Kokomojeezus
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Author has written 1 story for Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello. I'm Kokomojeezus. :D

I'm a bit random, a little bohemian, big otaku, and even more of an Avatard. Generally speaking, I like comedy and action mangas/animes, though I keep an open mind about that kind of thing. My favorites are Avatar: the Last Airbender, Azumanga Daioh, FullMetal Alchemist, Galaxy Angel, Adventure Time, Aqua Teen Hunger Force... lets just say I have a lot of favorites.

I read a lot of manga too, like Mahou Sensei Negima, Hayate the Combat Butler, GE Good Ending, Onidere, One Piece... up to date on all of em. ^_^

Let it also be known that I am a huge Sonic fan.

Shipping Hierarchy (for anyone who has time to kill):

S-Rank (FUCK YEAH): Tokka, NegiNodo, Jinko/Zujin, Hayate x A-tan, Keitarou x Mutsumi, Keitarou x Naru

A-Rank (Awesome): Taang, KonoSetsu, Negi x Yue, NegiChacha, Kataang, Ty Zula, Hayate x anyone else

B-Rank (Meh): Sukka, Maiko, SetsuTsuki, Negi x Anyone else, Zutara, Ty Laang, Ty Lokka, Sonic shippings

C-Rank (Nty kthxbai): Yuokka, Sukka, Azutara, Azulaang

F-Rank (NOOOO): Yaoi shippings, Toph x anyone else, Maikka

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

1. Ty Lee

2. Aang

3. Sokka

4. Katara

5. Jin

6. Zuko

7. Meng

8. Toph

9. Bumi

10. Mai

11. Yue

12. Iroh

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Surprisingly, yes. :P

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sure, why not? Just as long as she’s not in psycho-mode…

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I wouldn’t be incredibly surprised. Iroh is a pimp. XD

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Alas, no… T_T

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

X_X I'm a man. I don't do yaoi.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten friendship would be pretty interesting to read…

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would exact revenge by calling in Sokka. Oh, I’d love to see that fight…

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

“Sokka and Mai decide to have a battle of wits over the title of Sarcasm Lord.”

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes. I’ve read it. Not gonna lie, it was okay.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Old Habits Die Hard? :P

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yeah…pretty hard not to.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I’m aware…

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No… but I’ve seen it written before.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Shaft Theme. Replace “Shaft” with “Toph,” and “chicks” with “everyone.” XD

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: contains forced dates and extreme facepalming.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. T_T She needed moar screentime…

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

“Ty Lee and Meng are in a happy relationship until Bumi runs off with Katara. Ty Lee, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yue and a brief unhappy affair with Iroh, then follows the wise advice of Jin and finds true love with Sokka.”

What title would you give this fic?

Only the Second Half of This Story Makes Any Sense

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I’d lol. And then I’d ask myself, “Wait, wtf am I watching?”


I feel the need to do another one of these.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (Mahou Sensei Negima/Negima! Magister Negi Magi)

1. Haruna

2. Nodoka

3. Yue

4. Negi

5. Setsuna

6. Konoka

7. Chamo

8. Chachamaru

9. Eva

10. Jack Rakan

11. Takane D. Goodman

12. Albireo/Colonel Sanders

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Nope.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I thinks it's rather ironic that #4 is the one of the only 3 males I have on this list. _

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Then Negi's mega-makeout apparently did more than just give her a soul...

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yeah. I haven't even read that many MSN fics, either. It's just unavoidable.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I could see it happening.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine, only because Jack Rakan is too... Jack Rakan. He'd prolly explode her or something. o_o;

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

That would actually be perfect. "Hey hey, and they say librarians are prudes?" XD

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Yue gets tired of Eva's increasingly difficult training, and decides to ask Jack Rakan to train her. He accepts. She goes back to Eva the next day.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

...no. Just no.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I don't know... Albireo is never bothered by anything, and Chamo is never serious enough to give any advice.
I guess, It's Hard Out There for an Ermine?

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Idk, really.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nah...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Two/Four, yes. Two/Four/Five? Uh... a bit of a stretch.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

...Spinning Wheel by Blood Sweat and Tears. Negi would be there to help :3

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Haruna is dangerous without supervision. For the faint of heart, skip to the next chapter, where Albireo walks in and saves Konoka from the tentacle-golems.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not very long ago.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Haruna and Chamo are in a happy relationship until Eva runs off with Negi. Haruna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takane and a brief unhappy affair with Albireo, then follows the wise advice of Setsuna and finds true love with Yue.

What title would you give this fic?

Golems and Ermines Don't Cut It Anymore

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would not be reading MSN. No siree.


Last one, I promise.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (Love Hina

1. Shinobu

2. Mutsumi

3. Motoko

4. Nyamo

5. Tama

6. Naru

7. Keitarou

8. Seta

9. Mitsune

10. Suu

11. Kanako

12. Haruna

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Haven’t read any, but I’m sure it’s out there.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I’d say cute is more the word…

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

D:

Mister Seahorse???

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Again, haven’t read any Love Hina fic, but it has to be there.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

OH YES. This is my secret crack ship. Shh. Don’t tell anyone.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten, only because it makes a little bit more sense.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He’d have mixed feelings: glad, because Kanako is finally off his back, but confused, because… yeah.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Too easy. “Motoko teaches Suu an important lesson: no matter how much you love someone, it’s not okay to sneak into their bed to sleep next to them. Especially if it’s Keitarou.”

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No? I should hope not?

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Learn From Our Mistakes. It would be Haruna yelling and Keitarou, telling him not to be an indecisive dunderhead like Seta was.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don’t even know if they read Love Hina.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

See above.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

See above again.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Taking Care of Business by BTO

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

“Warning: Any conversation between females in this series usually takes place in the hot springs and ends with Keitarou being beaten. Expect more of the same.”

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

_ I really should try to read some fic about a series before I try these things…

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

“Shinobu and Keitarou are in a happy relationship until Mitsune runs off with Nyamo. Shinobu, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kanako and a brief unhappy affair with Haruna, then follows the wise advice of Tama and finds true love with Motoko.”

What title would you give this fic?

This Sounded a Lot Better in My Head

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

HNNNNNG-

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The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring shorts originally posted to tumblr: Toph waiting impatiently.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 126,726 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Mai, Zuko] Toph
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 464,037 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Pen Pals by Decidedly Odd reviews
ABANDONED. The correspondence of Firelord Zuko and Her Royal Majesty, Toph Bei Fong, Queen of Omashu. Features weddings, assassinations, tea, and other silly things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Zuko, Toph
Burning Bright by WhiskyFlower reviews
Zuko discovers that there is more to Jin than he once thought. R and R. Flames accepted!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 321,625 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Zuko, Jin
The Wrath of Koh by A Voice in the Desert reviews
Four years after Sozin's Comet the Gaang travels to the Fire Nation for a reunion. Katara is captured, Azula escapes, and Koh seems bent on entering the mortal world! What will the Gaang do? Who is this new mysterious character? Tokka/Kataang. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,988 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
An Heir For The Earth King by toomanypickles reviews
A couple of years after the events of A Grand Tour, Toph finds herself unwillingly caught up in court intrigue in Ba Sing Se, and all because of Bosco...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 18,124 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Toph - Complete
A Shocking Discovery by birdie83earth reviews
Modern TAANG! Toph is the rich girl at school who doesn't have any friends because she doesn't need any. Aang is the nerdy kid who's obssesed with Toph. Will 1 "kiss" have these two wanting more?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,434 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Burn My Dread FES by Miles Edgeworth reviews
Sequel to Burn My Dread Complete. The Bending Club was supposed to spend today saying goodbye to their old life, but now, they find themselves trapped, and lead by an unlikely person inside the Labyrinth of Lethe. What dangers lie in wait within.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,336 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Azula
Finn and Marceline by Planet Cool reviews
Jake experiences jealousy and loneliness after Finn starts spending more time with Marceline.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Finn, Marceline A.
The Avatar Crew comes to You! by zutarakid50 reviews
10 *not counting Jet* people from Avatar are stuck in my house. Pure humor! Rated for safty! Spoilers in later chapters for season 3 finale. I'm editing some chapters so beware! Story is ending soon. COMPLETE! Read anyway!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,844 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
The Princess & the BadgerCat by Kyra Rivers reviews
Crack!AU. In a land never torn apart by Sozin's War, the sixteen-year-old Avatar Aang is best friends with Crown Prince Zuko, Toph is engaged, Katara is kidnapped, and Sokka is a badger-cat. Yeah, he doesn't understand why either. Full summary inside.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Observation Man by united states of fail reviews
In which Toph is stubborn and Sokka is pedantic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
A Smile Worth A Thousand Tears by The Genius Mage reviews
He is just a normal boy...right? Post Klonoa 2, one-shot unless I decide to expand it.
Klonoa - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - King of Sorrow - Complete
A Grand Tour by toomanypickles reviews
Some years after the war, Sokka and Toph, tired of their everyday lives, decide to travel the world together, looking for adventure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Katara has her priorities wrong by inktica reviews
agony for fans of JET in 150 words
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katara, Jet
Uh oh, Mai dies a terrible death by inktica reviews
Mai has an adventure, is gloomy, than bored, than dies. Such a shame.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Mai - Complete
Parlor Tricks by Lyralocke reviews
AU, Kataang. It's 1927 and the city is at war. The Dragon Gang is taking over every speakeasy they can, and it's up to the Riversiders and the Aces to stop them. Just one problem. There's only one Ace left, and he doesn't think he has anything to prove.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,262 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Aang, Katara
The Boy by zutarakid50 reviews
Part three of a series of One-shots I plan on making that all have to do with Voldemort in some way. All named after his Horcruxs! 'The Boy'- The night Voldemort went to kill Harry when he was a baby, a different fight occured... Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
According to Plan by YarningChick reviews
Every detail of Haru's life had long been decided for her. But even the best laid plans can be ruined by one tiny... ah... misunderstanding.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,635 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
Reason by AnjinForever reviews
Picks up where the show left off and mainly follows Toph. The White Lotus helps Toph discover a new path to follow, but a simple quest ends up starting off a huge and perilous adventure for the young earthbender. No OCs, no AUs. 100% canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Toph
Lost in Translation by TigerTerror reviews
Once, all nations knew the story how how the four element spirits created the world. But time has past, and many of the nations no longer pass it on to their children - and other nations have changed it into a story that is very different... One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Burn My Dread Complete by Miles Edgeworth reviews
High School AU: Aang is a transfer student at a private school in Ba Sing Se, where he is drawn into a secret war to save the world from a wildly out of control Spirit World. Now he must restore balance while trying to have a normal life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 455,645 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Aang - Complete
Reconstructed Destinies by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 298,444 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
To Tread Lightning by SkyWarrior108 reviews
DISCONTINUED. What if Azula hadn't lost her mind? How different would the outcome of the war have been? Azula/Ty Lee, Katara/Aang, Sokka/Suki, implied Zuko/Mai. Response to AnimeFanGirlWrites4ever's challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Azula, Aang
Summer's Heat by Changeling10 reviews
Sokka and Toph agree to go on an undercover mission for Zuko. But with danger lurking at every turn, this time the dynamic duo may have bitten off more than they can chew. [complete]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,955 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
I'd Lie by Kyoshi7989 reviews
“Care to play a game of 20 questions? One for each day you spend here. By the end of those 20 days, I guarantee you’ll be in love with me.” Fortunately for Toph, some love stories just aren’t meant to happen. This isn’t one of them. AU. Tokka. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,922 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Girl of Ba Sing Se by Aicosu reviews
Prince Zuko's mind won't let him forget that feeling of judgeless love and he longs to have it again, whatever the cost.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,051 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Jin
Comedy of Errors by DJNS reviews
On the eve of Sokka and Suki's wedding, the gang learns Toph has a crush on the Dragon of the West. Hilarity ensues. Kataang/Maiko/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,968 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
It's Only Fair by Grocer Man reviews
In which Toph comes to an interesting conclusion about Aang's past lives. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Toph, Roku - Complete
Fingertips: A Big Bowl of Random reviews
A collection of oneshots based off of "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants. Mostly funny, sometimes serious, always awesome. NUMBER 3, I Hear the Wind Blow: Katara finds out that Aang isn't just the last airbender... he's also the first musicbender!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009