Cats have nine lives and always land on their feet. Ikuto might have feline characteristics, but sadly he isn't a cat. Tadase learns that the hard way. Oneshot, AU no eggs . Also, I don't know much on the series nor the characters, so OOC ahead. Slash.

Taruto stumbles across Kisshu's diary of ways to get Ichigo by using cheesy chat-up lines. Will any of them succeed, or are they all doomed to fail?