Contact: Email Ensignbiki@aol.com, Twitter @LostInHeadSpace, or over FFN private message.

While I'm unlikely to bite unless you do first, please note and respect the following:

- I DO NOT ROLEPLAY, PLEASE STOP ASKING.

- I very, very rarely loan my OCs. Please do not borrow them without permission.

- I rarely update on a set schedule. When I do, the update schedule will be stated in the Author's Notes.

I'm not here on FFN much anymore - look for me at Archive Of Our Own (dot) Org (slash) users (slash) ObsidianJade - although you will find me making sporadic returns for crossposting purposes.

CARS readers - The Hallowed series is being crossposted from AO3, and the last chapter of ASA is currently in progress. (Nick, Dusty, and Maru are all arguing over exactly whose perspective(s) it needs to be written from. Bear with me.)

The Epic Cars Fanfiction (Explicitly Not 'OF DOOM') - I'm still trying to change that damned title, though I'm rather afraid it's stuck - is currently in-progress. Chapters will be posted on AO3 first. Updates will be erratic. The plotline dates solidly back to 2008 (it was the larger story that led up to Memories on a Wall, which I didn't have the time or focus to write at that time) and encompasses canon from Cars, Planes, and Planes: Fire and Rescue. Cars 2, for the purposes of the story, was a particularly extended Mater's Tall Tale and will be largely ignored. Any similarity to Cars 3 is, in fact, coincidental. Spoiler: Lightning wrecks. When your main character is a racecar, there are a finite number of ways to add drama.

In chronological order, the Hallowed verse consists of: Saving Tomorrow, The Truth In Old Saws, All Hallowed, with Another Story Altogether spread throughout the timeline. The Director's Cut, as with Bleach, is a series of missing/deleted/expanded scenes, notes, and utter randomness. Please note that the chapters of the Director's Cut are NOT in the same order they are on AO3, and that 'Home is Where' is left as a stand-alone one-shot.

You can skip Saving Tomorrow and Memory if the content is triggering or otherwise problematic, although the former is referenced throughout the series.

BLEACH readers - yes, I will be finishing the Duty and Honor series!! Bonds of Honor will wrap at 36 chapters, with the one-shot Stone to follow. Also in the works is a second chapter to In Wolf's Clothing. Timeline on all of the above is indeterminate. Your support and tolerance is appreciated!! The D&H series will eventually be crossposted in entirety, with edits, to AO3, but there is no timeline whatsoever in place for that.

You are welcome to PM/email/Tweet me regarding my progress (or lack thereof) on any of my works, but please be polite. Rude or angry messages telling me off for working in another fandom do not fall within that category.

Thank you very much for your time, I hope you enjoy your reading, and remember - PLEASE REVIEW!