My name is Phrank and i would like you to welcome you to my Fan Fiction Profile! All you need to know about me is the following quiz. I am currently working on a fanfic about the sarah silverman program.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny
3. Boxers or briefs? Depends whos wearing them (if its me then boxer-briefs)
4. Whole or skim milk? Skim
5. Single or taken? single
6. Simple or complicated? Complicated to the n'th degree
7. Law or anarchy? Law with a designated provence in the area of anarchy
8. Flowers or angels? flowers
9. Grey or gray? i dont get it... umm... grey?
10. Read or write? Write a book then read it.
11. Color or black-and-white photos? I love black and whites
12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise is much prettier.
13. M&M's or Skittles? Skittles
14. Go to bed late or wake up late? wake up late
16. TV or Radio? Television
17. Is it POP or SODA? its COLA omg...
18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? Oh Oh Oh yeah...
19. Leather purse or knit purse? Knit
20. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? Dinosaurs. Duh.
22. Hot or Cold? Cold you can always put on more clothes,
23. Light or dark nail polish? Dark
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Taller than me.
25. Sun or moon? neither. i like it cloudy and rainy
26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald
27. Mt. Dew or Surge? COLA omg...
28. Left or right? Left
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend who you can tell everything to, amen!
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Superman, or Mint Choco chip
31. High or Drunk? High, kills less people
32. Green beans or carrots? Green bean pods with uncooked carrots in them
33. Low fat or fat free? fat free... you cant taste it unless its ice cream...
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? being arrested and getting shanked in prison. I can deal with rape...
35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? COKE omg... (jk, um... gold?)
36. Kids or no kids? Adopt
37. Cat or dog? Both
38. Half empty or half full? OMG IT DEPENDS IF THEY DRANK IT HALF EMPTY OR POURED IT HALF FULL JEEZUS!
39. Mustard or ketchup? Mustard
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? Hard Cover you can keep them for longer
41. Newspaper or magazine? Comic books
42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals
44. Red car or white car? White Cars.
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? sad and rich. I can always make friends...
46. Singing or dancing? BOTH BOTH BOTH OMG BOTH!
47. Hugging or Kissing? Romantic Bear Hugging. You can hug anyone.
48. Corduroy or plaid? Depends. but i love Corduroy!
49. Happy or sad? Id prefer to be Happy but its not workin out...
50. Purple or green? Purple, purple, purple!