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Joined 03-24-10, id: 2300428, Profile Updated: 06-24-14
Author has written 1 story for Unit One/Rejseholdet.

Since I found out a world of fanfiction as a young blooming girl (and die-hard fan of Xena), I have been hooked. And that was almost 15 years ago.

I'm a geeky nerd from Poland - a frustrating oppresive country for all non-standard non-heteronormative people. So I guess fanfictions give me a space to breathe.

Fandoms I support: Xena, X-files, LaFemme Nikita (the one with Peta & Roy), Sherlock, Doctor Who, ER, Torchwood, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Walking Dead, Hannibal, Maleficent, Guiding Light... and probably many more I currently don't remember. I'm a fanfiction addict, can't help it.:)

Recently I decided to publish as there are some works only read by my plushies before.

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One can hope to Dream by Awhoha reviews
Sherlock gets a new flatmate. John is married. What is going to happen? SherlockxJohn.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,452 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 12/25/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Free Bird by Alyriaa reviews
Caryl AU. This wasn't a dream, this was actually happening. She was on a bus by herself at 1 in the morning heading south, away from the monster of a man she had been married to for the past 8 years. A man that she was technically still married to. But she'd figure it out, right? She had to.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,369 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Carol, Daryl D.]
A Scandal in Bermuda by SilentWhisper06 reviews
-spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia-, set directly afterwards. John can't quite get Irene's words out of his head and it's only during an impromptu trip to Bermuda that he works out why. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Une affaire de coeur by Arcade07 reviews
Une sombre affaire de meutres en série, Scotland Yard plus largué que jamais...Vite, faisons appelle à Sherlock Holmes! Mais était-ce vraiment une bonne décision...?
Sherlock - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Too lost in you by Katsuura reviews
John prend brusquement ses distances avec Sherlock et se rapproche de Sarah. Cela cache-t-il quelque chose? A voir...
Sherlock - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Hay Wain by A Benediction reviews
Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Burning Hearts and Dangerous Games by Faith Rivens reviews
A modern-day Jack the Ripper is on the loose, terrorizing London. Sherlock is on the case, certain that Moriarty is behind the devestation. He soon finds himself on a wild chase, falling deeper into the darkness of his mind. AU. Started before season 2.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,605 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Very Holmes Christmas by Theodora Helena Miller reviews
John is dragged along to meet the Holmes clan for one of the infamous Christmas dinners, and in the process begins to learn surprising things about his friend. T for innuendo, cussing, and my own paranoia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Life After Everything Else by La Femme Victorienne reviews
AE. When Alice decides to stay in the mysterious world of Underland, how does her life pan out? Will she find love and a place she can finally call home, or will she have to put everything aside as a darker force approaches?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,218 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Week in Wonderland by wingsinheaven5 reviews
AlicexHatter This story picks up where Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland ends. "What's wrong, Tarrant?" Chessur sighed. "You know, besides the fact that you're in love with Alice."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,766 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Making the Path by Disconnect reviews
In which Alice remains but rather than settle into a life granted, she pushes on to the life she wants to lead. Underland still holds secrets to her and the greatest of all calls her North. With her path going through his past, Tarrant agrees to join.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,332 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Adapting by Ubiquitcus reviews
It hadn't happened on purpose. It was a fluke through and through. It's not as if they had wanted to switch bodies. "Alice dear, how in the world can you stand not wearing a hat? It's perfectly dreadful!" Hatter/Alice. A story told in oneshots.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
What An Idea by JustBFree5 reviews
In which the Hatter convinces Alice to stay on in Underland for a time, and all that occurs before her eventual return to her own drab, colorless world.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,271 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Rebirth by xXDFXx reviews
Set 10 years after the movie. The Red Queen has remade the Jabberwocky and turned the White Queen into a sheep. Alice must return and become a Sword master in order to defeat her old foes. Oh did I mention she has to take her 6-year-old Daughter along?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Third Visit to Wonderland by Barn and Co reviews
Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Slip, Slappity, Hop, the Rain Drops Plop by draculamomma reviews
A 24 year old Alice is faced with her childhood once again as she is beckoned to go back to Wonderland once more, this time on a journey far more dangerous than the Queen of Hearts. Alice must save the Mad Hatter from himself. Rating has now changed!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,943 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Muchness of Childhood by draculamomma reviews
One boring humid day, Alice and the Mad Hatter go exploring. When they come across an abandoned castle, Alice runs into trouble as she is turned into a child. Can the Mad Hatter save her before she loses all memory of Underland? Review!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Dreams of a Memory by Motorchickensmile reviews
Alice promised she would never forget him, but it was a promise she'd made and broken once before. She forever finds herself too tall or too small. Its time for a third fall down the rabbit hole. Can he help her become the right size at last? Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
Tim B's Alice in Wonderland. I didn't like the ending of the film, so here's one of my versions. Alice leaves Wonderland after boldly showing Hatter how she feels. Upon leaving the rabbit hole, she finds that she didn't come home alone... Read&Review Ty x
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
An Unexpected Visit by AesSedia reviews
Alice Knows she wants to visit underland, but is afraid a certain person won't accept her return. AliceXHatter Rated M for Later.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
When Up Becomes Down by amburnikole reviews
Alice went on with her life, but still carries her memories of her friends with her. Her life was once again rather ordinary until an unexpected guest arrives.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Almost Alice: Of Spades and Hearts by Xerizzelles reviews
HIATUS After her sudden departure, Alice finds herself back in Wonderland, or rather Underland, and must help The White Queen against another villain, who not only wants to take over Underland, but destroy Alice and everyone she loves, including Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,984 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Vision
Fischer and La Cour decide on being flatmates. At first everything looks perfect but on their first day in the apartment, La Cour has a "vision". Now he needs to confront the feelings he never knew he had. Meanwhile they both must also focus on a straining murder case of a young boy. Would they succeed in solving all the mysteries?
Unit One/Rejseholdet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,685 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [A. Fischer, T. La Cour]