Dyanne Hellen Sotobod
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Joined 07-28-06, id: 1101864, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 11 stories for Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fairy Tales, How to Train Your Dragon, and Frozen.

Just a bit about me...

I'm a twenty-something professional medieval archaeologist who specializes in western material culture. And, yes, I do answer questions about various medieval cultures for aspiring writers. But I only do this on my tumblr, which can be found here.

I have a twin (Cathy Ellaine, or Kitty) who is probably my best friend on this whole planet even though we're complete opposites. Besides her, I have four other siblings. Yep. There are six of us.

If we judge as far as the technical definition of first and second languages go, English is actually my second language. My first few words were in Spanish, since my parents for whatever reason could not get me to speak English for a while.

I am a Messianic Jew, which is not actually under the umbrella of Judaism at all but under the umbrella of Christianity.

I believe that pain reveals more about the human condition than anything else, except for love. As a result, I put my original characters through hell. And thus, I typically don't post my original works.

"You know you've made it as a writer when you write only for your own benefit and damn what anyone else thinks."
--Unknown

"We write the books we want to read. And I want to read books that are richly textured and full of sensory detail, books that make me feel as if I am experiencing a story, not just reading it. Plot is only one aspect of telling a tale, and not the most important one. It's the journey that matters, not how fast you arrive at the destination."
--George R.R. Martin

"An artist's only concern is to shoot for perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else's."
--J.D. Salinger

"Anthropology...makes the familiar strange and the strange familiar."
--Edward Sapir

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True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Partly Comatose by Pickles the Great reviews
ONESHOT. She's lying there, pumped full of drugs and still as death, and all he can think about is how beautiful she looks. MAJOR 108 SPOILERS, HAPPY FRAGGING ROYAI DAY EVERYBODY.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
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The Amestrian Candidate reviews
When terror and war threaten Mustang's campaign, he must fight to stay true to himself and attain the office of Fuhrer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
The Snow King reviews
On year's longest night, when planets align,/ And when midnight hour is close at hand,/ A child shall be born with powers malign/ Of such great might as could cover the land./ And when he comes to his twenty-first year,/ Under his rule, the kingdom shall splinter./ All men and women shall shiver in fear./ The land shall be cursed in unending winter.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/7/2013
For Everything Else reviews
He was useless, he was a walking disaster, but, Astrid admitted to herself, he was nice; definitely nicer than his cousin, and ten times as smart. The promised return to "This Time, For Sure."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
This Time, For Sure reviews
Cowardly, little Hiccup. Useless, blundering Hiccup. The biggest screw-up Berk had ever seen. She'd catch him in the act of–whatever he was up to. This time, for sure. Rated for some strong language.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A Golden Feather reviews
After being called across the worlds by Prince Charming, a Private Investigator from New York City embarks on the most unusual, illogical, and incredible quest of his career. Along with everything else ridiculous that occurs, he never once counted on meeting with a princess who, his match in both brains and charisma, is notorious for her shoes. A retelling of the Golden Bird.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012
How It All Began reviews
A brief look into how Royai began. Featuring the two biggest proponents of the relationship in the whole series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
The Bestial Thing reviews
The Bestial Thing was smiling. IT was simply smiling and speaking and sitting contentedly as the strange metal monster moved past those big stone boxes the humans lived in and trees and other strange metal monsters. Rated for brief mention of adult themes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Therapy reviews
Riza stopped pacing and dropped on the couch in a most undignified way. “How can I feel that way about a person who is so... infuriating?” -- Royai. Rated for brief mention of adult themes. Now a TWO-SHOT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
How Bleach Should Have Ended Long Ago reviews
Exactly as the title implies. It's super short, but I at least think it's a bit funny. Rated for non-graphic violence.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
How FMA Should Have Ended reviews
Exactly like the title says. It's just some nonsense I typed up randomly. I at least think it's somewhat funny... ONESHOT. Very, very, VERY slightly IMPLIED Ed/Win. No other pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Miss Rukongai reviews
They were like the sun and the moon, bound together by a red cord of fate, and, as everyone knows, the moon cannot shine without the sun... I hate writing summaries. Obviously IchiRuki with some not-so-one-sided IchiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010