes I'm a geek)

All of my many friends

Cookie Dough

Brownies!

Random Quotes

"Purple"

"It smells like up dog in here" "What's up dog?"

"OOOOOM"

"What about second breakfast?"

"Ello Poppet" (the best line in PotC)

"What about luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper? He knows about them doesn't he?"

"There is no sign of his body sir" "Then he is not dead" (no friggin duh.)

"Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"I hate people who hate people"

"I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone equally."

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em."

Fanfics:

Beware of the Farce:the one place I get my randomness out. This one will probably go on forever. and ever and ever and ever. or until I run out of stupidness and randomness. Which won't happen ever. This thing haunts my day dreams. Most of the outline for this was written with one of my friends when we were waiting for the bus. So, yea. Enough explanation.

Jane's New Moon: My first serious fanfic! Yay! Probably will only be a one-shot, maybe won't, I dunno. Depends on how much school stuff I have. I love torturing Edward. I dunno why. But I love him so much. (Blows a kiss) I love you Edward! Sorry.

Oh, and btw; I probably won't update in a while.

There's a stupid thing called school.

BLAH

If ur out of it, ur lucky.

Grrr

He He

WHY DO I DO THINGS BECAUSE I'M BORED??

Cause I'm weird like that, that's why.

I'm bored right now.

Soooooooooooo...

Copy and Pastie thingies time!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.-LOL!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. ...too many times to count...

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile....omg! Yes!

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side (we have cookies) ...and they're GOOD cookies!!

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU WORSHIP ERIK LIKE A GOD, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. and Raoul too...

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. -story of my life.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile....um, yea

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.-too long. I don't even know what it says anymore.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling(s), copy this into your profile. Many, many, many, MANY times...

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, PhantomPenguin, Melanda.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. Aye!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! ...and we were right...

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you were one of the people who screamed "DAVY!" when he died at the end of AWE, copy and paste this into your profile.-this is partially true-but I laughed maniacally afterward.

If you have ever day dreamed so long that you didn't realize that class had ended and you sat there until someone poked you, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your elbows, copy this into your profile. Hey, it's not as easy as it sounds!

Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana. ...why does it have to be a machete?

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Yay, Bunnie!

This is a really cute, true poem.

I just love it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Random Stuff

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS till he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse)

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

FYI: you are NOT bringing yxes (flip that word cuz this site won't show it) back,

you don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair,

orange is NOT the new pink,

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO( i don't get this one...)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (haha, gotta remember that one the next time the POP-TARTS at my school pick on me...)

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind person of who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals (why won't this site let me show slrig? (flip that word), we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. (another story of my life)

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

And this is the end of my stupid little thing, so have a good day. (Hopefully for the sake of your sanity you didn't read it all.) :)

Thank you very much.

If you know what I mean of course.

LOL