Welcome. I'm a girl. I'm 16. I know when I smell "rave".

You can talk to me about the following subjects without receiving a flame: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, C.S. Lewis, Philip Pullman, Jane Austen, Henry James, Evelyn Waugh, Green Day, Hoobastank, Ben Jelen, U2, Switchfoot, Scissor Sisters, Liverpool FC, etc...so talk to me. I "display my email in my profile page" for a reason.

I read Harry Potter fan fiction. My preferred pairing is Draco/Ginny, mainly because there are quite a few of these that are well done. Harry/Ginny would be nice, as would some non-comical Ron/Hermione, but nothing I've read so far has set my socks a-rolling.

ALSO: I'm available as a BETA a reader for anyone who asks nicely. Actually, I take that back. If you ask rudely, I'll be intrigued.

So here's the deal: I don't write fan fiction, because I believe it's a massive waste of time, and also of any talent I might perhaps posess. I have a FF.Net profile for one reason, then -- to sift through the shit on this site and organize the gems for easy reading. I do this for my own benefit entirely, but what's to keep everyone else from enjoying the fruits of my labor? Nothing. People come to my profile just to check out what's hot to read...and why not? I do have impeccable taste.

-- H.M.W.

P.S. THE BEST FAN FICTION OF ALL TIME is currently "Our Winter", by Jade Okelani.