1. Naruto

2. Ino

3. Jiraiya

4. Shizune

5. TenTen

6. Kurenai

7. Gaara

8. Anko

9. Itachi

10. Karin

11. Nagato

12. Sarutobi Hiruzen

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1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Kurenai/Nagato? No, but now I'm gonna go find a oneshot. He He.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shizune is hot damn sexy. I love bossy nurses.

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hiruzen getting Anko pregnant? He dies and leaves Anko with a hairy monkey baby.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, I have read like five fics about Itachi...

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ino/Kurenai would be a sexy couple.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

TenTen/Itachi, or TenTen/Karin? TenTen/Itachi!

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Gaara walking on Ino and Hiruzen having sex? Gaara would crush Hiruzen with his sand coffin and then have mad sex with Ino.

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

The super pervert meets his true love in the form of his arch rival's chief scientist, Karin.

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Naruto/Anko fluff, hell yes.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Gaara/Hiruzen

Lonley Kages

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Shizune gives Naruto a very thorough physical.

12.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

"Oh Sasuke-kun!"

13.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?

I Hate Everything About You-Three Days Grace

14.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Kurenai/Hiruzen Yaoi Threesome

15.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Karin: Care to show me your flower?

16.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Nagato would describe a relationship between Ino and Anko as motha fucka please.

17.) How emo is Seven?

Gaara is so emo when he cuts himself his sand protects him and he cries himself to sleep.